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Christian Johannesén

@phatseejay.bsky.social
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Personal account obsessing over loth cats, asari commandos, and sector clearing. He/Him. ♥️ Sr. Game Designer. Prev. Massive, DICE, GRIN "Together, brothers!"

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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The 9 games that shaped me, Me, and the games I've worked on.
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Collage 1: 9 video games that shaped current user; Star Wars Dark Forces, Journey, Super Mario Land, Goldeneye 007, Mass Effect, Battlefield 2, Starcraft, Max Payne, Grand Theft Auto.

Photo: Current user.

Collage 2: Games that current user has worked on; Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2 (PC version), Bionic Commando, Terminator Salvation, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Star Wars Battlefront (2015), Star Wars Battlefront II (2017), Star Wars Outlaws, Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora (From the Ashes expansion)
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Mattie 🦭🌺🍉 @pastelkaleesh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love #StarWarsOutlaws? Love square icons? I gotcha! #starwars #kayvess #nix #nd-5 #asaradeyn
A square icon of Kay VessA square icon of Nix the merqaalA square icon of ND-5A square icon of Asara Deyn
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Somehow I survived another year in my 40's. Huzzah!
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nooooo! 😭
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's fascinating how obvious the bot infestation is on Xitter, when the Swedish election news go around, and anything criticizing our fascist 'murica wannabe's is flooded with replies from "Sven bunch-of-numbers" talking about how Socialism is bad and "but thu immughrants..." FUCK!
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Tired Office Worker: Current Status
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hearing the roar of engines coming from down the road. Peer out the window, expecting a couple of motorcycles. Sees 50 vespas nyooming in formation to get to the beach.
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Avengers: Tony Stark Says 'How About That?'
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In this house we speak no ill of the Ovissian. ❤️
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hello! I'm CJ! 👋 ❤️ 🎮 Senior / Lead Game Designer. 🎮 Nearing my 20th year working in the industry. 🎮 Formerly employed at GRIN, DICE, and Massive Entertainment. 🎮 Shipped 20+ games, DLC's, expansion packs, and major post-launch updates. 🎮 Currently on the hunt for the next job opportunity.
Image depicting the current user and the games he's worked on, Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2, Bionic Commando, Terminator Salvation, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Star Wars Battlefront (2015), Star Wars Battlefront II (2017), Star Wars Outlaws, and Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora - From the Ashes.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hello! I'm CJ! 👋 ❤️ 🎮 Senior / Lead Game Designer. 🎮 Nearing my 20th year working in the industry. 🎮 Formerly employed at GRIN, DICE, and Massive Entertainment. 🎮 Shipped 20+ games, DLC's, expansion packs, and major post-launch updates. 🎮 Currently on the hunt for the next job opportunity.
Image depicting the current user and the games he's worked on, Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2, Bionic Commando, Terminator Salvation, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4, Star Wars Battlefront (2015), Star Wars Battlefront II (2017), Star Wars Outlaws, and Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora - From the Ashes.
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Mat Piscatella @matpiscatella.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Peeps saying we're about to enter a golden age for Star Wars games when Star Wars Outlaws launched 2 years ago today smh. Yeah. I'll say it. IMO Outlaws is the goat star wars game and I'm not asking for your rebuttals because you'd be wrong and I want to save you the embarrassment.
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Chloe 🌻🦋 @azurebay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
happy two year anniversary to the game that renewed my love of star wars and cosplaying star wars characters 💛🌟 i really should stream a full playthrough of star wars outlaws...
a picture of chloe dressed as kay vess from star wars outlaws. in this picture she is sitting and playing a star wars themed card gambling gamea picture of chloe dressed as kay vess from star wars outlaws
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Needed to clean out my storage room and found a box my mother kept of my old LEGO sets. A lot of good memories here.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
That Doomsday trailer. I'm.. not really sure what I'm meant to be excited about. It's Infinity War Thor walking around with Jane Foster's reassembled Mjolnir, season 1 Loki, Cap in a t-shirt, and the geriatric X-MEN, while narrated by a Stark with an accent. Don't get me wrong, I'll watch it, but-
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Elmo I Don't Know Idk
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸 🇪🇸
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Git gud? More like-
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New food joint, exciting lets see what's on the menu... I think I'm good. 🤢
Menu with AI slop depicting the food assortment
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Rest in peace, Sam Neill...Absolute legend.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Today I learned þe Y in "Ye Olde Pub" isn't actually pronounced Y but TH, as a remnant from þe letter þ (thorn). I also learned it exists as a letter when holding þe T button on þe phone keyboard. 😆
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I saw Supergirl and it was.. good? I feel something must have happened in the editing phase because it feels like there's a great movie here, but never quite came out whole from there. Milly was super though. Love the suit. No notes. Looking forward to more of her and Clark.
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Supergirl 2026
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Gonna assume the Digital PS6 will be the pricey version, while there will be a cheaper Cloud streaming version, because oh boy I'm so excited for this speedrun into this future of not owning anything.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Felt a bit down so picked up some childhood nostalgia 😊
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Juha Vainio @yuuhaw.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hey, did you find it already? If not, here it is: open.spotify.com/track/4IIkK8...
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Manalan Mailla
CONTROL Resonant, Vilma Jää · Manalan Mailla · Song · 2026
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I need that song from the Control Resonant trailer.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I made a quick collage of the games I've worked on for my Linkedin post looking for jobs, and it's a humbling sensation to see what I've actually done in my life, condensed in one image. When you're in the moment, you rarely see it, so stopping and looking back occasionally is.. epic.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Rolled credits on #007FirstLight. Overall this is an amazing James Bond game. Loved the open levels with Hitman sauce, the bluffing systems is fantastic, and the writing is sharp as heck. Feels like a Bond movie. More please!
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Yep, I'm sold #007FirstLight
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My copy of #007FirstLight just arrived, so I had to dig up my old Goldeneye64 cartridge for some nostalgia. Even found the old pamphlet with localized mission objectives, that I had taped a drawing I made of the Golden Gun pressure plate puzzle in the Egyptian level. ☺️
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
That was... incredible. I need a moment. #Mixtape
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
That was... incredible. I need a moment. #Mixtape
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Let's give this a go #Mixtape
Start screen from the game Mixtape, depicting a teenager sat on a bench, beside their skateboard, in front of a lakeside forest background.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Well, three hours later and it's all sold out. I was looking forward to this one. Not seen any of you in years now, since I've not been to a Celebration since 2019. I'll try again later next year when people might need to sell their passes. But, man..
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Looks like Celebration 2027 isn't in the cards for me this time either. Last I went to was 2019 so it's been a while. I miss you all! ❤️
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#MaulShadowLord is a reminder of why I love animated Star Wars so much. Banger 10 episodes. Couldn't get enough of the matte painting backgrounds, the sound design, animation, music, lighting, and - of course - voice acting. Chef's kiss. #MayThe4th
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a man in a cape is standing in a dark hallway with a watermark that says 2020 & tm
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#MaulShadowLord is a reminder of why I love animated Star Wars so much. Banger 10 episodes. Couldn't get enough of the matte painting backgrounds, the sound design, animation, music, lighting, and - of course - voice acting. Chef's kiss. #MayThe4th
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a man in a cape is standing in a dark hallway with a watermark that says 2020 & tm
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I've can properly see just how rabid the bot problem is on Xitter, now that the auto translation has forced Swedish politics onto my timeline. The second something goes 'viral' with 50+ favorites, since we're a small country, it's pelted with 100's of bot responses. You can tell it's election year.
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie .
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's interesting to watch my Xitter timeline change with posts automatically translated. Mostly for the better, since I get to see amazing creations from non-english speaking artists... but I also have to deal with seeing how fascist, capitalist, and racist my own country 🇸🇪 continues to become.
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a man wearing a shirt that says stars hockey
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Dad Space is amazing, I'd die for Diana. #Pragmatic
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a girl is standing next to a robot that says capcom on it
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
when someone says “how are you doing”
Ryan Goslin from future cult classic Blade Runner 2049 laying back on a set of stairs in the snow. Below is Windows query asking "You are running out of 'it is what it is'. Are you sure you want to continue?" Three options are available, "Yes", "No", and "Help".
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I'm struggling to comprehend but I've felt behind on the grand corporate strategy the past six to seven years.
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Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Squeezing every drop of water from their stone. Same day shipping is not worth this institutional cruelty, from a company that will eventually replace every single person for robots and AI the second they can.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Sister's adopted a creature. (He's shy)
Photo of a plush of Nix from Star Wars Outlaws, peeking out from a grocery bag.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
the world is collapsing, yet I still own this
Photo of a 1993 Kenner toy Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It's bad enough when an online only game gets taken offline for under performing. Now Rocket Racing, a full blown video game inside of Fortnite just gets.. wiped out like an underperformed game mode in Call of Duty. To hell with this.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'm so tired. Actually beyond tired. I'm furious at this point.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Shifted my leg in bed and heard a piece of paper crumple. Searched for the paper. There was no paper. It was my knee making that noise.
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a man with a scarf around his neck says oh, good
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I've only know Peakychu for a day and a half but I would die for her. #Pokopia
Screenshot of a pale Pikachu, from the video game Pokopia, named Peakychu.Screenshot taken as a selfie of the current user's Ditto character from the video game Pokopia, as well as a pale Pikachu named Peakychu.Screenshot of the current user's Ditto character from the video game Pokopia, as well as a pale Pikachu named Peakychu, riding a cable car together.
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marni @sabaccsniper.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
created some ND5 emotes #starwarsoutlaws
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I don't.. never mind.
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Christian Johannesén @phatseejay.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
My copy of Star Wars Outlaws: Low Red Moon finally arrived. The collection grows. 😊
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