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Phil Guthrie

@philguthrie.bsky.social
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NHS ambo stretcher monkey. Norn Irish in London. Cynic. Fan of fruits and nuts in savoury dishes. Can also cross my eyes one at a time. Views my own etc.

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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 13h
"Feel the groove. Efforts are grounded for practical results. A reach for the stars" This is a cry for help if ever I saw one...
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 14/10/2026
As a side note to this, there is zero cultural reason this Christmas Market is being “axed”. Quite: “In a statement they also noted that the event was becoming financially and operationally unviable.” None of which gave any pause whatsoever to the mouthbreathers inhabiting the bowels of X.
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I preferred Bloke.
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm assuming this was filmed in the US? If so, I have a degree of sympathy - I had a pint of Guinness in New York once and it was vile (unlike in Belfast or Dublin, say, where it is a thing of joy)..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is that unspecified and vague spiritual inspiration, or something tangible? Also, is astrology somehow spiritual now?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How exactly did a lifeless, inert ball of rock say that?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word.. Bleak House Party Anne Frank of Green Gables Fifty Shades of Grey Squirrel
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yesterday I made an utterly amazing (according to the family) roast chicken, with epic roast spuds, roast honey carrots, buttery mushrooms, steamed broccoli, and sautéed garlic greens. Oh, and gravy, obvs. And I didn't take a single picture of any of it. Feel like I let BlueSky down a bit.
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I prefer the Bill Bailey version, "I've got ham but I'm not a hamster"..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Remember, way back, when you guys did stuff too?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Enjoy it while it lasts!
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
.. before they all leave once the points are deducted…
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They'll run riot in the National League very soon..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
N.B. this prediction does not apply to palliative patients, victims of people trafficking, or civilians caught up in war. But then astrology only has a certain market, doesn't it?
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Jooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do you ever sit back, sigh, and wish you'd picked a hobby that didn't involve making up vague, irrational non-sequiturs?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
W..wow..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As opposed to those other days when we don't need to be open and honest with those close to us..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What does 'health aspect' and charming people have to do with each other? This is just all AI nonsense, isn't it?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Could you have made the last bit a little more oblique and confusing? Just a little?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How come you can't be sure?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nah.
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
None of your business.
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did you know about the financial impropriety?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That reminds me, must put the bins out
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dunno, Anne. What is it? Is it something really vague and intangible, by any chance?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bad news for astrology, then..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Will you be doing that? It could be argued that posting on social media 24/7 is overdoing it somewhat.
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are you implying that I neglect them usually? Really, a proofreader would make such a difference to you.
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sounds decidedly creepy. Does nobody proofread for you?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Void moon in Virgo etc etc sounds a bit like dementia..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cracking stuff. "make decisions" is up there in your top ten, just below "things are happening". Never change, Dave.
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good to know that the moon isn't secretly moving my tools around when I'm not looking. This is a truly invaluable insight.
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry, what did you say?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't hear her, Anne. What happens next?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry, I think it might be that bean chilli I had for dinner..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m staying well away from the finger of god, that’s for sure.
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What will the consequences of the conflict be? We need to know!
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Darn, missed my opportunity.. Who knew that the moon and Pluto could coordinate such specific time frames despite being so far away from each other!
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wish I'd read this before I turned up for my night shift. I'm sure my boss would have accepted that the moon and I both deserve to chill out instead..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'Hi moon! How do you, an inert ball of rock orbiting the Earth, manage to carry messages between two other planets 30 million miles and 48 million miles away respectively? It just doesn't seem possible..'
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, your advice is entirely reasonable - but it's hard to know what the moon has to do with any of it.
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What, have their secrets never before been unburied? Cool. Hey, will you let us know later what those long-buried secrets are? I can't wait..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feeling shaky? Hang on, half an hour ago you said we were "riding high on the heels of a recent victory"! Don't you read your own posts?
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I regret to advise that does not seem to be the case. Why do astrologers get so much wrong? Are the planets and stars somehow lying to you, or..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love how the last sentence is usually something really banal and vague. 'Try something new. Anything. Cannibalism, seal-clubbing, driving blindfold, self-immolation. As long as it's new.'
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Not everything can be rationalized." The irony..
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It depends on who she thinks it's been a success for...
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
p.s. this advice does not apply to the homeless, the incarcerated, or those in residential care institutions. No planetary bodies are quindeciling anything on your behalf. Tough luck..
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