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Philip Ardagh

@philipardagh.bsky.social
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Award-winning children's author, poet, reviewer & commentator. Lifetime Ambassador CILIP School Libraries Group, ambassador Stratford-upon-Avon Literary Festival and Northern Children's Book Festival. Co-writer 'High in the Clouds' with Paul McCartney

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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
That's great to hear, @frankcottrellboyce.bsky.social Thank you. Aren't David Melling's illustrations gorgeous? Almost - ALMOST - as good as the text! x @walkerbooksuk.bsky.social
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Frank Cottrell-Boyce @frankcottrellboyce.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@philipardagh.bsky.social My goodness Do You See A Tiger is getting a lot of attention in our front room. The two year old is addicted to it. Well done.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Kind words, Jill. Thank you! x
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Jill Bennett @jillshanti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A great read aloud #AreYouLookingAtMe? @philipardagh.bsky.social ill. Enrico Lorenzi @littletigeruk.bsky.social is #RedReadingHub’s #picturebook of the day reviewed on the blog wp.me/p11DI5-dQI
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Are You Looking At Me?Philip Ardagh and Enrico LorenziLittle Tiger From gazing gazelles and gawping gibbons to squawking parrots and gawking storks, the creatures we encounter in this story all use…
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"...for wrecklessly driving a bus... taking a speedboat without consent... flying a sleigh on Christmas Eve without a pilot's licence... and commandeering a rocket before lift-off..." @walkerbooksuk.bsky.social @benmantle.bsky.social
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Took me a while to translate the fucking Nazi orange's words into English before I could see. - surprise, surprise - that it was just another of his ill-conceived obvious nut-job lies. We know he's a dangerous wacko but those we should be REALLY worring about are the people keeping him in power.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
For copyright reasons (c)
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just as it should ber. A small but important triumph. Go, people power.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is SUCH sad news.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"President Trump evacuated." It's usually buildings that are evacuated - emptied out - not people, so I was interested to see what they found. We know he's heartless, brainless, and gutless, so what did that leave? Turns out, they meant something else. Glad no one was hurt.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This is clearly the Groke from Mooninvalley on her summer holidays... #moomin #moomins #groke
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Quality never goes out of style.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Was yesterday - Monday 6th April - really National Tartan Day in Canada? I forgot to check... ... check... tartan... National Tar-- Oh, never mind. It's like casting pearls before swine.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
My Internet's SO slow tonight that, rather than ask Google, I think it'd be quicker for me to fly to San José Mineta International Airport, drive to Google HQ in Silicon Valley, and put the question directly to them. And that's even factoring in time for me to learn to drive and get a licence.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Though that may have some traction, fictional bunnies having been shown eating carrots long before then. Think Peter Rabbit. What amuses me about all this, though, is – whatever Elmer Fudd may think – Bugs Bunny isn’t even a rabbit. He’s a jackrabbit, which isn’t a true rabbit but a hare! 2/2
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
There’s a story currently doing the rounds that the reason why so many people mistakenly believe that a rabbit’s favourite food is carrots is that the idea was popularised by Bugs Bunny from the 1930s onwards... 1/2
Peter Rabbit and Bugs Bunny, both with carrots in hand, are looking at a framed picture painted by Beatrix Potter of another rabbit nibbling a carrot. It's carrots a-go-go!
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Lady with an opinion @ladymitopinion.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
New renderings for the WH
Cartoon of the white house depicted as a playpen, complete with rattles and bottle
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hmmm. I wonder why? Is that because they're smart enough to recognise a senile narcissistic fucking moron when they see one?
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Greg Perry's cartoon would be funny as well as poignant if we weren't actually hurtling towards this possible end game. #EpsteinWar
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I think 'fucking shit-head numbskull' also pretty much covers it, Mr Hamill. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Motion Picture Soundtrack.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Radiohead.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Splendid!
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I can remember all 25 but, then again, I wrote this.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
3. It could mean that I go into a room with 10 people already in there, shoot 3 and throw their bodies from the window, in which case, 1+10- 3 = 8 people. 4. It might mean that I go into the room taking the number of people up to 10... THIS IS SO BADLY WORDED *Sob!* Clear writing matters! *Wail!*
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
1. This could imply that 10 people are accompanying me into the room and we have no idea how many people are already in there. In that case, unanswerable. 2. It could mean I go in alone and, with 10 people already there - 3 of who are soon dead or injured - that makes 11 people. [1/2]
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
And the US Department of Defense - it can't officially be called the Department of War without the approval of Congress - is clearly actually the Department of Distraction from the Repeated Referencing of Trump in the Epstein Files. Death by Distraction. Contemptible. [cartoon: cagle.com]
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Blame it on the shifting of the New Year, which used to be in March, making March the first month and everything make sense. Scotland shifted from March in 1600. England did it in 1752, and most continental Europe was already doing the new-fangled 'January' thing by then anyway. I blame the parents.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The ones where they were told they could check out "any time they want", but they could never leave?
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
*Mutters*
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Men, International Women’s Day is a great opportunity to show your appreciation for the women in your life, just as soon as they’ve cooked the Sunday roast, done the washing-up… and maybe a quick bit of Hoovering.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Trump is no friend of the British nor the world, in fact.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Don't get battered!
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
One of Ginger Biscuit's final acts was to make his way upstairs - which would have been painfully difficult for him - and to sneak into our bedroom where he curled up on my side of the bed. For me, who couldn't be there at the end, that speaks a thousand words.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
LOVING this series, and I've watched just about every English-language version of The Traitors from around the globe. As for Stephen's Star-Trek-style jumpsuit? Out of this WORLD!
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
THE MAN IS TALKING ABOUT 'TAKING COUNTRIES'!!!
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
All sent!
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
BlueSky Chat is being a right pain in the **** at the moment. Would you try sending me a message and I'll respond with details when I can. Thanks.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
BlueSky Chat is being somewhat uncooperative at the moment. Would you send ME a message and I'll piggyback it with my info. Thanks!
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I'd be delighted, Jake. The deal is simple: if I like it, I'll review it. If I hate everything about it, I'll say nothing and we pretend you never asked. Okay? Will DM you my address... I may be quiet for a while. Am having a full right knee replacement tomorrow. Cheers!
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Sorry, no banana for scale.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A. has more water in it than a dewdrop on an oak leaf. B. contains more water than a bead of sweat on the brow of a mouse. C. contains less water than the Atlantic Ocean. D. contains less water than in the body of the person who came up with such a poorly worded question.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
No surprises there, then.
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Philip Ardagh @philipardagh.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A quick reminder: 1. Venezuela has the LARGEST PROVEN OIL RESERVES IN THE WORLD. 2. Donald Trump is still a CONVICTED FELON and still appears in THE EPSTEIN FILES. Thank you.
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California Dreaming... @pazvida16.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
'...You often find out at trial that people dispute things, that you never thought would be disputed during the investigation...' I hear you #JackSmith When defendants have their backs up against the proverbial wall, they might dispute anything & of course, lie
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around. America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
This alone could get Mamdani reelected.
Notorious conman leaves New York.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
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