Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 13h"Feel the groove. Efforts are grounded for practical results. A reach for the stars" This is a cry for help if ever I saw one... 000
Reposted by Phil GuthrieThe Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 14/10/2026As a side note to this, there is zero cultural reason this Christmas Market is being “axed”. Quite: “In a statement they also noted that the event was becoming financially and operationally unviable.” None of which gave any pause whatsoever to the mouthbreathers inhabiting the bowels of X. 1617240
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'm assuming this was filmed in the US? If so, I have a degree of sympathy - I had a pint of Guinness in New York once and it was vile (unlike in Belfast or Dublin, say, where it is a thing of joy).. 020
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Is that unspecified and vague spiritual inspiration, or something tangible? Also, is astrology somehow spiritual now? 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026How exactly did a lifeless, inert ball of rock say that? 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word.. Bleak House Party Anne Frank of Green Gables Fifty Shades of Grey Squirrel 010
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Yesterday I made an utterly amazing (according to the family) roast chicken, with epic roast spuds, roast honey carrots, buttery mushrooms, steamed broccoli, and sautéed garlic greens. Oh, and gravy, obvs. And I didn't take a single picture of any of it. Feel like I let BlueSky down a bit. 010
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I prefer the Bill Bailey version, "I've got ham but I'm not a hamster".. 0380
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Remember, way back, when you guys did stuff too? 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026.. before they all leave once the points are deducted… 010
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026They'll run riot in the National League very soon.. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026N.B. this prediction does not apply to palliative patients, victims of people trafficking, or civilians caught up in war. But then astrology only has a certain market, doesn't it? 000
Reposted by Phil GuthrieJooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff 6668662171
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Do you ever sit back, sigh, and wish you'd picked a hobby that didn't involve making up vague, irrational non-sequiturs? 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026As opposed to those other days when we don't need to be open and honest with those close to us.. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026What does 'health aspect' and charming people have to do with each other? This is just all AI nonsense, isn't it? 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Could you have made the last bit a little more oblique and confusing? Just a little? 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Dunno, Anne. What is it? Is it something really vague and intangible, by any chance? 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Will you be doing that? It could be argued that posting on social media 24/7 is overdoing it somewhat. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Are you implying that I neglect them usually? Really, a proofreader would make such a difference to you. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sounds decidedly creepy. Does nobody proofread for you? 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Void moon in Virgo etc etc sounds a bit like dementia.. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Cracking stuff. "make decisions" is up there in your top ten, just below "things are happening". Never change, Dave. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Good to know that the moon isn't secretly moving my tools around when I'm not looking. This is a truly invaluable insight. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sorry, I think it might be that bean chilli I had for dinner.. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m staying well away from the finger of god, that’s for sure. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What will the consequences of the conflict be? We need to know! 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Darn, missed my opportunity.. Who knew that the moon and Pluto could coordinate such specific time frames despite being so far away from each other! 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wish I'd read this before I turned up for my night shift. I'm sure my boss would have accepted that the moon and I both deserve to chill out instead.. 110
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026'Hi moon! How do you, an inert ball of rock orbiting the Earth, manage to carry messages between two other planets 30 million miles and 48 million miles away respectively? It just doesn't seem possible..' 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I mean, your advice is entirely reasonable - but it's hard to know what the moon has to do with any of it. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What, have their secrets never before been unburied? Cool. Hey, will you let us know later what those long-buried secrets are? I can't wait.. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Feeling shaky? Hang on, half an hour ago you said we were "riding high on the heels of a recent victory"! Don't you read your own posts? 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I regret to advise that does not seem to be the case. Why do astrologers get so much wrong? Are the planets and stars somehow lying to you, or.. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I love how the last sentence is usually something really banal and vague. 'Try something new. Anything. Cannibalism, seal-clubbing, driving blindfold, self-immolation. As long as it's new.' 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Not everything can be rationalized." The irony.. 000
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It depends on who she thinks it's been a success for... 010
Reposted by Phil GuthrieSvetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏 532768529
Phil Guthrie @philguthrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026p.s. this advice does not apply to the homeless, the incarcerated, or those in residential care institutions. No planetary bodies are quindeciling anything on your behalf. Tough luck.. 000