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PhilaDILFia

@philadilfia.bsky.social
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Alt account. NSFW, 18+, 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️, any pronouns welcome, etc. This is for queer horny nonsense, so be warned! Other types of posting will be done on my regular account. Love having mutuals, but I prefer to connect with folks who are present/active! :)

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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh yeah, felt real mature at the game yesterday 🙂‍↕️
A sign that says Philadelphia Cock because tails is cut off by a beam from this perspective
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a couple of relaxing hours yesterday at least. Enough to briefly celebrate a crawling back into the wild card series 😂 sport/baseball puns, activate:
My torso and some leg on a sofa with shirt riding up a bit and wearing a sport brief from Bike with a small baseball cap cup sitting on top of my package
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s always a goofy but cute sleeper btw (got permission to share 😜)
J being cute and snuggly in a hotel bed with some of DTLA seen through the window beyond
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A #HumpDay (with camel case!) and a closeup of some… pips. ✨🖖✨ Trekking will continue until morale improves (my birthday and the Philly Star Trek con are on the same weekend 🤩)
Pants pulled down to reveal ass and the back of the jockstrapMe pulling down pants and Star Trek uniform shirt and jacket to reveal some fuzzy belly and the command red Star Trek themed jockstrap with commander pips
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Youse already knew I would be doing a Night Shift series for Star Trek Day too! 🤭 Had to celebrate with the new uniform ❤️🖖
Me dressed in a DS9/Voyager/First Contact era Starfleet uniform with red undershirt and captain pips. The shirts are unzipped, revealing torso, and the pants are off, revealing a red and black Star Trek themed jock with pips of its own
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Realized I never shared some of these other photos 👀
Me lying stomach down on a hotel bed with one leg straight and hanging off, the other bent with knee resting on the mattress, wearing black and white long socks that have bones on them and the word WOOF on the soles, wearing a black cap and black tshirt with black and green jock and ass out, with one arm reaching back to grab my ass and show a bit of hole
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Youse were very sweet, so here are some treats!
Me shirtless in a coordinating blue and white outfit with shorts pulled down to reveal briefs with a semi kind of visible Me shirtless in a coordinating blue and white outfit from behind and the side with shorts pulled down to reveal briefs and my butt
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m still alive btw Allegedly
Me shirtless with a blue and white hat that says on dad duty, blue shorts with white pinstripes, and blue socks with white details, pulling down the shorts to reveal a similarly colored underwear band
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Woke up like this. Made me lol 🤭 Happy semi Sunday? Idk
Me with a black shirt with rainbow dnd logo that’s rolled up like a very short crop top and ancient decrepit grey Calvin Klein boxer briefs sporting a bit of semi VPL
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f̵̖̔̈ǎ̴͓g̵͈̩͎̏̄̾g̴̺̈ó̶͍̈́͆t̶̖̝̀ @mal-content.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I actually made a set!
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f̵̖̔̈ǎ̴͓g̵͈̩͎̏̄̾g̴̺̈ó̶͍̈́͆t̶̖̝̀ @mal-content.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And done!
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
👀
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Been a while. Who can help?
3m interior high strength small hole repair
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
cock
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Side stuff can be fun too, especially if impromptu 😏 Bonus C for #FCF today, and more of my ass since it seems to be a big hit lately. Fat Cheeks Friday?
Guest Star’s cock still hard after cumming on my ass cheeks
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Forgot to do a Thong Thursday and meant to yesterday so… enjoy, belated, time is made up, have some photos etc
Me from the rear and side in a black thong Me from the front in a black thong
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Lord of The Gays® @gaylord.pink · 17/07/2026
Bluesky servers right now... #fcf
Shit blowing up on the enterprise bridge. Worf exclaims, "We have fat cocks on decks 3, 9, 14, and 20!"
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh yeah, figured I should grab a quick #HumpDay pic too, that’s also national hot dog day appropriate—buns! 🌭 @mal-content.bsky.social did a great job making this jock 🫶
Me from behind with shorts pulled down that are half red on the back and half yellow, with a jock strap that has red and yellow straps on the same sides to match. Also wearing a greenish shirt that somewhat matches the waistband color that’s more beige.
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh yeah, figured I should grab a quick #HumpDay pic too, that’s also national hot dog day appropriate—buns! 🌭 @mal-content.bsky.social did a great job making this jock 🫶
Me from behind with shorts pulled down that are half red on the back and half yellow, with a jock strap that has red and yellow straps on the same sides to match. Also wearing a greenish shirt that somewhat matches the waistband color that’s more beige.
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I just think that humps (And happy national hot dog day!)
That’s a penis
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Alright, show me those humps today, I’m trying to see something
A boner visible under blue shorts
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Who else up tryna play ball tonight
Me in an MLB All-Star Game cap and shirt in red and white colors with some blues, and briefs that have similar colors but more grey and blue, and tall blue socks with white striping towards the top
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This came to me in a daydream for… armpiT Tuesday?!
The air wick essential mist diffuser ad that says always fragrant, always inviting, featuring me lifting my arm up to reveal armpit
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Here’s a lil #mcm right at the last minute.
Me standing in a hallway in just briefs
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Here’s a lil #mcm right at the last minute.
Me standing in a hallway in just briefs
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bit stimky and sweaty after a fun day — shower and maybe nap time now
Me in a white Phillies shirt with maroon and blue stripes and retro logo; I’m pulling up the shirt a bit and maroon shorts down a bit to reveal white briefs with red and blue trim, and I have white crew socks with matching stripes as well
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This time around, I just had a handkerchief hehe, but the shorts first may suffice!
Me wearing a lot of greens, featuring green silkies, with bulge visibleMe lifting up shirt with silky green bandana covering the bulge and wrapped around my leg
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
oomf saw them first, a while back — figured I’d share some pole and hole for #fcf
Penis, balls, hole
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Happy Therian Thursday! 🦝🦊🐺 (Not really a Therian, I just love alliteration)
My lower torso and legs with me wearing a furry print spandex body suit, cowboy boots, leather shorts pulled down halfway revealing a cellblock 13 leather style jock brief in black and dark green
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Alright, how’s this for my first #humpday in a long time?
Me on all fours in a hotel bed with no shirt, a reddish jockstrap, black athletic shorts pulled down onto my thighs, and black crew socks with white stripes
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Missing that view + the cuck throne from Pittsburgh 🤭
Me sitting in a massive comfy weird chair with a nighttime skyline seen through the big window behind me
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Submissiveandbreedable Sunday? Long time no post; hope you’re all doing well 🫣🤭
Me from the back in a black cap, black tshirt, black jock, and black and white long socks that say woof
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Been a while — happy… mhump day? We had a nice, but all too brief, overnight in Palm Springs to wrap up the honeymoon! (No pun intended, but we did just have a full moon too!)
Me standing in front of a sliding glass balcony door with mountains and palm trees in the distance. I’m in a black shirt, ball cap, and jockstrap.
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You know what time it is. ⚾️🧢
Me wearing a blue Phillies shirt, matching hat, and almost matching briefs and socks, as seen from behind via mirror reflection Me wearing a blue Phillies shirt, matching hat, and almost matching briefs and socks, as seen from the front via mirror reflection
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
One week ago 🤭
Photo of a man lying face down in a hotel bed just in boxers with a just married sign over the headboard
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
He tolerated seeing Pillion with me, as well as wearing a jockstrap to the theater 🤭🖤
Two guys in a mirror in jock straps
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
How all those #HumpDay posts have me today (post election 🫦🫦🫦)
It’s a penis It’s a penis from a slightly different angle
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Time for us all to post pole and hole to celebrate.
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a man holding a large ball with the words everyone lend me your strength
Alt: Spirit bomb time — everyone, lend me your strength!
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
No entry unless you voted 😤
My butt with an I voted sticker over the hole
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
where are my good boys at?
A mile marker on a forest train that has puppy written on it
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Here’s the #FCF version from earlier too 🦖
Me holding my penis, as is tradition on this holy day
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I promise to clean my room soon 🤭 but happy… #Jocktober?
Mirror selfie of me from behind bent over a day bed in a shiny hat, multicolored jockstrap thong combo from Wayne, and crew socks
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Again had a little help earlier to snap an actual #HumpDay photo for real this time! On the proper day! And posting just before time’s up! Also once again happy #Jocktober etc.
Me lying face down ass up with legs spread wearing a red velvet jock strap and black fishnet short sleeved hoodie thing
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
…it has come to my attention that uhh today is actually hump day—
media.tenor.com
a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ?
Alt: Liz Lemon saying what a week huh? With Jack Donaghy replying Lemon, it’s Wednesday.
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
A very happy #Jocktober #HumpDay for all. JockeyTober, even.
Mirror selfie of me from behind with dark grey sweatpants on and some butt shape visible Mirror selfie of me from behind with the dark grey sweatpants pulled down to reveal a dark red jockey jock strap and butt
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Tis the season (#FCF)
Me in a grey sweatshirt, black sweatpants, and black briefs pulling it all down to reveal a penis for fat cock Friday. Not sure if it’s fat but it is a cock and it’s Friday.
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
And as tempting as these cheeks may be, I am actually very much enjoying all the other humps I’m seeing today 👀😈
Mirror selfie of me in a yellow corduroy cap on backwards, grey sweatshirt, velvety black briefs, and black sweatpants pulled down a bit
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Here’s a #HumpDay for youse 🫴🍑🫷
Me laying face down on a bed naked with ass up a bit and another hand grabbing a cheek with my hand reaching back to grab his
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Here’s the rear. Not waiting until #HumpDay. I need happy chemicals now. 🤣 happy #jocktober
Me in the same outfit but from behind, featuring some ass in the jockstrap as the shorts are pulled down around my thighs
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PhilaDILFia @philadilfia.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
#Jocktober innit? Figured I’d go silly school pride colors today 😈
Me from the front wearing a gold and maroon nasty pig cap, maroon Henley, gold shorts, matching gold maroon white nasty pig socks, and a maroon with gold nasty pig jockstrap. Shirt pulled up a bit and shorts pulled down a bit.
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