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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 23h

oh lol, I thought she was a proper engineer. yeah, we're awful charlatans, 100%

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it was over the moment he got his dick out on twitter by mistake

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

waved through at Dover and Folkestone? I guess that's the only relevant equivalent?

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

She is, somehow, still beautiful...

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My cat just puked up her felix but I knew if I left it long enough she'd just eat again and she did.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

excellent chin, sir, not at all dick-like

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Frankly today's pensioners should be grateful for their prolonged time aboard the gravy train.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Many people are led to believe many stupid (and demonstrably incorrect) things by an agenda-led press. That doesn't change reality.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The banking thing, yes, but DCs aren't so provincial that it's like "one per town for latency purposes".

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

probably better than the literal Nazi electrician I once had. a lot of suspect comments and then an invoice to pay "aryan contractors ltd".

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Leicester not keeping their end of the bargain here for proper drama.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Love it. It's the arrangements that make these so good. Hard to describe why, it just does all the right things in the right order.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ah - it's actually this! God bless whosampled. The one you linked was in the Avalanches record from a few years ago. youtu.be/HlV59UbrY-E

youtu.be

Sergio Mendes - Fanfarra Cabua Le Le (Official Visualizer)

YouTube video by The Sergio Mendes Band

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

what is the drum sample in there? It was in so many house records around that time... or maybe it isn't a specific sample?

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Seems very harsh. I get it if a pitch is unsafe but is this worse than the roads at the oval at the start of the year? It's also going to unduly punish poorer sides.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Don't worry, they'll treat themselves for cancer with sovereignty.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Let them leave. Ignore all their 999 calls. Stop indulging idiots.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

it's almost as if it doesn't make financial sense to expose the good models

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The issue I see is that it is demonstrably Good And Useful for software engineering problems. So, because these companies are all run by software engineers they just seem to conclude "it must be good for everything else I don't understand" and call anyone who disagrees stupid.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

oracle are definitely not safe, arguably the most fucked of all

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

mad to think that's actually what happened

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"serves them right for not having a big stadium" is presumably the ECB's position.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

unless my views happened to chime with theirs...

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Asides from everything else, he's clearly just utterly utterly stupid.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

personally speaking, when looking for a mentor, i tend to exclude total morons as a pretty early conditional.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

And he's maybe destined for division two 😂

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Don't worry, half of Sussex's batters are broken...

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It probably doesn't fancy wrangling every user's uniquely mental python/nodejs environments so just makes its own 😂

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

you're right, it needs more corn syrup and beef raised on dog food in a shed.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

do you actually know what a full english is? it's not whatever AI slop that is.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

given his successor stabbed him repeatedly in the dick, i can understand a lack of goodwill

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

exactly - this requires a coordinated effort of surprisingly few people to trigger an infinite money glitch. it's just comically stupid.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"I'd rather give even more money to Google because a taxi I took once went a silly route"

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Doesn't get as much love as many of their other songs but The Tourist is arguably top 10 all-time for me. Probably dependent on its context in the album though?

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm not sure a bunch of incels automating their drop-shipping enterprises of asbestos stuffed children's toys is quite what I'd call the onset of the singularity

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It will have a rigidly defined idea of "a joke" but no ability to infer humour.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It doesn't (and can't) have a sense of irony.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Dave and Trev after a session on the Carling and a Vindaloo farting in to a drain pipe does not a wind tunnel make.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Related: OpenAI to spend $100 Billion on Nvidia chips for new data centre in Ohio.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

shat myself so much I threw my cig in to the dry long grass

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Good label! I have a bunch of fun breaks on that from circa 2003. A staple of that time... Thanks for your efforts!

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Christ you just know he has some unbearable opinions on AI

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

We have six arsehole chickens who start at 6am latest. Self inflicted though.

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Phil Collins @phillipcollins.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Oh right, there's two versions it looks like, a 2XLP for each of the north/south CDs. Means there's a bunch of stuff you weren't getting on the original as well.

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