Reposted by phil cliftonphil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 01/11/2025when you said christmas sleigh but the tree heard slay 052
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 06/11/2025lmaoooo "cuntburger" is absolutely phenomenal, added straight to my lexicon #allsfair 040
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 01/11/2025when you said christmas sleigh but the tree heard slay 052
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 22/10/2025it’s always the ones you least expect #CelebrityTraitors 041
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 04/10/2025me and my friend saying, "hey, who are we to judge" after spending 6 hours gossiping & talking shit 031
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 20/09/2025would like to announce that I too am definitely 6 foot 3. thank you. 091
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 17/09/2025i’m sorry but “wannabe-bigtime, smalltime shit-talking, bothersome, irritating, immature motherfuckers” …is a spectacular burn, he read them to absolute FILTH 😭😭😂 031
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 06/09/2025so this is the exact energy i bring to the club 071
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 06/09/2025enjoying some fresh air on my little mental health walk 030
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 30/08/2025still one of the greatest headlines of all time 032
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 16/08/2025nothing irritates me more than this. just say 👏 what 👏 you 👏 need 👏 to 👏 say 👏 051
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 10/08/2025This guy wants Donald Trump to make England great again by making it America 000
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 05/08/2025mood: elizabeth taylor being asked if she has any plans to get married 043
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 13/06/2025exes in your dms when they notice you doing well 071
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 11/06/2025lmfao talk shows in the early 00s were UNHINGED my jaw is on the fu*king floor… 161
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 11/06/2025seeing motivational posts from people you know are toxic af in real life 051
phil clifton @philclifton.bsky.social · 05/06/2025no body: the two most powerful and dangerous men in America on a random Thursday: 0103
