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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

When you realise one of the best actors is actually pretty lazy when choosing his parts! #ChristianBale #Batman #AmericanPsycho #HollywoodScoop #ActorsLife

Two pictures side by side of actor Christian Bale from Batman and American Psycho. One photo says “Batman” and the other says “Batman” but between the T and the M is the letter E inserted above to read his American Psycho name of Bateman.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Following on from the news that my and Aaron Levene’s long running compilation show, Jew-O-Rama, was being cancelled by Whistlebinkies due to concerns over “staff safety”, yesterday I learnt that my solo show, Shall I Compere Thee in a Funny Way? was being dropped by Banshee Labyrinth. 1/8

A picture of Stand Up Comedian Philip Simon holding a microphone. The picture has a lot of text, which is the same as what is written in the post.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Happy Pride Month to all those who celebrate (which let’s face it, should be all of you!) #Pride #PrideMonth #lgbtq #lgbtqiapride❤️💛💚💙💜 #Ally

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

For some reason whenever I see Donald Trump making this pose, it’s not the power salute he seems to think it is!

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

🎉Getting in before the networks get clogged up at midnight to wish everyone a Happy New Tax Year! 🎊

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Look how delighted all the kids are to hear School’s Out Comedy Club is coming back to a number of Fringes this year! Want some more info...? Then...WATCH THIS SPACE! 👀

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Oh, right! So he’s no problem when the economy transitions! Double standards!

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Saturday 8th February @ 8:40pm at the @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social with Jokes on Us at The Real Ale Classroom (Rutland Street) Free entry (PWYW) Either turn up on the night or reserve yourself a free ticket (and protect my sanity by knowing how many people might be coming) from the link in my bio.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

When you gig in a cinema and realise the current release of films totally reflects the comedy industry!

Four movie posters with their corresponding comedy spots including “A complete Unknown” as compete, A Real Pain” as the opener, “Maria” as token woman and “The Brutalist” as the headliner.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

🎄🎵I don't want a lot for Christmas🎵🎄 There is just one thing I need Just so I can put the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want all that you owe More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Pay my bloody invoices, yoo hoo! 🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄

An AI generated cartoon image of Mariah Carey looking Christmassy and frustrated holding sheets of paper with the added caption “all any freelancer really wants for Christmas”

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

CALLING ALL COMEDIANS* T'is the season to flog your merch! I'm starting a thread here for anyone who's got some merch that would be ideal for stocking-fillers. I’ve done this before and it was very successful and a great way to remind people to support small businesses. *All freelancers welcome

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

So, apparently when I introduce acts on stage I channel my inner Village People!

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2024

I bloody love my job! Tonight was this gorgeous audience in Spalding, two hours from home. Sunday will be Wanstead about an hour away. But nothing will beat tomorrow, which is about a 10 minute walk from my house!

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 15/07/2024

London-based and want to come and see a last minute preview of my Edinburgh show? Fine! Ok! Stop banging on about it! Jeeez!!! Tuesday 16th July www.ticketsource.co.uk/time2shinecomedy

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 31/03/2024

In lighter news, this local tree has been laying tefillin! #Jewish #JewishLife #Judaism

A tree with what looks like the Jewish tefillin straps and box wrapped around it.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 21/03/2024

Look what happens when you let your 7 year old score an innocent game of Super Mario WHOT!

A notes page with the content reading:

SUPER MARIO WHOT

CHILD - 16, 46,76,
DADDY - 37, 70, 76 poo poo bum bum chicken nuggets poo poo bum bum poo poo bum bum

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 11/03/2024

Today my gorgeous niece turns 21, but there’s another anniversary I know you’re all excited to share with me...because on that fateful day this is what I was doing! All in the name of finger lickin’ art*! *well, as “arty” as a KFC commercial can get!

Philip Simon is standing with his hands on his hips dressed as a pink bunny in front of the millennium dome.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 16/02/2024

Really great being able to do my crowd work show again at Leicester Comedy Festival. I really love this show and can’t wait to do it again this August in Edinburgh.

A collage of photos, the bottom 5 showing comedian Philip Simon on stage performing his show at the Leicester comedy festival. The top two photos are a selfie of Philip showing his enthusiastic audience and one of the poster for the show.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 01/02/2024

The world is pretty dark right now. But it’s worth remembering there is still plenty of beauty just waiting in the wings! #Sunset #SunsetPhotography

A beautiful sunset over a suburban street

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 17/01/2024

To all those celebrities crying out for the innocent people of Palestine I salute you. Unless you’ve “forgotten” to mention or spare some tears for the hostages - men, women, elderly, children, BABIES! In which case you have no business here! #BringThemHomeNOW #BringThemHome

A collage picture of the Israeli hostages taken to Gaza on 7th October 2023 with the slogan “Men. Women. Babies. Elderly. Are still held hostage by Hamas. #BringThemHomeNow.” It is signed off by the Hostages and Missing Families forum.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

Such a powerful afternoon in Trafalgar Square. Filled with deep emotion & some great speakers. It was truly special to be part of such a gathering, to stand strong against terror & say #BringThemHomeNow #BringThemHome #100Days Thank you @CST_UK & @MetPoliceUK for keeping us safe.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 29/12/2023

Minimum £1 for a game. Surely these things are just pure profit for the company? Can’t imagine they need much upkeep. Seriously, if I owned a business I’d just have a room of these and watch the £££ roll in!

A selection of arcade games including air hockey, pool and basket ball.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 10/12/2023

Is it even Chanukah if you’ve not almost burned down your parents’ house by the 4th night?!? #HappyChanukah

And array of Chanukiahs showing enough lit candles to be celebrating the 4th night of Chanukah.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

Spot the difference! What a service station rip off! One drink Costa Coffee for £5 or THREE from McDonalds for £5.07!

A collage of 2 photos. One showing a costa coffee hot drink for £5 and the other showing 3 McDonald’s hot drinks for £5.07.

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

Looks like my career could be ballooning as I wait to go on air at BBC Radio London. Tune in from 3pm (ish)

Comedian Philip Simon waiting in front of some serious purple balloons!

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

Looks like my career could be ballooning as I wait to go on air at BBC Radio London. Tune in from 3pm (ish)

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 12/11/2023

Yup, probably just those silly old Jews overreacting again! #Antisemitism #NeverAgain #JewsDontCount #FreePalestine (from Hamas)!

A screenshot of Twitter trending topics, this one reading “trending in United Kingdom death to all Jews 18.1 K posts”!

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

I wonder if in another 85 years time people will also be expected to believe #NeverAgain actually means something! #Kristallnacht #Antisemitism

A synagogue on fire on 9th November 1938

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

Rishi Sunak has his head in the clouds! Which, ironically, if he looks hard enough, is where he’ll find all his old WhatsApp messages!

A photo of Rishi Sunak and Boris Johnson at a Covid press conference with a headline “Sunak ‘unable to hand over’ pandemic WhatsApp messages to Covid enquiry”

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Philip Simon Comedian @philipscomedy.bsky.social · 15/10/2023

From an EARLY morning flight to a late morning iced coffee overlooking my home for the next week. Sometimes I love my job!

Comedian Philip Simon attempting some shut eye on his morning flight to Greece. The shutter is up and it’s still dark outside the plane window

A well-earned freddo cappuccino with a stunning Aegean Sea view overlooking the cruise ships anchored just off Santorini.

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