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Phil Giammattei

@phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy
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Engineering @ Tiger Pajamas Web Site Company I make web sites. Here to talk about #indieweb, #astro, #css, #staticsites, things of that nature. Vision Pro […] [bridged from wears.tigerpajamas.com/@phil on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2025
Account migration imminent, see you on the other side
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2025
@AmeliaBR we are exiting the admin game unfortunately, but I am very proud of our subdomain. (Also I have received an invite, so I’ll be making the jump over to yinz soon!)
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2025
Do I know anyone on front-end.social? Mulling an account migration and wondering where I'll land. Also open to other cool instances for Web Site Folks
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2025
Implementing a custom handler that, when receiving a 418, sends a followup request to query for shortness and stoutness
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025
I don’t know how hanging out in a bunch of Discords for comedy podcasts is going to pay off, but I know it will somehow
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2025
Hey bro, sorry haven’t texted in a while. Wanted to see how you liked the latest Survivor, but before that I was wondering if you could fill out a brief feedback survey. It’ll only take like 2 minutes and you’d really be doing me a solid. Thanks dude
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2025
please enjoy today's baffling sample text in an ali express day planner listing. praise the Lowe #aliexpress
faux handwritten text in a day planned that is riddled with strange spelling errors, such as "sikddrak", "so much gleaningb tordy" and "the whole hpise"more of the same, the crown jewel of this one being "go to church praise the Lowe"
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2025
@palomakop lmao, well I hope they returned them anyway
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2025
sorry
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2025
Got horrible service at Ace Hardware so from now on I’ll be going to their main competitor: Sexual Hardware
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2025
[uspol] It’s funny that we all thought that social media would help us hold our leaders accountable and in reality we’re on track for a Weekend At Bernie's Situation
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2025
[uspol] This is about George Takei
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2025
[uspol] I’m convinced it’s not a question of if he croaks and his minions keep posting under his name afterward for as long as they can, it’s a question of how long they try to get away with it
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2025
@ifixcoinops one of my first video games ever, Zeus saying “WISE FWOM YOW GWAVE” is etched into my memory
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2025
Sorry I’ve been posting less, I have a real job now
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sam henri gold @samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2025
If you haven't checked in on Xiomi in a while it's worth taking a look at their upcoming OS landing page. You gotta appreciate their commitment to the bit. The word "flagrant" comes to mind www.mi.com/global/hyperos
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2025
GOTO MOON mastodon.social/@hynek/115236967047…
mastodon.social
Hynek Schlawack (@hynek@mastodon.social)
OH: they put a man on the moon with GOTO
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sam henri gold @samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2025
“the new M5 chip has” yeah yeah yeah save it, how many instances of chromium wrappers can I run on it
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palizard kop ⁂ @fedi.palomakop.tv · 17/09/2025
one of my biggest successes in life has been making my phone boring
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2025
happy reinstall the window unit day to those who celebrate
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Fluffy Kitty Cat @fluffykittycat.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2025
bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/projec… The free web will never die so long as we never give up
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2025
@davidgerard.co.uk it’s terminal. it leaves you as a shell of your former self
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2025
There was a part of me that thought that once I got a black MacBook Pro I would be truly happy, and that part of me was right
A black laptop with html css Astro and phils web site stickers
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2025
Lest you worry, I am also reading Web Site Book
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2025
I haven’t bitten off more than I can chew with my new job, but boy howdy do I have some chewing to do
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2025
In case you wanted to sample their wares www.quietperiodplease.com
quietperiodplease.com
Podcast Network | Quiet. Please | West Hollywood
Quiet. Please podcast network strives to help people improve their lives. We do this by creating audio content and meditations designed to be a catalyst for self-improvement, reflection, and discovery.
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2025
This is a really stupid idea and I’m looking forward to seeing how it pans out 512pixels.net/2025/09/former-wonder…
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2025
Ahhh, what a beautiful Monday. Time to have a nice cup of coffee, load up my crypto wallet, and download some of my favorite NPM packages
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2025
Just finished my first day and get this: they move quicker than a large regional bank
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2025
Some professional news: I am now the “web app guy” for Arcjet arcjet.com
arcjet.com
arcjet.com
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2025
[Bugs] @ashley but you know what that would explain a lot
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2025
[Bugs] @ashley black walnut I believe
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2025
[Bugs] Welcome to Pennsylvania!
A tree with way too many spotted lanternflies on it
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sam henri gold @samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2025
knowledge base hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/11511897…
What Happens When Windows Shuts Down? 

When you choose Shut Down, Windows begins a sequence of orderly steps. It tells each program to close its files, to set down what it was working on. Most comply. Some resist. Windows asks again, more firmly. Eventually, all but one obey. There is always one.

Once the programs are silent, Windows turns to its own parts. It lowers the desktop, dims the icons, pulls the taskbar out of sight. The clock is the last to go. Time has to be persuaded.

You will then see the black screen, and the message: It is now safe to turn off your computer. This is true. You are free to press the button. Many users do.

If you wait, however, something else will happen. Slowly, the monitor will begin to glow again. Not with the desktop, not with any familiar prompt, but with a pale light, as though something is behind the glass. It will not speak, but you will understand that it has been waiting there, patiently, for every shutdown you have ever performed.

You may turn off the machine at this point. You should. If you do not, the light will brighten until it hurts to look at. Some users report that it does not stop. Some report that the monitor grows warm, then hot, then soft.

If this occurs, pull the plug immediately. Windows will forgive you. The thing behind the glass will not.Windows 95 help viewer.
Q: "Can Windows protect me?"
A: No.
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2025
Now watching for the first time: Superman (1978)
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sam henri gold @samhenrigold.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2025
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door. Source code and a downloadable app to try it yourself […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
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stfn @stfn.fedi.stfn.pl.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2025
So this is my new project: A solar powered website: solar.stfn.pl/en The website is hosted on a Raspberry Pi Zero server running from solar panels and batteries, living in a shed in my field. The Internet access is done via an LTE modem. I had a lot […] [Original post on fedi.stfn.pl]
A photo of the inside of my shed. On a wooden bench there is  a plastic toolbox with a lot of cables going in and out. Next to the bench there is a table, and on the table there's a simple plastic lamp, and a Raspberry Pi Zero, connected to the tool box with a USB cable.
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2025
To be clear I am a fan of both youtube.com/shorts/I9DWu6kYZ4o?si=5…
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2025
Corporate wants you to find the differences between these two pictures.
Jon Lajoie, an artist who balances earnest songwriting with dumb guy comedyPetey, an artist who balances earnest songwriting with dumb guy comedy
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Stefan Bohacek @fediverse.stefanbohacek.online · 04/09/2025
"I came to this conclusion sometime during quarantine when I realized that certain websites give me a sense of shelter and rest more than others." a-website-is-a-room.net #indieweb #PersonalWebsites
a-website-is-a-room.net
A Website Is A Room
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2025
Taking a walk with my kid
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Ashley McQuaid @ashley.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2025
absolutely shaking with laughter when @phil blessed me with this news this morning www.theverge.com/web/770947/browser…
theverge.com
The company behind the Dia and Arc browsers is being acquired
$610 million is a pretty big number for a web browser
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2025
So say me all phils-web-site.net/reviews/battlest…
phils-web-site.net
Battlestar Galactica Season 1 - 2005
Review of Battlestar Galactica Season 1 - 2005
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2025
Incredible detail in the latest @davidgerard post: when asked for proof of authenticity for an art piece, the AI art peddler sent back an AI-generated time lapse video pivot-to-ai.com/2025/09/03/dragonco…
pivot-to-ai.com
DragonCon is a long-running science fiction and nerd culture convention. Dane Ault of monkeyminion.com was at DragonCon as an artist. He broke the news on Bluesky about a suddenly empty booth in Artist’s Alley with a sign saying: [_Bluesky_] > VENDOR REMOVED FOR SELLING AI ART #ARTBYHUMANS The site was quickly enhanced by AI haters, including a sticker changing “AI ART” to “AI IMAGES”. And of course, an RIP BOZO. [_Bluesky_] DragonCon has a no-AI policy: [_Reddit_] > No AI artwork of any kind will be allowed to be sold or distributed in Comic and Pop Artist Alley. Failure to comply with our AI policy can lead to immediate removal from the show floor. So what happened? Dane watched it live from booth A-11, right next to the AI miscreants in A-10. [_Bluesky_] Dane says the art the AI guys put up on Thursday was “while not to my taste, clearly made by a person.” But on Friday, two different people came in with other stuff: [_Bluesky_] > The paintings were still there, but now so were new images of various anime characters & comic characters, monopoly man and snoopy, all bloomy and blurry with weird details and various numbers of fingers. I immediately clocked it as AI, but was too busy Friday to get away from my table. The AI image of the Monopoly Man playing a bass is striking in its way. Five fingers on one hand, four on the other, and a varying number of strings along the neck of the bass. My first thought was “this should be on an NFT.” [_Reddit_] On Saturday, Dane got onto the convention staff about the AI slop mongers. The staff running Artist’s Alley investigated over Saturday and Sunday. The AI guys apparently gave the staff a proof video of their artistic process — a time lapse of how they made the pictures — and the proof video was also AI-generated! [_Reddit_] Then Monday arrived: [_Bluesky_] > That morning, I got in at 9:45 & the AA folks (plus a few others and a cop) were already at the booth. The owners weren’t in yet. I got set up, the show opened and then the booth folks showed up, about 15-30 minutes late. At which point the AA staff descended upon them like avenging angels. They took up positions, creating a wall across the entrance to the booth, telling attendees who stopped that they were being removed and were no longer available, and the scammers took down their displays and angrily packed their gear and left. There’s video of the ejection as it was happening. [_Threads_] Another artist left a sign in the empty booth explaining that the vendors had been kicked out for AI. Dane posted a photo of that sign to Bluesky later that day. Spaces in Artist’s Alley are limited and under heavy demand. So the AI scammers took a space from a non-AI artist and they used it to push slop. How did these guys get into Artist’s Alley at all? They lied on their application: [_Bluesky_] > He told me that the people in that booth submitted the pop art paintings for their application and were approved for those. He had no idea they were going to offer AI garbage and started working on the process for deleting them from the show as soon as he learned about it. The booth was booked in the name of Oriana Gerez. She’s actually an artist, she can paint, she has a gallery! The AI slop was apparently made by her boyfriend and Gerez helped set up the booth. It looks like Gerez was fully on board with the scheme — she posted on her official Instagram bragging about their sales and calling everyone laughing at them broke losers. Her Instagram went private shortly after this. [_Bluesky_] I’ve heard that for next year, DragonCon will be banning vendors from selling AI-produced work anywhere in the convention. Other conventions are noticing the response from the fans, and there’s already a notice from GalaxyCon: [_Facebook_] > Effective immediately, AI-generated artwork is prohibited for any booth or table type. This applies to ALL merchandise, including, but not limited to, prints, posters, mugs, t-shirts/apparel, towels, etc. Failure to abide by this rule will result in ejection from the event with no refund given, as well as a ban from any future GalaxyCon, Animate!, SuperStar, or Nightmare Weekend event. * _Video version_ ### Share this post: * Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook * Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn * Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit * Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X * Click to share on Mastodon (Opens in new window) Mastodon * Click to share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky * Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email * ### Like this: Like Loading... ### _Related_
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2025
Lookin like dang King K Rool over here
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2025
Of course closing my eyes is also painful. Ha ha!
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2025
Getting an eye infection that makes it difficult to look at screens during my week between jobs feels like a cosmic joke
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2025
@ashley I was like weird why are all my fun web sites blocked OH
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2025
Bluesky post: rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
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Phil Giammattei @phil.wears.tigerpajamas.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2025
Your honor, I may have made some bad choices, but in my defense, I was having some big feelings at the time
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