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Bookish inactivist seeking a tolerable social medium. Here is the sand in which I choose to bury my head.

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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This, I think. (I saved this image from somewhere several years ago. No idea about the source, I’m afraid.)
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
David Mitchell as John ‘Ludwig’ Taylor, declaring: “I HATE the internet.”

I concur. Smash the looms, etc.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What a treat to get something in the post that you completely forgot you’d pre-ordered. Thanks to @markabowles.bsky.social, @galleybeggars.bsky.social and my past self.
A copy of Mark Bowles’s new book, How Do People Stay the Same.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
In the grand scheme of things, I’m no more than mildly inconvenienced. I know it’s no big deal. But a year or so on, with everything still packed, I really can’t wait to start shelving the things again. It sounds weird, I know, but I miss my books’ presence.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Am I followed by anyone who knows anything about poster restoration? I’ve fished this magnificent thing out of the roof after nearly a decade and it’s (I suppose inevitably) crumpled. How can I flatten Monsieur Hulot? I want him on display again.
A framed poster of Les Vacances de M. Hulot that’s showing its age. There are wrinkles. There are crinkles. There are folds. It doesn’t seem beyond all hope, but it’s clearly past its prime.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
A mock advertisement from The Jenguin Pennings (1963) by the humorist Paul Jennings – author of the Observer’s Oddly Enough column – advertising Boddery Household Noises, a company selling recordings of everyday sounds designed to deter burglars.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
An old advertisement for book tokens from the back of a Pelican Special, including the amusingly pseudo-egalitarian line: “However doubtful you may be about a friend’s literary taste—whether you suspect that it is on a lower plane than your own or are all too conscious that it is superior—TAKE COMFORT! You can still give a BOOK that is bound to please him—since he can choose if for himself.”
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
A very Waugh-heavy haul from the second-hand/charity shops yesterday. The biographies are upgrades and I already have a volume of his letters, but still. Dreadful man, wonderful novelist. (Although his early funny novels are of course infinitely better than late, sentimental ones.)
Spoils of Waugh: five hardback books, bought after a trawl through Cambridge’s many charity shops and G David (I think the only remaining second-hand bookshop). Three are Evelyn Waugh biographies (Stannard and Hastings); two are collections of letters (to/from Nancy Mitford and Lady Diana Cooper).
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This advertisement for ‘Pelmanism’ from the back pages of an old Penguin seems pertinent, utter nonsense though it obviously is.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
If the phrase ‘magpie mind’ could be embodied in a single photo, I suspect this one of my bedside table could be a contender for the top ten.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The arrival of a new Nicola Barker book is always, always a cause for celebration. I bloody love her.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Recent acquisition. Absolutely fascinating and I already want more of this sort of thing. Can anyone recommend similar titles about suppressed Russian writers? General ones rather than books about specific writers, I mean. Although specifics probably wouldn’t go amiss.
Shentalinsky’s book The KGB’s Literary Archive – The Discovery of the Ultimate Fate of Russia’s Suppressed Writers.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
One for @nicholasroyle.bsky.social: an insertion in a second-hand copy of Despair by Nabokov.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
@cbeditions.bsky.social It might just be because it’s a pre-order, but when I click ‘Add to cart’ on the 176 Interruptions product page (www.cbeditions.com/boyle5.html) I’m taken to a PayPal error page. (Apologies for bearing bad news but it might be something you can/would like to fix.)
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Passed a load of buttercups earlier. Tried the old “why people leave buttocks lying around, I have no idea” joke (S Fry, 1992) on my children. Barely a titter. Sophisticated lot, the modern-day under-10s.
An abundance of buttercups.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
An excellent book day: the wonderful Eimear McBride at the Cambridge Literary Featival and a very handsome copy of Hackenfeller’s Ape from Oxfam for only £1.99.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Some light reading having finished packing my library and Packing My Library. The first couple of paragraphs of the first chapter made me chuckle.
In the foreground, a copy of So Many Books by Gabriel Zaid. In the background, many, many boxes full of so many books.The text reads:

An Embarrassment of Books

THOSE WHO ASPIRE to the status of cultured individuals visit bookshops with trepidation, overwhelmed by the immensity of all they have not read. They buy something that they’ve been told is good, make an unsuccessful attempt to read it, and when they have accumulated half a dozen unread books, feel so bad that they are afraid to buy more.

In contrast, the truly cultured are capable of owning thousands of unread books without losing their composure or their desire for more.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Something I do have whose authenticity I don’t doubt (the provenance is sound) is this letter from John Betjeman, which I found tucked in a book I bought a few years ago.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Anyone know Frank Kermode’s handwriting? This copy of Keats’s letters appears to have been his. (I’m also cynical enough to presume it wasn’t his.)
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Further thrilling dispatches from my book-packing adventures (far better than back-packing, I’d say): a stack of Sparks. For years, I thought of her merely as the author of Jean Brodie, so what a delight it was to discover how incredibly funny and bizarre she could be.
A pile of Polygon/Birlinn editions of Muriel Spark’s novels, which were released to celebrate her centenary.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I had no idea I had so many of these. Most date from when I was a student in the late ‘90s, when you could pick them up in Oxfam for 39p each. What would it be now? Three or four quid? More for the earlier ones. Seems inflation-busting to me. Perhaps they are a sound investment after all.
P-p-pick up a Penguin: the picture shows a couple of shelves of Penguin paperbacks bearing their 1950s tri-band design.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Grouping books by size is obviously the most efficient use of packing space. Books that stay apart on the shelves are therefore joined by their fellows in the box. So here’s a claw of Panthers. They look handsome together, don’t they? But why do I have two copies of Perec’s A Void?
A couple of piles of Harvill Panther books.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
A bit premature as I’m not moving for at least another couple of months, but I’ve begun packing my library – always a rather harrowing experience and the only time I’m willing to concede that I might own too many books. Just to warn you, I’m likely to bang on about this task over the coming weeks.
In the foreground, a copy of Alberto Manguel’s book ‘Packing my Library: An Elegy and Ten Digressions’; in the background, a wall of shelves containing books that need to be packed.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Oh! @plsoc.bsky.social has followed me back. Let’s have a Larkin shelfie…
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
It seems quite a few people are planning to read Proust this year. I picked up this lovely set a few years ago, when @backlisted.bsky.social did its Proustmas special, and found the companion guide in Oxfam only a few weeks ago. I probably ought to give it a go. At last. Pass me a madeleine…
The three-volume 1980s Chatto edition of Scott-Moncrieff’s translation of Proust’s Remembrance of Things Past, plus A Guide to Proust.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
A sight that brings me joy in both the morning and the afternoon…
PG Wodehouse books, mostly in the Everyman edition.
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phaude @phaude.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Gray-Green(e) books.
Some books by Alasdair Gray, by and about Henry Green, and by Graham Greene. Some of them actually are green – well, eau de nil. Either way, I sorted out some of my shelves today and am happy to see this lot properly arranged for the first time.
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