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Phil Dean

@phildean.bsky.social
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The stupid, it hurts. Also, the lights are too loud. 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🐎❤️🤍🖤 #TheSnowPonies #TheGatheringTide #Zeptepi www.thesnowponies.com

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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The stupid, it hurts.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yep, checks out.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is some Tolkien-level retconning for Avengers Doomsday, and I am absolutely here for it.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My first album in ten years is out today! Holding On by The Snow Ponies is now available on vinyl & cd from thesnowponies.com, high-res download from thesnowponies1.bandcamp.com, and on your evil streaming platform of choice! ❄️🐎🎸🍻
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty cool Waikato sunrise this morning!
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still struggling to come to terms with no more Burgen bread in NZ.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I pitched a movie a few years ago about how the world was going to be completely trashed by a big fat dementia-stricken sexist racist pedo rapist grifter with orange skin and the stupidest combover of all time, I'm sure it would have been rejected as being too unbelievable. And yet here we are.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey Ed, calling out genocide does not make you an "activist musician". Also, genocide is not "complex". It's genocide. Grow some fkn balls man.
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work. Talk to your neighbours, care for each other" Spotted in Somerset, UK
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work.
Talk to your neighbours, care for each other"
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New cow has mooved into the front paddock and would you check out that hair cut 🔥
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And this album is absolute perfection. WHAT A FUCKING RECORD.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This album is pretty much perfection. What a fucking record indeed.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ted Nugent & Kid Rock to support Ed Sheeran on all remaining tour dates
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Marcel R. Bülles 📚💍🌋🎉 @thetolkienist.com · 12/09/2026
As this is timely and I just stumbled upon it... www.threads.com/share/D1vo1T...
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things." Zapp Brannigan
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Marcel R. Bülles 📚💍🌋🎉 @thetolkienist.com · 11/09/2026
"The Tolkien Problem, Solved by Pipeline"... "Researchers just automated the thing Tolkien spent decades doing by hand... Tolkien spent decades crafting Elvish..." "A staged AI system now handles the structural heavy lifting that once required years of expert linguistic craft."
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This AI Builds Entire Languages From Scratch: Grammar, Sounds, and All
ConlangCrafter AI builds complete fictional languages with grammar, sounds, and vocabulary in one automated session — no linguist required.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
<excited> You can order one of these babies tomorrow!
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Video for Beautiful Mess, which tells the traumatic tale of how I met the wife back in the, er, last century. www.youtube.com/watch?v=St01... From the new album Holding On, which will be out 25th September, with physical copies (vinyl/cd) available to order from tomorrow!
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The Snow Ponies - Beautiful Mess
YouTube video by The Snow Ponies
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
First record I ever bought!
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was a life-changing record for me!
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In shock news, billionaire studio owners decide that Scrooge had a point.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"The increasingly pervasive deployment of the term “pervert glasses” is a decent start, but other perfectly good slurs remain unclaimed: Stalker Specs, Nonce Goggles, Depraviators" 😆 Excellent from @jonathanliew.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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The law won't save us from Meta's 'pervert glasses'. The only solution is mockery | Jonathan Liew
These things are undermining not just our public spaces but the very nature of being human. Let’s shame them off the streets, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 31/08/2026
The best #StarWars you've never seen! Real stories, made by real writers, actors and human animators! #100%HumanMade #NoAI #UnrealEngine
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FOR THE EMPIRE - The best Star Wars series you've never seen!
YouTube video by AFK
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ouch.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This did not go how I expected it to go.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Did some work for a mate earlier this year at a 25% discount to, you know, help out a mate who was starting up a new business. Just found out that earlier this year his Dad had given him $2million to give him a leg up.
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Sigh
ALT: Sigh
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've just been informed that joint, spliff and blunt are in fact not interchangeable terms. This is only mildly less surprising than my autism diagnosis at 53, and almost as hard to come to terms with.
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Man with Surprised Expression
ALT: Man with Surprised Expression
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tracking tells me the test vinyl pressing of my new Snow Ponies album has arrived in Auckland and I'm _very_ excited. 35 years in this industry and I finally get to release something on vinyl
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Sarcastic Man with Confetti
ALT: Sarcastic Man with Confetti
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💜
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
holy mother of god, my teenage daughter just did the washing up. i'm gonna need a lie down.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
oh dear god
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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Tony Mangino @tonymangino.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Discworld quote, from The Shepherd's Crown: "FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…" For Dolly...
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Dolly Parton Wink
Alt: Dolly Parton Wink
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Really Dre? Cos it kind of sounds like you're the one having trouble creating if you're getting AI to do it for you.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All of this ⬇️
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Being a creep and making stuff for creeps is Zuckerberg's entire thing.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 19/08/2026
We all have to be one of two people now: The person who rips these fucking things off the face of anyone doing this, OR, the bystanders who 100% have the back of the person who rips the fucking things off the face. The aggressives and the passives must unite to make it unsafe to wear these.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"One things for sure, when Cliff Richard wrote 'wired for sound' no way was he sitting on a clean lavatory"
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This isn't by any stretch the only group of people it appeals to. But it absolutely is who you get grouped with if you're using it.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
What a fucking record indeed.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Jeez, wait until they find out how us gen-x folks partied
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I read as many of these as I could find! I suspect they haven't aged well... but for a while, Willard Price was always the first author I looked for in the library.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What a fucking record indeed 🤎💚
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One of the most infuriatingly difficult tasks in human existence is getting all your Windows software to consistently print or save PDFs as A4 size instead of bloody Letter. Like most infuriating things in human existence, this is the fault of Americans.
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Phil Dean @phildean.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If Arabesque Surf Punk Banjo is your thing, you should listen to this kick arse tune. Like, now. What are you waiting for? theblackswansoftrespass.bandcamp.com/track/b-fridge
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B Fridge, by The Black Swans of Trespass
from the album Live at MONA, Tasmania, 2026
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