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I believe that David Bowie was an all-powerful celestial being who held the fabric of the universe together, and when he left this plain of existence, everything went completely to shit. Prove me wrong. phil.co

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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 13/09/2026
Have we entered the era AI-generated food packaging?
Hot sauce bottles with suspiciously AI-generated looking packaging.
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 28/08/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Youppi! has signed an executive order to rename Washington Nationals as "Montreal Expos," a change the mascot says would take effect immediately
BREAKING NEWS: Youppi! has signed an executive order to rename Washington Nationals as "Montreal Expos," a change the mascot says would take effect immediately
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 28/08/2026
What's in a hydronym?
It's Lake Ontario.
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 25/08/2026
This is how I found out that Dolly Parton died...
Dolly Parton remembrance post by The Muppets on Facebook
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 16/08/2026
This is so meta... #Spiderman #BrandNewDay
An open-top tour bus with a Spider-Man Brand New Day (in French) across the entire side of the bus.
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 28/07/2026
It's weird that you can go to a whole other country for just 30 minutes, but that's what I did today when I finally went to pick up my packages in upstate New York (some of which were there since March '25). Anyway, not going back for another two years, at least. But did come home with this beauty!
PRS SE Rock Lady electric guitar. It's pink!PRS SE Rock Lady electric guitar. Beautiful mahogany back.PRS SE Rock Lady electric guitar. Look at that grain!PRS SE Rock Lady electric guitar. Pink sparkles!
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 17/07/2026
RIP Feminism
A Hinge prompt:

My most irrational fear...
A man who loves an independent woman.

31-year-old straight woman
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 17/07/2026
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 16/07/2026
"Stop it! I'm watching my show."
A Roman statue on a sarcophagus lid of a man and woman reclining.
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 13/07/2026
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 22/06/2026
This
A tweet by Suraj Sharma @suraj_sharma14:

"Bro I'm so sick of pretending this isn't weird.

The internet spent 20 years creating tutorials, open-source projects, blog posts & answers for free.

Al companies turned all of it into products worth billions.

And now the same people who created that knowledge are being told they're replaceable.

We built the library.

Someone else started charging admission."
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 16/06/2026
Elon Musk with ALL the cookies says to a man with one cookie in MAGA hat, pointing to a dark-skinned man with no cookies, "Careful mate... That foreigner wants your cookie!"
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 15/06/2026
🌈
Lindsey Graham looking really, really, really happy standing next to two shirtless buff UFC dudes.

Caption: Happy Pride Month, y'all 🌈
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 13/06/2026
Truth
A bus shelter ad with a picture of Elon Musk that says "If you have a trillion dollars in a world where children are starving, you're not a visionary, you're just a cunt"
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 11/06/2026
Hope you got that sweet insider tip about Iran...
This is what market manipulation looks like
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 30/05/2026
RIP Marcia Lucas. She literally saved Star Wars in the edit, and is a HUGE part of why it became is the film we all know and love.
Richard Chew, Marcia Lucas, and Paul Hirsch win the Academy Award for Best Film Editing for Star Wars in 1978
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 27/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap
Passengers band
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 22/05/2026
By Dave Granlund
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 21/05/2026
New Yorker cartoon, by Adam Douglas Thompson.
A man on a ladder chisels quotation marks around the word "Justice" in Department of Justice.
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 16/05/2026
New profile pic. Who dis?
me
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 14/05/2026
Text over a background of the galaxy:

IN THE BEGINNING. THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED

THIS MADE A LOT OF PEOPLE VERY ANGRY AND HAS BEEN WIDELY REGARDED AS A BAD MOVE

- DOUGLAS ADAMS
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 07/05/2026
The AI snake is eating its own tail...
Drawing of a snake eating its own tail; An ouroboros in the same of an infinity symbol.
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 28/04/2026
One of my favorite episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation
Levar Burton and Kermit the Frog in Reading Rainbow
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 23/04/2026
“The MAGA crowd is made up of dumb people—like, super dumb people. And they fall for it.” Indian Med Student Pays for Med School by Scamming MAGA Morons with AI Thirst Traps www.wired.com/story/ai-gen...
This chick is AI. She is not real. Go jerk off somewhere else.
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 22/04/2026
There's nothing better than having an entire #IMAX theatre all to yourself!
Seating map for Super Mario Galaxy in IMAX
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 20/04/2026
David Ellison looks like Sid the Sloth from Ice Age
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 14/04/2026
Batman, but the top of his head is a cat.
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 14/04/2026
Trump Jesus meme with the cast of Star Trek TOS. Bones is Trump/Jesus, Kirk is the "patient," screaming. Sulu and Uhura on the left. Spock and Nurse Chapel on the right. Caption: "Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a Messiah!"
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 10/04/2026
Totally normal-looking couple… www.gettyimages.ca/photos/amand...
Paolo Zampoli and Amanda Ungaro
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 07/04/2026
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon And if there is no room upon the hill And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
Captured by the Artemis II crew during their lunar flyby on April 6, 2026, this image shows the Moon fully eclipsing the Sun. From the crew’s perspective, the Moon appears large enough to completely block the Sun, creating nearly 54 minutes of totality and extending the view far beyond what is possible from Earth. The corona forms a glowing halo around the dark lunar disk, revealing details of the Sun’s outer atmosphere typically hidden by its brightness. Also visible are stars, typically too faint to see when imaging the Moon, but with the Moon in darkness stars are readily imaged. This unique vantage point provides both a striking visual and a valuable opportunity for astronauts to document and describe the corona during humanity’s return to deep space. The faint glow of the nearside of the Moon is visible in this image, having been illuminated by light reflected off the Earth. [alt text from NASA]
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 02/04/2026
Oil prices after Trump's speech
Brent crude spiked more than 7% to $108 per barrel during Trump's speech
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 01/04/2026
There's always money for war Never money for feeding babies Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DWPkqdP...
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 30/03/2026
And it did sweet fuck all. Investors might actually be learning...
SPX chart for 2026-03-30
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 27/03/2026
Now you can go from school shooter to ICE agent in just 47 days!
ICE agents who look like school boys
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 20/03/2026
Get ready...
SP500 chart getting ready to freefall
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 13/03/2026
George Lucas.

Caption: Still think trade route disputes are a stupid plot point... Bitch?
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 07/03/2026
Canada rated #1 in morality survey! USA dead last... www.pewresearch.org/religion/202...
A chart of countries ranked by perceived morality of its citizens.
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 07/03/2026
Nee Yorker cartoon, by Matt Reuter
A book with the title LIMITED COMBAT OPERATIONS AND PEACE by Leo Tolstoy
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 05/03/2026
Dazed and Confused came out in 1993, and was set in 1976. 2026 is twice as far from 1993 as 1993 is from 1976. Let that sink in.
Still image from the movie Dazed and Confused with Matthew McConaughey second from the left. I can't remember the other actors' names. Alright? Alright!? Alright.
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 04/03/2026
Every time I hear the term "looksmaxing"
Honey Smacks Cereal Box
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 01/03/2026
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 22/02/2026
Elon Musk "raising" his hand
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 21/02/2026
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 14/02/2026
Pam Bondi "testifying" before Congress, holding up her index finger in a really cunty way.

Caption: "I'm disgusted by the amount of hate Pam Bondi is getting at the moment.

It's nowhere near enough, and we can do better."
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 12/02/2026
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 07/02/2026
Donald Trump is a racist rapist
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 05/02/2026
TRUMP IS NAMED MORE TIMES IN THE EPSTEIN FILES THAN HARRY POTTER IS IN ALL SEVEN BOOKS
Photo of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump with Harry Potter inset above. Caption: TRUMP IS NAMED MORE TIMES IN THE EPSTEIN FILES THAN HARRY POTTER IS IN ALL SEVEN BOOKS
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 04/02/2026
That's not a MAGA Sack. This is a MAGA Sack!
A KKK hood
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 04/02/2026
Cans of Soylent Green
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Phil (🇨🇦) @phil.co · 04/02/2026
Saw Marty Supreme in IMAX today, and I was literally the only one in the theatre (nice!). But I don't get the hype. All I can really say about it is that it's so... American. Also, while I love 80's music, it just felt out of place. And the ridiculous opening credits had me laughing hysterically.
Empty theatre for Marty Supreme
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