Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Once had a boss that asked the office "What's feltching?" Was an odd day. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The public is told what to think. Look at how mad people get at billionaires getting taxed. Personally, I don't care what someone does with their genitals. Cut them off, Fold them in, Whatever.... But I do believe there is something to debate about protected spaces. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yeah but I know a guy in a wheelchair who gets a free car.... Why does he need a car when his chair has wheels??? 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It is shit unfortunately but that's the game. If 9 people are telling you to do one thing and 1 person says do the opposite, What's to be gained by pissing off the 9? 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That's probably more true now but trans people are in a huge minority. Politically, It's not a vote winner to let Big Clive use the women's toilet while your daughter is in there. Obviously an extreme example but one that's on people's minds. 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'd say they're linked. No one outside the Middle East is able to fix these problems. Not The UK government, Not the US government, No one.... May as well leave them to it. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Unfortunately, The lives of trans people are not used as a gauge to how a nation is doing. 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The whole middle east is never going to get better. Religion has fucked it. 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It is probably due to the perceived perfect beauty standard men feel like they have to be in order to be attractive to women. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I used to be like this until I drove my sister's modified Golf GTI. Unexpectedly put a massive smile on my face and now I want something similar. 001
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Once the planet is totally fucked and almost everyone is dead, How will the rich be able to spend the money and what kind of lifestyle would they actually have with just themselves? I bet they'll fuck off to Mars, then anyone here left alive could actually build back better. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 09/08/2026When I listened to Radio X, Sam Fender was on an annoying amount of times. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 05/08/2026There's no silicon heaven? But where do all the calculators go? 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"Other people like something I don't understand so it should be banned" was basically what I said for most of my life on this matter as I never wanted to modify a car, Until I drove my sister's modified Golf GTI a few weeks ago. It opened my eyes to an exhilarating new way to enjoy driving again. 010
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It's a requirement for London's DVS scheme. If your HGV is not compliant, it's a huge bill to pay. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Pissed me off that if you had the rewards scheme, You could claim a double cheeseburger for 2500 points. It's now 3500 points for a normal cheeseburger. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I agree with this. Went to a theme park last week with family. Paid for me, the wife and our child. Wife refused to go on all but 1 ride. I feel like I was ripped off. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Don't forget folks...... Look once and you're fired, cancelled and on the sex offenders register you go. 👍 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I'm all for recycling and I do it properly but it does slightly annoy me that I have to pay over 5% more each year to my council and then do more and more of the "binman's" work for them. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Yeah but blue passports and a more powerful vacuum cleaner was worth being much poorer. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Dr Congo is giving England its medicine. #ENGDRC 010
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Corned beef and supermarket coleslaw is the best. 👍 010
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I have constant tinnitus. It's slowly driving me insane. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Cars aren't just using 1 lane. Cars can use the extra overtaking lane since they can drive on motorways 14mph faster. There's a lane closure and congestion 800 yards ahead. You're in the lane that will be closed. When do you move over? 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It would be one long line. Nose to ass lorries all in lane 1. If you don't understand that, It suggests you don't have much awareness on the road. Just use the outside lane pal. 👍😂 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It's not congestion. On a 3 lane motorway, You have an extra lane they can't use. Go around. But ok. Let's say all HGVs are all going the same speed in lane 1 of the motorway. You've now got 1 massive line. How you getting off at the next junction? 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 17/06/2026If all the roads were flat. A fully laden HGV going uphill could be a struggle. Plus different engines of the different manufacturers will offer different performance. Plus fuel quality, levels of maintenance etc... Some firms don't pay for nights out or breaks. What about self employed drivers? 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 17/06/2026HGVs are limited to 56mph. A driver can only drive for 4 and a half hours before needing to legally have a break of 45 mins. A driver can drive for 9 hours a day, Extended to 10 twice a week for emergencies. Every mile an hour counts. 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Me? No, Not at all. Just finding it an interesting avenue of discussion. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 15/06/2026So all the ones you have met are dicks? 200
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Would you ban hgvs from the roads? Or do you just want drivers to know you think they're all dicks? 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Lorries take longer to stop. You're asking for more RTC's. 110
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Somebody doesn't appreciate how their food gets to the shops. 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Scotland break the union,Wales and NI leave too. That would leave 4 small states with shite economies. All 4 would then have to join the EU. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 06/06/2026static.klipy.comArcher Stirling Points FingerALT: Archer Stirling Points Finger 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Lidl have changed their sticky cinnamon buns and the new ones are dogshit. Oh, And the points system is disappointing too. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Humans are too tribal to get along. Things so trivial like car brands..... "No son of mine is driving around in a Vauxhall" 030
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I approve this message. 👍 Was full of fan service and that's what the fans wanted. The development of the new characters was great. For example, Capt Shaw's journey from start to finish. That scene in the holodeck was peak TV that year. 010
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 25/05/2026No need to be like that. I'm genuinely trying to work it out and thought you knew about it. I was thinking if it would be worth getting one for work only and having something else for the weekend, If I can find somewhere to put 2 cars. 000
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 25/05/2026About that. Commuting for work mainly. Don't have anywhere to charge it at home and moving house is a bit extreme for getting a car. They need to hurry and invent mega fast charging so it can be done at petrol stations in minutes. 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 25/05/2026As well as the grand a year tax bill, The other thing is the lack of a manual gearbox. One of the little pleasures in my life. 100
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 25/05/2026How do you be careful with EV's? I know with my car, I get it serviced twice a year and know when to change certain things like water pump and timing belt. The 3p a mile thing puts me off. Would make my tax bill nearly a grand a year., Plus the tax on the electric bill. 200
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Had a colleague that leased an electric Renault and had to lease the battery separately. Then after 2 years, Got the battery changed. Those batteries were shit though. Car struggled to achieve 100 miles before the battery was swapped. Think it was 70 quid extra for the battery lease. 110
Sir Topham Phatt @phattcuntroller.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The batteries on older electric cars will be buggered. How much for a second hand 10 year old EV and a new set of batteries? 130
