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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants

@phenomblak.bsky.social
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Movies. Music. And Mayhem. When life gets tough, take a nap.

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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 2h
It’s really sad we now live in a country where you listen to someone’s tragic story of loss and pain then realize how they voted and it’s hard not to judge them or fault them for their own karma. It’s hard not to say how interesting that no one else’s story mattered until it was YOUR story.
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 8h
I’ve noticed… that Jonquel is kinda a dummy. When it comes to speaking about situations in the W and now particularly racial issues she’s just not too bright which is weeeiiiirrrrrddddddd af.
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lorne Michaels is in the Epstein file 73x and Tina Fey and Maya and Kate and … and…. And…. Did that documentary ?????!! Was it shot before we found out about the files?
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Huh?!!!
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
C-Tier type shhhhh #WNBA
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We need more men like Dan Levy and fewer men like Shane Gillis. Stop being complacent. Stand up and call this shit out when it happens. www.instagram.com/p/DeYSYNXMcbH/
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you wanna glimpse into how people wielding new powerful tech like a plastic lightsaber toy and pushing it on people never truly considering SHOULD we even be doing this because fuq pragmatism at all, just dumbfoundedly invested in pushing forward ahead of the race , read Recursion.
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shortcuts that cause livelong headaches
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The marketing for AI is the one exception to the “There’s no ugly babies, and they’re all precious” rule.
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s interesting that tech companies are finding all these drastic measures ways to be financially more efficient so they can invest more money in what will go down historically as the .com meets the housing bubble and conceives rosemary’s tech bro virus baby.
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Any company that doesn’t have to fight to get and keep your money is a company that’s planning more ways to steal your money.
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So now they have to make history and it’s personal. They deserve the same love GSV gets because GSV values their women and their winners and their fans and ALL THAT MONEY FROM IT!!!
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They not putting Dream in the State Farm Arena or any bigger stadium for the WNBA CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS games is the only thing that’s edging preference for a Dream win over the Valks. The Dream are in the Black affluent area and face of the country but still get treated like lesser.
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Didn’t watch…
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ash and I watched that SNL doc about Lorne and the only thing I noticed was that final decision producers room was vanilla unspiced bland af decades long… Which explains how Shane Gillis was able to get on that stage and call women at the gym “whores” Because he can’t stop staring at them.
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Mans said “Lanterns or Blacklightning” And the nga said Blacklightning.. That’s when I knew he either did watch Lanterns or didn’t watch Blacklightning… wtf are you in sir. BL was mediocre at best and comically bad at its absolute worst.
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So the Dream make it to the WNBA finals but can’t play at State Farm Arena because nobody watches The WNBA I guess… Wow. Like. Wow. ATLANTA not taking care of their own Dream is disgusting
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Their own
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There should be but they think critical race theory is a made up woke delusion Instead of simply their down disillusionment
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I need people to understand this. You don’t have to watch every piece of Marvel media released for the MCU. That’s your right. But also understand if you don’t you’re not the intended audience. It’s nice if you join in sometimes and enjoy some of it. But know your place pls. It’s not all 4 you
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Because people have to make up things to deal with the jealous anger and hurt of watching a Black ass team send their less Black team home. That’s the nice way of saying generally it’s rooted in racism, sadly .
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you think the justice System works just watch Traitors. If you think people genuinely care about you, just watch Traitors. If you think common sense is a reasonable baseline assumption amongst a group of intellectuals or educated people, well spoken and all. JUST WATCH TRAITORS!
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Calling a team of mostly Black women dirty isn’t even questionable anymore . It’s just straight up hateful and racist af. There’s nothing dirty about how ATL plays. What’s dirty is the existence of human beings that we struggle to eradicate because they’re only honest when in anonymity
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Liberty might have some Fever fans in disguise over there. Might wanna clean this up. #WNBA
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“Words of MEANING and of sweet melodies” @mndspeak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I never understand the hate yall have for people like myself who eat candy corn. It’s not like we be out here trying to change anybody’s mind. We just eat our candy & mind our business. It be sounding like yall got the problem not us.
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They’re doing MORE investigation into a reset timeout than they’ve done all season into the terrible officiating. Why?!! WHY?!! #WNBA
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Super mericana !
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you wanna go and cherry pick a player from the Fever to help with your defense, there one OBVIOUS CHOICE. Her name rhymes with Raven Johnson
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
exactly!!!!
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Seems like adding more law enforcement doesn’t actually fix or even better the issue if they’re not focusing on that “issue” huh
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The National Guard, Ice Agents, State Police and the DC police are all in DC and somehow still there are people being robbed at gun point multiple times a night over the last couple weeks. It’s getting worse All that law enforcement and no more safe than before is super mericana
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tell me you don’t actually watch the WNBA without telling me you don’t watch it. “We need to trade Sabrina for Kelsey Mitchell, to help fix our defense problem” - Liberty fans mad at Sabrina for their WHOLE team losing
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There’s also a trick park where I did my first set of rollercoaster bridges. Gotta work on pumping to get through them more smoothly but I didn’t fall or ride off the side of any. The skinny almost got me but I was able to stay on the bridge the whole time And then I ran into deer lmao lots of em
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Went out to a trail near us that partly paved and also has off road MTB paths running parallel and intersecting through the paved path. When I tell you that shit was 90 minutes of burning thighs and close calls hitting trees lmao
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do players from the away team go into the stands and sign autographs in Gainbridge Fieldhouse? Cause Angel has done this twice now in both playoffs series. Been looking for videos
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If a booktok influencers recommends “We Used to Live Here” RUN! Run far far far away. The same goes for a recommendation of The Unseen. RUN FASTER AND FARTHER AWAYER!!
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some one in the comments under Stewie’s presss conference video remarks about Defense said “you have to remember they were the 8th seed” And the Lynx were 1st. And they beat them out. Sooooooo!!! DAFUQ IS YOUR POINT?
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I manifested this Win like Reese #WNBA
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And the announcers have no reason to show a particular favoritism in the finals #WNBA #Playoffs
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like I want Atlanta to win But I also wanna see Gabby and Veronica win. I hope this matchup is our Finals! And I’m glad all the teams left are a true reflection of the black women that are the powerhouses of this league. The refs have no personal “reason” not to call fair games.
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JD Alsobrook @jdalsobrook.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As many shots as Howard missed, she was still the 4th highest scorer in the game #wnba #thew #dream #liberty
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That was def Liberty’s best game this series. #WNBA #Dream #Liberty #Playoffs
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can we get Ryan and Rebecca the f! Outta here. The only Double R we need is #WNBa #Playoffs #Dream #Liberty
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yo shoutout to Borlase for stepping the fuck up this game. #WNBA #Dream #Liberty
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know them racist ass Fever fans are sick right now. I know the Sky offices are SICK right now. #WNBA #Dream #Liberty
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like when I yell FOUL SHOTS MATTER. I mean it. I’m at my loudest. They fucking matter. #WNBA #Dream #Liberty
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Glazing that SWEEP!
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
SWEEEP!!!!!! #WNBA #Dream #Liberty
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Four point game!!! #WNBA #Dream #Liberty
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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants @phenomblak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That might be the dumbest play I’ve seen this whole playoffs #WNBA #Dream #Liberty
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