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#NUFC, #Astronomy, Music including #Smiths #AC/DC and #HMHB, #Running, #Retrogaming I’m mostly on Mastodon but giving this a go. Will follow people back when I’ve found my feet on here.

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Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics @hmhblyrics.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
“1966 and all that” And you know it’s a shame but we were never the same On account of your stupid amnesia Through teardrops I stare at the wall that’s now bare And I reach for the Milk of Magnesia And I’ll die on the floor and leave a note on the door Saying ‘This ape has just left Gibraltar’ […]
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Half Man Half Biscuit lyrics @hmhblyrics.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Star man said bye bye And now you’re reaching for the Sky Sit back relax and watch us die Of entertainment Fiancee said that it was fun Even though the others won I can’t stand any more ‘Cos I can’t stand anymore You were blind but you will see Tonight’s attendance one-two-three Friday night […]
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Bet that led to some sticky moments.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What are you some kind of hardcore pawn user?
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fatal chessed infection
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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a man with glasses and a mustache is covering his mouth
Alt: a man with glasses and a moustache is stroking his chin. It’s Jimmy Hill doing a chinny reckon.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
You don’t properly read their posts either. Just fire off unsubstantiated insults. Never mind, social media isn’t for everyone.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Yeah was gonna say the same. It’s like some people can’t actually read.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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a bald man wearing glasses and a suit is saying `` how very dare you ! ''
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a suit is saying `` how very dare you ! ''
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
If they’re driving all the way from China I’d tip them a couple of quid for their trouble, so long as the food was still warm.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I bet whoever wrote a Pluto to “complete” Holst’s Planet Suite was a bit annoyed.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Not sure the edit with the photo came through fedibridge.
V=f*lambda written on a bench
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Pomegranate.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Someone’s been plancking on this bench along the Spen Valley Greenway near Heckmondwike in West Yorkshire.
V=f*lambda written on a park bench
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Do you tell your wife to hold it in for when she gets home?
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Actually I’m six foot three.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Shit in his in-tray.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
8 out of 10
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Should move to Walford, people with quite modest jobs can get a decent sized house and have enough money to spend every evening at the pub. Can’t afford a washing machine though.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Hole-fez Fez-hole
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Haha came here to say that!
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I got one last year. Amazing for galaxies and nebulae, and very easy to use.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
You should get yourself a smart telescope.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I consider that a plus.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Goes on long enough and the bar is open before and after.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
A Lowe blow.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
See also non-league football which has the added bonus that it isn’t cricket.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Surely that’ll just encourage them to do the same thing again?
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Bath wanker!
Inbetweeners “Bus wanker” scene.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Did you get Friday and Monday off though Dave?
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Someone at work had one when they came out, good value for a new Merc.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The SLK was genuinely attractive. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Take 1 with the harmonies is my favourite version of SFF. “The Long One” demo of side two of Abbey Road is great, just lacks vocals on The End. I spliced the regular version of that onto the end of the demo.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Hellraiser IV has a much better workprint. The Blade Runner one is good but arguably Final Cut is better. I quite like the theatrical one with the voiceovers anyway, all versions have their merits.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Can’t say I’ve fallen foul of it too often but it’s definitely a thing.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Was thinking the same thing!
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Was it Lester Piggott?
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Some producers wreck a song. The original single version of Sit Down by James from 1989 is divine but they re-recorded and rereleased it a couple of years later and though it became a hit it was not a patch on the original.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I love alternative versions. Once you’ve listened to a song a zillion times it’s nice to hear a different take.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Every cloud has a waterproof lining.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I think if they rolled them out everywhere they’d need longer motorways….
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Shared on my FB HMHB group.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The stutterer being tortured is the worst bit.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The 15 year old would probably be ok, the stutterer being tortured isn’t suitable for a 12 year old though.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
The highlighter pen must have looked divine.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Didn’t even think E was still a thing. How very retro.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice
ALT: a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Opinions are like arseholes, the loudest ones usually stink.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
You need to put Perfect 10 by Beautiful South on repeat until you realise what it means.
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🄿 🅷 🄸 🅻 @philheppenstall.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Mandalorian, Rogue One, and Andor have been pretty well-received. And Clone Wars. Personally I just watch the ones I like, maybe people should just do that 🤷‍♂️
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