iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

PSA: we're typing it like Ai now instead of all caps, to distinguish from Weird Al. It also helps diminish the "intelligence" part of the acronym. It's synthetic stupidity.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I feel a certain solidarity with every other Nick. We have been named victorious from birth. It is our destiny to succeed!

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It feels so much better to have 100 supporters give me $10, compared to one person giving me $1K.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

what is the evolutionary function of pedophilia? why is it so common?

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'm calling it Code Sanitation - rewriting LLM-generated code as human code. It always starts at 0%. Deleting and rewriting all the comments probably gets you to 25% sanitization, or more if it leads you to correct things.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Nintendo is a scam? I don't know how to feel about that one...

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Wow, I see a lot of YouTube ads for Enbridge, and GUESS WHAT

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I guess Fender brand guitars are a scam? Judging, once again, by how aggressively I see the ad on YouTube.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My dad doesn't like the song "Peaches" by The Presidents of The United States of America, and I think that perfectly sums up our fundamental disagreements.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hey Google, skip every ad immediately. Make no mistakes.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

two decades later, and I still can't trust a touchscreen device to safely reside in a pocket without side effects...

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Crazy how a simple light bulb has degenerated into something with 30 seconds of latency in 2026.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Think there's a giant number free, shoutin' at kids? Perhaps you've been smoking too much ganja, mate.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

there's a little truth behind every "just kidding"

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If you think childhood trauma is intense, wait until you become a homeowner and discover a hornet infestation in your bedroom ceiling.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"Where do you see yourself in 5,000 years?" Truly, what could I accomplish that would have such a lasting impact? 🤔

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

somebody come over and show me how to start a fire

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

One of my ex-girlfriends consumed alcohol in frequency and quantities that my body could never endure, and that's why it ultimately didn't work out.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

why is it that everywhere I turn, human nature seems to reinforce capitalistic incentives to construct predatory systems? why are we all enslaved to our own behaviors?

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"You don't hate something into getting better."

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

why should I take the time to read something you didn't take the time to write?

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Technically speaking, food is the only thing that makes you happy. 😋

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

What is the purpose of noon? What about midnight? Are the numbers on the clock completely arbitrary? or....

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Funny how every ad you see on YouTube can be reliably regarded as a scam.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If you cause something to happen... is that the same as creation?

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I know we love feeling miserable and hopeless, but... Has anyone discussed the benefits of the wildfires & smoke?

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

is there something keeping our planet in the sweet spot? or are we just passing through?

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Listen here, Canada! If I have to inhale smoke, it better be from burning cannabis flowers!

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Alright guys, starting today, no one is allowed to use the vague term "AI" anymore without sounding like an absolute tool. Is it artificial? Is it intelligent? To what extent? Please be more specific.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

every single fucking cable is too short, or too long

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

it's crazy how people complain about being observed by entities that they interact with and think telemetry is evil... back in my day, users went out of their way to scrobble.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I'm tired of trying to honor the platform. When is the platform going to honor me?!

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I don't know who needs to hear this, but: DON'T COMMIT RELEASE ASSETS INTO GIT You also don't need a .zip backup archive of the whole project checked into version control, that's what version control is already doing.

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Benn Jordan for President ✊

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Knytro is restoring my faith in Hip-hop 🔥

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

It's 2026. Why listen to actual music when you can listen to a Music Simulator™?

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Phazerville @phazerville.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Switching between Linux and Windows on the same PC feels like the light world / dark world in "A Link To The Past"

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