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Phenobarbarella

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Order of the Friars of St. Francis of Wycombe. Peccavi. All you fascists bound to lose.

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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 2h
Are you talking only fiction? Or any/all books by women?
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 2h
I was lucky enough to live in San Diego when Tony Gwynn was in his prime. People can keep their Ted Williams; Gwynn was unquestionably the man, in just the way you said, in my opinion.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Best graffiti I can remember was in the basement floor men’s room of the MLK student union on the Berkeley campus around 1985. Scribbled (legibly) on the door jamb just to the right of the handle inside the room, it read: “Back in 5 minutes - Godot”
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No. I’d want someone appointed to follow him around with a large, wet mackerel and slap him across the face with it, each time he did that - to anyone.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit, standing on top of a van with loudspeakers on it, flinches as projectiles are hurled at him
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Status Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🚨"We want ICE the f*ck out of our neighborhood! I am pissed off, I am outraged, ICE does not belong in the Bronx or anywhere in this city!" -Vanessa Gibson, Bronx Borough President, after ICE shot man in the Bronx with his 5-year-old in the back seat. WE'RE LIVE NOW🔽
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shhh. Don’t tell the RNC, you’ll spoil it.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What…died on his head? Is that a skunk?
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not these days.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know which of those choices I am working towards. Fuck these selfish, sanctimonious, bloodthirsty clowns.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Merry Christmas from Pete Hegseth, I guess?
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s almost as if ol’ JD over here thinks he’s being sly with this “analysis.” Good. 😈
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now he’s just threatening Texas with a good time.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did they also ask your uncle: magnets, how do they work, sir?
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have an F word for these folks.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤢🤬 I really hope the reason you learned of this isn’t because one of these plankton looked you up or doxxed you.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No lies detected
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, at least they jettisoned the right one.
Johnny Rotten wearing a red t-shirt that says Make America Great Again
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait, the Sex Pistols are touring again? 🫠
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Which gaming console has been priced, due to RAM/GPU price increases, out of reach of ordinary mortals?
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mackerel. They weigh more on average and you can get a better grip on the tail.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Emphasis on “said.” Not gonna count on it until the money arrives in the account and is verified. The full amount. Few things about Trump are more of a bad bet than a promise of his to pay money to someone.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bye, Dennis, and good riddance, you sanctimonious molester. www.cbsnews.com/news/dennis-...
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Dennis Hastert, disgraced former House speaker, dies at 84
Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert represented Illinois for two decades in Congress and was later jailed on charges related to his concealment of hush money payments made to cover up sexual ab...
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will not watch any more goddamn Trump videos I will not watch any more goddamn Trump videos I will not watch any more goddamn Trump videos I will not watch any more goddamn Trump videos I will not watch any more goddamn Trump videos
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Protest sign reading “Don’t steal from Medicare to support socialized medicine”
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But perhaps my admittedly stale and categorical summary judgment deserves at least a conditional rethinking.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is almost certainly a function of having grown up in the “big hair, klieg lights and not an actual cow anywhere in sight” late ‘80s/90s of “country” music that has led me to disdain virtually the entire genre in the years since as a vapid wasteland of MAGA and all that entails.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or, at greater length, if anyone missed this one thirteen years ago: www.salon.com/2013/08/08/q...
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Quit defending the Eagles! They're simply terrible - Salon.com
Zip it, Chuck Klosterman! Rock critics want you to reexamine the much-hated band. Don't -- they're still loathsome
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nope 😜 youtu.be/TndeMd31ZTM?...
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MOJO NIXON - Don Henley Must Die on Random Acts
YouTube video by Lon E Rox
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think that may have been Lady Vergogna who flew that flag.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Beaker
Alt: Beaker shaking his head vigorously “no.”
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep. Can’t remember that dude’s name, though. Reginald Bursar Oddbody, maybe?
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have gotten some real stinkers so far this cycle as well. To the extent anyone’s motivated by this kind of middle-school manipulation, I urge folks to go to the actual candidate website and click their donate link, rather than just clicking on whatever’s in the text you got.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK, maybe not believe, but at least I hope.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have to believe that even people…adorable enough to still consider Ben Shapiro clever or insightful understand this is just murder fanfic, like: just what they *wish* had happened, not what actually happened. A work of fiction, not a documentary.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Probably the best reason, yep. The only thing worse than tendentious, supercilious, hand-wavy speculation is STALE tendentious, supercilious, hand-wavy speculation.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cripes. Do I even want to hate-read this?
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Assholes For Progress and Decency™️
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The GOP primary voters want ‘em frothing; intelligence and operational competence is a distant second. And so we get guys like this who’ve been told all their lives they’re Very Special Boys and only realize they’re not when it is too late - in front of the public glare of news cameras.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To be clear, I presume there are less thuddingly thick people on the GOP side…but it is not an accident that the two most operationally competent fascists in the Trump admin - Stephen Miller and Russ Vought - are appointed and not elected, because that is not what the GOP primary electorate wants.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🎯
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beshear showing How It’s Done™️ on national TV. That’s not only a more easily understood message than “well OK, *maybe* we throw trans kids under the bus if we’re in a really tight race, but you have to believe it’s just until the election, trust me,” it is also a vastly more morally correct one.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will call him George
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Looney Tunes Hug
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sounds like she must have dated a skater boi sometime in her past
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You rang? 😁
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Social Security card? Silly peasant: go search for buried treasure on the beach if you’d like a comfortable retirement
America.gov website with example question text “How do I replace my Social Security card” alongside a photo of an elderly man with a metal detector on a beach
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Man's Exasperated Facepalm
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have officially heard the phrase “chip in” enough times now to last me a thousand lifetimes…and it’s still five weeks until Election Day. Send help pls
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Probably put on pants, too.
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Phenobarbarella @phenobarbarella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, not all of them were rich. Some were more like this. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_...
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Andrew Cunanan - Wikipedia
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