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From Instagram. Two words. “Secondary Screening”

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It’s going to come tumbling down at some point. You can’t call a 1 billion dollar loan and a 1 billion dollar investment into the company that loaned you the money a 2 billion dollar transaction. I mean you can but it’s actually zero.

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We’re going to need the A-10’s for crowd control.

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“It’s totally not an exit strategy.” - from the pages of the Anthropicon authored by authored the “Mad Crypto Bro” Abdul Alhazred

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There busy trying to find some crypto billionaires give them a big donation, then they might do something.

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“You want Cylons? This is exactly how you get Cylons.” - Archer.

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

He should offer £5000 to every uk citizen if he forms the new government. I hear that’s a thing now.

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I keep telling it to kill using “list.txt” but no one is dying. It tells me to RTFM. I must be using it wrong.

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If only there was a group of people that represented the people and could pass a law or regulation that you know do to KYC requirements could stop or cap this kind of donation. I wish we had such people.

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

6. Wait for the videos to show up on Only Fans.

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

EO requiring all Goverment employees to vote republican inbound.

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is not even an @theonion.com headline. This is a @rawstory.com headline. Which: Could be the 2028 Trump Campaign Slogan: "Spanking Natalie." Revealed: Trump Campaign Staffers Wondered if He Was ‘Spanking Natalie’

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Literally “Shock Troops” to be used to insure people vote the right way.

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Like most super villains he thought this was a cunning plan!

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"Shot while voting" will sadly start trending.

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The ten commandments do not mention pedophiles so that's just a green light.

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"Counterfactuals" needs to be word of the year. FFS.

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

So we can chill in 2027 and 2028? Awesome news.

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

“I am from IT Department I can fix the endless spam you are getting.”

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

According to non-classified sources no one is officially selling anything to anyone.

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The softened the headline from “destroys lives and stock portfolios.”

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Who wrecked it for everyone else?

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

If as a transnational cyber scammer (what ever the fuck that is) your holdings are in $world you are 100% OK.

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

<checks notes> going to recommend we not send a journalist to the embassy to report on those abuses.

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

You’re now blocked. For blocking. Wait. Is this a Monty Python sketch?

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

In comparison explosive diarrhoea seems not so bad….

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

All the better to support the elections were rigged narrative without the “because the Trump administration made them more vulnerable part.” The base will only belive the first part and that’s all that matters.

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

"World Cup Update: Spain Vs. Argentina. On the pitch tonight It's going to be all about the colonial rule which focused heavily on wealth extraction from South American territories, including parts of what is now Argentina! Now over to you JIm!" - How I lost my FIFA commentating job.

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

“I wanna get in on the grift too!” White House Teleprompter Operator Bet on Trump Speeches, Kalshi Says A technical assistant to President Trump won around $100,000, according to the prediction market, which flagged the activity to the federal government.

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The it's not coming home holiday? 🍻🍻😂😂

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

"Payments are to be made in crypto currency only. DM for wallet information." 😂😂🍻🍻

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Oh No! What Should I do? Anyone got Viper?😂😂🍻🍻

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

“The Great British Firewall 2.0 now with AI.” The last time there was an announcement of a national firewall ransomware & data extortion attacks tripled. I suspect the view of “There is a national firewall! Why should I spend money on cyber when the goverment will do it for me!” Will lead to tears.

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"So if I don't get something in my right hand, this list of people in my left hand might you know be sent to some of my people. Very bad things will happen to those people but, it's not my fault it's your fault. Have you heard of $World?

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Are you looking for a run down on the UK's Defence Investment Plan that does not have the Bull S**T? Here it is. "The first step to solving your defence problem admitting you have a defence problem." - Phat Hobbit, SteelCon 2024 with Philip Ingram MBE theaviationist.com/2026/07/04/u...

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The UK's £298B Defence Investment Plan At A Glance: 6th Generation Force Design or Creative Accounting?

The long awaited Defence Investment Plan has finally been published for public viewing and it seemingly generates more questions for UK Defence than it

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Well at least a high profile US Goverment Official did not try and text a player to find out if the team was going to win or not, so I'm calling it progress! 😂😂🍻🍻

Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Polymarket is going to give sone pretty long odds for Russian success.

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Phat Hobbit @phat-hobbit.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

They want to compare it to the list they have from Russia.