Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026(Philomena Cunk) they say a pride comes before a fall, but actually it's often some kind of slip or trip 000
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026(Slapping a fall) you can fit so much pride in this baby 110
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 23/08/202667% of Brits said they were 'not very excited/not excited at all' about the World Cup 100
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I think the easier explanation is that 60% here is a *low* figure 110
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If we still haven't got a name for Number 10 North yet might I suggest Mardy Lago? 35512
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Very obviously not the first time he's tried to grab a throat either 010
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Turns out a defensive side vs a counterattacking side is the footballing equivalent of a divide by zero error 031
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Honestly lucky that France were not, at this point, winning 000
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 18/07/2026England with a narrow 1 goal lead against a high quality attack with 20 minutes to play, is it 010
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 18/07/2026France coming out with fireworks was the most predictable thing in the world and it's deeply annoying England haven't apparently anticipated it 100
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 18/07/2026that was legitimately just good, not only in the context of this deeply strange match; that would have worked at any point in the tournament 000
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 18/07/2026share.google/DfAnvPcPtJkK...share.googleZelda Tears of the Kingdom's Ganondorf Was Meant to Be HotThe developer wanted to make him "come off as robust and sexy at the same time". 020
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Yeah you're right. Other people shouldn't care or have their own opinions at all, they should only have your option of being petty as fuck, which definitely *isn't* still caring quite a lot but in a different and dully unpleasant way 👍 100
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This is how much of a repeat mistake this is bsky.app/profile/magn... 030
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I really don't get it, maybe it's some bizarre genetic memory. You know who didn't sit back trying to defend a one goal advantage against monster offence? Spain. 130
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 15/07/2026'Hm we've got a narrow lead, better now completely sit back against fierce opposition for over half an hour'. 150
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 15/07/2026After aaaalll the talk about tactics, Tuchel commits The One Mistake that has sunk England repeatedly for the last decade? The one with a big flashing DO NOT DO THIS sign? 2305
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Just wanna say, insufferably, unlikably, unedifyingly 110
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Quite funny to think that Spain might win the World Cup with Yamal being their worst player on the pitch 010
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The other Spain vote was from someone who had been to both on holiday and liked Spain more 100
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Surprising perhaps, but this is where I reveal my smug prescience 110
Phillip Dyte @phillipdyte.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Mbappe's double vs Argentina was in the 80th and 81st minutes btw 100
Reposted by Phillip DyteAlexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 04/07/2026🎶 I get up when I want Except on Wednesdays When I produce a hygroscopic mucus coating my entire body to protect me from predators through what is known as 020044
