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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Khamenei is dead. The committee that was selecting his replacement also got blown up.

Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I saw this sentence in an article about Texas politics. “Republicans are scrambling to understand what went wrong.” I’m almost certain I’ve seen this sentence before, but I’ve also got a feeling this will become a trademarked slogan. The lesson they learned was “Be More Horrible.”

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I haven’t read the article. I’m waiting for an all instrumentals RHCP album.

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Is this real? Please tell me this is real

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Hey, I’m not big on self-aggrandizement, but I’ve just started using Substack to shock my writing organ back to life. Have a look if you are moved to do so. open.substack.com/pub/pb128903...

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Applying Improv

If this word is “Yes,” and the next word was “and,” then perhaps we’re going to be at it again.

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I really do not miss social media. Im curious, though, just how I will find out that he is no longer with us.

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Hey I wanna hear more songs like this one by Jesse Wells. You know any? youtu.be/mn5AU-k8cfE?...

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The Department of War

YouTube video by Jesse Welles

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Authoritarians want us to censor ourselves before they even ask. That’s “complying in advance.” Improv has a better rule: Yes/And. Yes: this is real. And: we won’t stop speaking, creating, resisting. Turns out “Yes/And” is more punk than silence. #improv

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

What would Frank Zappa think of this mess?

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

It’s probably worth pointing out that there are more of us than them. F D T

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

What was the Epstein story supposed to distract us from? Oh right. Trump’s a Pedo.

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Eventually these media outlets are going to have to decide is just not worth propping up the PEDOTUS. #FDT #ReleaseTheFiles #CancelTheCancelers

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Oh, you mean RACIALLY PROFILING Kristi Noem, the Nazi Barbie?

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

You think they knew each other?

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

A lot of people are saying that C+ Santa Monica Fascist Stephen Miller is the most powerful man in the West Wing. A lot of the best people are saying this. Share strongly.

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Trump HOTEL= He’s On The Epstein List

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

PEOPLE WHO SIGN THEIR TWEETS ARE PECKERWOODS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. NOT MY REAL NAME

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Wow! There must have been DOZENS of people in the stands in DC! #FDT

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy doesn’t sound so crazy anymore does it?

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

The AP reminds us that on this day in 2023, “In 2023, a jury found Donald Trump liable for sexually abusing advice columnist E. Jean Carroll in 1996, awarding her $5 million in damages.” Too bad we got worn out hearing about “stolen elections” over the last four years.

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Just finished Paranorman. How will MAGA find redemption 300 years from now?

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Oh good lord, they’re arresting judges now, and it’s not for being sexual deviants? Is Google Maps down? The Rubicon must be around here somewhere.

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

When they spot an asteroid that is projected to collide with Earth, I hope they name it Trump for old times sake.

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Can you remember a time when the news wasn’t filled with stories about people being ducks to each other? Or dicks?

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Wisconsin Governor gets fancy with his veto pen, provides for four centuries of students.

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

I just let a golden retriever wash my face. My Saturday night is getting better all the time.

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Jesus thinks you’re a jerk!

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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

spotter just came on the radio and told the driver “O proud death, What feast is toward in thine eternal cell” April fools he said “clear low’’

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Oh? John Roberts seems to have found your balls, Sen. Schumer. thehill.com/regulation/c...

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

The art of protest is really taking off. #Resist

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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

NEWS: After an emergency meeting of Indivisible groups across the country, Indivisible is officially calling on Senate Minority Leader Schumer to step down from his leadership position. indivisible.org/statements/i...

indivisible.org

Indivisible Calls on Schumer to Step Aside

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Phatbatt @phatbatt.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Ides of March. Waiting for some senators to grow a pair.

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