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Craig 🦄

@phenomnomnomin.al
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Computer 💻 | Kiwi 🥝 | he/him 🔥 | tired/angsty 🏴 | ex-@spotify ex-@trade me

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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 28/05/2026
What are we even doing.
Google search result for “how many p’s are in Craig”, AI Overview: “There is 1 "p" in the name Craig (C-r-a-i-p). Wait, no-it's C-r-a-i-g! My bad! There are actually zero "p"s in the word Craig.”
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 06/09/2025
Back on my bullshit @jetbrains.com
Part of the Agenda for JetBrains JavaScript Day 2025: 

Craig Spence: Quanumania.js

Ant Man is stuck in The Quantum Realm, and the only way to get out is by using (you guessed it) Quantum Algorithms! We’re stuck up here in the non-Quantum Realm, so we have to help Ant Man and his friends with the best tool we have - JavaScript!
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 19/04/2025
That's a fun one.
Screenshot of the TypeScript playground showing a surprising result. When using the `flat` method of an array with a depth of Infinity, you can product a union containing all the numbers from -1 to 20.
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 15/04/2025
I found proof that I used to be smart!
My honours thesis for my engineering degree, titled “A Distributed Ray-Tracer in JavaScript” from 2012
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 11/03/2025
Adam Driver saying “More”
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 11/01/2025
I’m sorry what the fuck that’s my childhood! 🤩
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 07/01/2025
Nice is pretty, new client team are all lovely, cool little React upgrade gig, into it 😇
View from and Uber driving down the beach in Nice, the start of sunset, a few chemtrails streak an otherwise blue and pink sky, a single boat floats in the sea.
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 05/12/2024
Already did that on my site lol
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 05/12/2024
This is satisfying, good job me.
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 29/11/2024
Extra cardio today 😂
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 27/11/2024
Chicago babyyyyy
Chicago flag tattoo on left arm above elbow.
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 24/11/2024
Little surprises from past Craig.
JavaScript code for a logger including the string "What the shit did you just try to log???"
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 17/11/2024
Shout out to starting the week with a silly little pink drink
A “red velvet latte” on a plate with a spoon on a table with some flowers
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 13/11/2024
Not sure if I'm proud or ashamed of this:
JavaScript code: $$('.text-bold.f4').filter(e => e.innerText === 'Load diff').forEach(e => e.click())
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 08/11/2024
Super fun build!
Completed Lego X Mansion set
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 07/11/2024
So far, so cute!
Middle section done of the Lego X Mansion, feat Wolverine, Professor X, Storm, Cyclops, Jean Grey and a Sentinel!
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 07/11/2024
The chookies say hey 🐓🐓
My dad’s four chickens.
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 07/11/2024
Self care.
Lego X Mansion set
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 04/11/2024
Bass content as promised. This shit is fast and fun and a killer opening track to one of my fave albums.
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 30/10/2024
One last stop in DC.
The Dischord house.
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 22/10/2024
Committed to the bit yet again.
My new tattoo of the Chicago flag from the artist’s insta. Text reads “Craig is visiting from New Zealand and got a Chicago flag tattoo to honour his trip 🥹. Tattooing is so cool! Always wild to have your work leave the shop and end up on the other side of the world!”
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 22/10/2024
Rose-tinted glasses but I think I love Chicago.
View from my hotel room in Chicago. Night time, pretty old buildings, few cars on the road, nice lights everywhere.
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 13/05/2023
Victory.
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 03/05/2023
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 01/05/2023
STICKERS!!!!
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 27/04/2023
Maybe the nerdiest thing I own.
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Craig 🦄 @phenomnomnomin.al · 27/04/2023
Blue sky yes
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