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The conspiracy theorist part of me is shouting "false flag! false flag!" in an effort to convince the rational part I mean, look at the actual car Shit, conspiracy theory me is winning!

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 1h

I just searched multiple internet resources and I could not find a single James Talario I'm disappointed far beyond what I should be

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 1h

People proudly displaying how ignorant and stupid they are is an astounding result of the last 10 years of US politics

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 2h

It's kind of fun to see non-Padres people getting all teary eyed over a packed Petco singing All the Small Things while Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge.bsky.social) is in the house For those not in the know, this happens regularly (though probably not with playoff intensity) It's a fun tradition

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 5h

Melany Morejon is a queen and a treasure

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 5h

You might have a point I'm not sure what the exact count is, but I believe this is at least the third paternity leave in a couple weeks for the (cough, cough) Padres. The other two I can quickly recall are Ty France and Walker Beuhler

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 5h

Skeet of the week nominee

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 6h

I'll be at the game tonight (if I survive that long... I'm not sure my heart is up to the task) One of the things I enjoyed last Wednesday was, with no local TV broadcast, hearing Jesse and Tony in the concourses. I love Don and Mud, of course, but it's also cool to hear Jesse and Tony

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 7h

He's been solid so far in the post season, and really turned it on the last couple weeks of the season

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 8h

What he certainly is is a sincere Padres fan. I love seeing him at the Park (his seats are a lot better than mine, though)

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 10h

I hope I'm alive to see it. I'm not sure my ticker is up for all this abuse

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 16h

He's said something like 'we have way better songs than this, why is this the one that gets sung?' I don't think he loves it But we do!

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 16h

I resemble that expression

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 17h

Nah. We got starters that can bullpen, now

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 17h

She's available tomorrow, right? There's still work to do

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 18h

X has stood up this post season. Let's hope he can keep us in it for at least another day

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 18h

I'm sure it's all fine. Craig will set our minds at ease

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 18h

Wow, this is exactly me tomorrow Let's agree to bring the energy. Our team obviously needs it

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 18h

Wow, this is exactly me tomorrow Let's agree to bring the energy. Our team obviously needs it

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 18h

This is the new Marlins cheat code: throw your starter late on their "bullpen day" It's fucking brilliant! (Not saying it's going to work here, but I bet every team is using it next year)

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 18h

With Michael King now being the apparent only member of the Super Pen, I think I can say for sure the Padres are cooked

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 18h

I can tell you from very recent experience this won't help

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 18h

This is the post I was looking for. I am not nearly as relaxed as I hoped to be at this time of the evening

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 19h

Nothing you can do about that. They're paid to get engagement, and complaining about dad's having kids is sure to get engagement Us normal humans can be much more... well... human

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 19h

This is not the time to dwell on it, but I think the Marlins have invented a beautiful innovation. Throw your starters late in the game on their "bullpen day" It's fucking brilliant, and I can't wait to see it deployed fully next season It looks like the Padres might use it with King tonight

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 19h

King warming Marlins have unlocked a cheat code that everyone is quickly copying Or, it's playoff baseball and everyone is available One of those

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 19h

Someone said how being down 2-0 was something like relieving. Anything good that happens is icing. I agreed at the time Now I am hunched over my computer listening to every word of Jesse and Tony as if the world's destiny depended on it. I hate baseball Except I love baseball

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 19h

I'm listening to the game. 97.3 the Fan has a mic that is somehow picking up the home plate ump louder than Jesse and Tony's commentary. While it's nice to know whether it's a ball or strike quickly, it's also quite distracting

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 19h

I'll take your $3.94 and double it!

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 19h

Welcome to Brewers baseball: annoying as fuck! (Laudatory)

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 20h

You sure about that? I'm a Yuki fan, but I'm not very selective. I always hope for the best

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 20h

Milwaukee baseball: speed kills (laudatory, even though I'm a Pads fan)

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 20h

Isn't he somebody's son from the internet?

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 20h

I really want to send a post about Pat Murphy's immediately iconic quote "Goddamn it Merrill" but I can't figure out how to do it without upsetting the actual (baseball) gods Maybe this is the way?

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 22h

I've been enjoying our Blueskying

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 22h

I am very happy for all of the new dads on the Padres and I'm glad they get at least a couple days off to be with their expanding families But it is a hilarious coincidence that so many of them are having babies RIGHT NOW

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm a big fan of Ben & Woods

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Said every Padres fan everywhere for all of eternity👇

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Look up Keyes Constant or Crazification Factor I just learned about this the other day (here on Bluesky, in fact) It is not reassuring, but it does explain the ~30% number

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Him getting stabbed on Rosecrans in the middle of the night was enough info for me to stop wanting him on our team But @valiendopadres.bsky.social is right. He is entertaining in a can't-take-your-eyes-off-the-trainwreck kind of way

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Video would be priceless to see how Mann reacts to a stone-cold gangster approaching him obviously about to gripe If Tommy Pham was walking towards me with an unhappy look on his face, I'd run

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not so much, anymore We're no NYC, SF, LA, or Twin Cities, but we're more blue than red, now, I believe

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My city of San Diego could be bombed by Iran, but I would still not be fully distracted from my wish for public disclosure of the Epstein 'Philes

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PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Skeet of the week nominee... Because of the cleverness of the troll. Suggesting someone get subjected to a WWF move is not, in fact, advocating for violence. It's advocating for entertainment. But the idiots who were trolled are too stupid to realize this Exquisite

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