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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This organic thing is getting put of hand. I doubt babies can even tell the difference.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

This little guy had been wearing Christmas Red but the rain washed it out to Praying Mantis Pink.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Loki freezes in place with just sweatbands.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Was thinking about this noble fir until I saw who it was named after. Probably get Ke Huy Quan instead.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

My wife got tiny Almond Joys to hand out for Halloween. We are getting egged tonight.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

If Sabra was trying to make their chimichurri hummus look like spicy mold flavor, mission accomplished.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Add frito lay to the list of corporate covers. They clearly made these just for Trump. He is attracted to gold things like a fish to a shiny lure and with the same level of intelligence.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

So many pierogis but none for Alan Dershowitz.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I feel like anything goes these days in terms of racial coding.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

We've stumbled upon Pun Alley.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

This and a ski mask and you too can be an ICE agent .

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

18th century cokeheads did not fuck around.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

How has some Maga company not brought back this back

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Musk and Trump and America is the "host fish"

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

They hate Christmas lights around here.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

If you have to ask the price of sassparilla, you can't afford it.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

What kid doesn't want a John Wayne hoodie?

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

No eggs at our Costco. It's not just Trumpflation, it's also Trumpscarcity.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Loki knows he's not supposed to go on the couch, but, say, 88% on the couch seems fair to him.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Loki pouting on Christmas because he only got two toys and he has to share them with Lily.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

When santa is just flat over wrapping presents anymore.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

For sure they did not take that pic with those stupid hats on. What do you sign away for these photo shoots? Can they AI a dick in your mouth? And take a close look at the kid upper left. That has to be 19th century memento mori of a TB victim, but how did they prop up the body?

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

It doesn't matter how much water is in the bowl, Kobe will wait for fresh. Did someone tell him about caturday? #caturday

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Feel like I'm working on these bourbon BBQ chips as much as my next book. #hamhandedreferencetowritingbook

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

This is Kobe (Kobeyashi Maru). He has to eat on a chair so the dogs don't get his food, but he's getting old so sometimes needs uppies.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

This is Lily, our "grandogter." She likes sweaters, board games, and giving us side eye. Unlike all fictional detectives, though, she does not like jazz or the blues.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Does anyone disagree that this apple is shaped like a butt?

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Trying to find out if a picture of an owl on a roof in our neighborhood gets as attention as a picture of a cat. My money is on cats.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

All cocktails should come with lip gloss

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Christmas is best with cocktails.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Am I an asshole to tell my wife she should get me this for Christmas?

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Wife said no to this for my work white elephant party.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Trump never came up with an original idea in his life.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

This is in Locke, California in the Sacramento River delta. 100% Chinese immigrant built during WWI and a thriving town for the next 40+ years. No oversight so a lot of the buildings in bad shape, but an amazing of time capsule.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Coincidence? Final vote should have been 66,666,666.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I know there is plenty of non-political grift (looking at you, Gwyneth), but it seems there is more Maga grift because Maga is easier to grift.

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PhDeanUCLA @phdeanucla.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Maybe I took it waaaay too seriously.

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