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Phil

@philcx.bsky.social
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Pantomime Villain. Sometimes here, sometimes not. Sarcastic, facetious, irritating. Those are my good points. #AVFC #ThinkBike

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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 4h
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Omg Really Facepalm
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 4h
NZSB with steak? Why not just go for Um Bongo and ruin it completely?
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 5h
I’d love to but I’m scared of heights
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 13h
Wow, harsh. That till won’t stare at itself.
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How Very
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Jo @jomonty.bsky.social · 13h
Polite reminder that I shall be doing this on Sunday, in case any of you have missed it. www.justgiving.com/page/jo-mont...
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Jo's fundraiser for Lingen Davies Cancer Fund
Help Jo Montgomery raise money to support Lingen Davies Cancer Fund
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 15h
It’s always good to make friends at work 😳
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 15h
I’m glad you’re ok.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 15h
Horrendous. Imagine if it had been a cyclist or motorcyclist
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 17h
www.maptap.gg October 9 95🏅 95🏅 98🔥 97🔥 93🏆 Final score: 956 Kaboom!! It seems that Bertie’s legacy lasted longer than I thought.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 18h
Seems appropriate this week
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like Sue’s new hat
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Are you even allowed on here?
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And indeed have difficulty in recognising the fundamental differences between your anus and the joint halfway down your arm.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One more trophy and it’ll be impossible to say no.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think you’ll find he was actually called Seamus Christ
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s a lot of conflicting information on the exact details of our extradition treaty with Canada.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Onwards and upwards
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, there’s the whole murder trial thing, but other than that.. Not bad tbh. Yourself?
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mate, it’s been a fucking rollercoaster. Did you hear about the murder? What about the annual VillaBlueSky orgy? That was a surprising night to say the least.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Office: Steve Carell's 'That's What She Said'
ALT: The Office: Steve Carell's 'That's What She Said'
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well that is big news. You should share that far and wide.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Despite what that nasty Clinton man claims.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ironically, they are fundamentally anti-motorcycle.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Autoglass repair as well as replace??
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 8 99🔥 98🔥 97🔥 84😁 97🔥 Final score: 934 Indonesia buggering it up again.
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can even use earphones and set the phone to auto answer if a call is that important to you. I hate even using hands free when I’m driving, so work calls tend to be as brief as possible.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you pick up your phone while driving, you’re a selfish, worthless cunt. This is a fact, not an opinion.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So it was also like that yesterday?
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Clear mental health issues IMO
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s not the highest paid line of work tbphwy.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Autoglass don’t repair or replace” Huge if true.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s almost certainly cracking one off to every reply.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JFC, is that monumental bellend still banging on? Does he not have wellness assessment to attend or something?
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wench it is then
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Love” to her mates.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Definitely not a bear
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fair point. Actually, on second thoughts I’ll just mute the thick cunt.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The term Great Britain is not some egotistical boast; it is the term for the largest island in the archipelago. It’s the same definition used by Great Comoros.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you on a mission to prove just how incredibly fucking stupid you are? If so, well done. The British Isles refers to geography, not nationality.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Agreed
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Fml Sylvester
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He’s unflappable 😐
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There were still GA+ tickets available on the day of the Forest game, and I’m told one or two restricted view seats, but literally one or two
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are you a member, Emma? If you are, there are still empty seats scattered around.
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have the Scots had a new referendum and I missed it?
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m sure I’ve read about that somewhere
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Turning Pages Russell Brand
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Phil @philcx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’d be bereft without me.
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