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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hey Bud, I actually READ the report you’re referencing and it really doesn’t say what you think it does. Seniors are the most consistent and majority of Trump voters in every election.
Graph showing who people voted for based on birth year.  Those born in the 1950s or before are the largest share of Trump votersGraph showing a breakdown of who people voted for based on Age and Age/Gender.  Men over 50 are the largest Trump voters, with those over 50 regardless being majority Trump voters overall.Another graph showing voter coalition by age.  In the last three elections, those over the age of 50 account for at least 60% of Republican voters.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The little purple boy sternly holding a gold book with the title “Comedy Gold”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“I’m trimming my best”
Screenshot of Grant O’Brien trimming a mans goatee in an episode of GameChanger. Grant is mostly out of frame with a pair of clippers against the man’s chin, while the man stares directly ahead.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So… is that a no on moving?
Headline reading “Spencer Pratt Vows to Leave L.A. If He Loses Mayoral Races to Chase the Last American Dream”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Meme post from dril reading “"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
An obviously terrifying situation for the victim, but this particular detail is just too pointedly and typically stupid to not point out.
Text Reading “Fournier said: TIl kill everyone here.' A witness, who claims to be Fournier's roommate, told police he heard Fournier yell 'Do you want to die today?' and 'Do you want me to crush your head in with this lamp?' while swinging a handheld vacuum.”  

“with this lamp” and “handheld vacuum” are highlighted.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
lol dang, you couldn’t even wait a single minute. Do all of your posts happen in a stream of consciousness?
Screenshots showing replies less than a minute apart
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"im not owned! im not owned!!", I continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform
into a corn cob”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This weirdo still doesn’t get it
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Some weirdo who doesn’t understand irony
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I said he got fewer votes than Bernie and he did. Even in Iowa.
Facts
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
He won the Iowa caucus because Caususes are (frankly) stupid and undemocratic, but he did not receive more votes than Bernie in either of those primaries. My point remains unchanged and this is the exact revisionist behavior I’m talking about.
Buttigieg received 2000 fewer votes in Iowa and 4000 fewer votes in New Hampshire.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Not as well as if they hadn’t given up. Also
A group of soccer players literally “moving the goalpost”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Please, for your own sake, Get a Life
Screenshot of HR Ryan with a Labeler showing they made over 100 replies in the last 24 hours.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Meanwhile, in the same interview
Chotiner: “You saw the leaks before the war suggesting that the military’s especially chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dan Caine, were either opposed to the attack on Iran or did not think this could be done very easily, right?”

Landsman: “Those are two different things.  I cannot imagine anybody thought that this would be simple.  If it were simple, it would have been done already.”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The difference between Establishment Dems and Mamdani is that Dems walk into a meeting with Trump immediately offering policy concessions and leave with nothing. And Mamdani walks in offering a 15¢ printout of a fictional front page and leaves with everything he came for.
Mayor Mamdani (with the grim expression) and President Trump (smiling like a toddler holding up a fake newspaper about himself) meet in Oval Office.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Picture of a cat on a stairwell bathed in green light with the text “there’s a cat in the gay bar.”  The cat in the picture has been replaced with Jetpack Cat from Overwatch.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Meme depicting a little boy in several staged photographs. The boy looks frustrated, but is posing for each shot.  The words “Congrats,” “Happy for you,” and “Nice” are overlain, suggesting the senders envy towards the receivers success.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Just like a football watch party, every group has ppl who are watching closely and ppl who are focused elsewhere until it’s time to cheer for their team. What’s odd is that non-voter is so commonly attributed to Leftists without real evidence. If anything, Progressive Dems are MORE likely to vote.
Pew Research study showing 2020 voter turnout rates based on political “typology group.” The “Progressive Left” have the highest turnout at 86%. “Establishment Liberals” and “Democratic Mainstays” are lower at approximately 75% and 70% respectively.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
You were talking about GEORGE WASHINGTON?!?! GEORGE!!!! We’re talking about voting trends in the last 40 years, you weirdo. Keep on topic.
Tweet reading “Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get
misinterpreted. You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hey everyone, the person Ridin’ with Biden to the end has some insightful political insights to share.
Screenshot of @politiburb’s profile description reading “Nerd obsessed with comic books, 90s television shows, and unfortunately politics.  Annoying scoreboard tracker.  Neoliberalism was right all along. A Biden Democrat to the end.”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
If the interest rate for a 50 year mortgage was even .5% higher than the 30 year mortgage, the “savings” on the monthly payment go from $234 to $114.
Screenshot of the FannieMae Mortgage calculator. Home Purchase Price is $400,000. Down Payment % is 20%. Term is set to 50 years. Interest Rate is set to 6.5%. Monthly mortgage payment is calculated to be $2,554.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This video is great, but it ignores one crucial detail, which is that banks offer different interest rates based on the term of the loan. Today, the avg interest rate on a 15-yr mortgage is 5.5%, compared to 6.22% for a 30-yr. A hypothetical 50 year mortgage would undoubtably be even higher 🧵
Screenshot from the FreddieMac website reading “Primary Mortgage Market Survey.  U.S. weekly averages as of 11/06/2025.

30-Yr FRM 6.22%
15-Yr FRM 5.5%”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
What? No they didn’t They literally didn’t.
Graph from Pew Research breaking down vote share in the last three presidential elections by birth decade. Those born in the 1940’s preferred Trump by 8 points in 2016, 4 points in 2020, and 10 points in 2024. Those born in 1950’s preferred Trump by 4 points in 2016, 3 points in 2020, and preferred Harris by 1 point in 2024.  Those born in the 1960’s preferred Trump by 2 points in 2016, 7 points in 2020, and 13 points in 2024. By comparison, those born in the 1990’s and 2000’s preferred Hillary in 2016 by 37 points, Biden in 2020 by 26 points, and Harris in 2024 by 13 points.Poll from NBC News exit polls of key states of voter data broken down by age. Among those age 50-64, 56% voted for Trump and 43% voted for Harris. Among those 65 or older, 50% voted for Trump, while 49% voted for Harris. 

Among ages 18-24, 54% voted for Harris compared to 43% for Trump.
Among ages 25-29, 53% voted for Harris compared to 45% for Trump.
Among ages 30-39, 51% voted for a Harris compared to 45% for Trump.
Among ages 40-49, 49% voted for Harris compared to 49% for Trump.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Uh huh…
Headline reading “Charlie Kirk Says a ‘Patriot’ Should Bail Out Alleged Paul Pelosi Attacker”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Best Automation I’ve ever made
Screenshot of three Siri Automations named “When I Get a Message Containing
'Stop to End'”, “When I Get a Message Containing 'Stop to quit'”, and “When I Get a Message Containing 'Stop2End'”Screenshot of a Siri Automation with two steps: when it receives a text message containing a specific phrase, it replies “Stop” to that Sender
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Screenshot of a Tumblr post reading “you are a tar pit”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Screenshot of Former Gov. Roy Cooper III’s birthday: June 13, 1957.  He is 68 years old.Picture of Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette on a balcony, looking exhausted (emotionally and physically)
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Uh huh…
Chart showing how Senate Democrats voted on confirming Trump officials.  Elissa Slotkin is near the top, having voted “Yes” to 9 nominees, and “No” to only 12 of them
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
A weird Blue MAGA, anti-bus conspiracy theorist blocked me before I could clarify myself directly, so I’ll say it here. When I say “Ok Boomer,” I do mean it as an insult.
Voter demographic data from the last three elections.  In all three elections, there is a sharp divide between voters under 50 voting predominantly left-wing, and voters aged 50 and older voting predominantly right wing.
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Oof
Screenshot showing user @1yahoo1.bsky.social’s account is less than 1 month oldScreenshot showing @1yahoo1.bsky.social has 32 followers, is following 2 accounts, and has made at least a 1,000 postsClose up of “1K Posts”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The same account saying “And ‘Vote Blue No Matter Who’… [is] about ensuring the GOP is pushed out of power, even if you don’t care for the Democrat”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
WTF???
Screenshot from the article reading “"If John McCann wants to make this race about financial judgment and trust, it's not even close," Rottenstreich said. "John McCann used his Republican political power to lobby Donald Trump for a convicted felon's early release from federal prison, then got over $58,000 in campaign support from that criminal and her family."

In 2020, McCann wrote a clemency letter to then-President Donald Trump on behalf of a businesswoman serving a federal prison sentence for fraud. Following her release, the woman and her brother spent tens of thousands of dollars supporting McCann's 2022 mayoral campaign. Last year, a jury convicted both siblings in a second fraud scheme.”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
SpongeBob watching through binoculars while frantically telling Patrick “write that down, write that down!”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Except for one
Picture of Zohran Mamdani surrounded by heart and star emojis
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The plan isn’t being “roasted” because progressives don’t like “taking men seriously.” It’s being mocked because giving the same people who ALREADY gave you bad advice ANOTHER $20 million dollars for a study so they can give you NEW bad advice is comically stupid.
Screenshot that says “The Democrats trying to understand young American men know people are roasting their plan.

All that mocking just proves their point, they said: Democrats aren’t taking this disaffected and politically alienated voting bloc seriously enough.”Screenshot that says “It “reaffirms what young men already think, that Democrats don’t want to invest in you,” said Ilyse Hogue, who co-founded the Speaking with American Men project.”Screenshot that says “The group was founded by Hogue, the former president of NARAL; John Della Volpe, a pollster who specializes in Gen Z voters; and former Texas Rep. Colin Allred, who unsuccessfully ran for Senate last year.”
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Phaserburn @phaserburn.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
Yeah Biden, that does seem a bit excessive doesn’t it.
“…screw with everybody is a different place. By the way, the cost of China to build their military is multi-billions of dollars.”“China announced on Tuesday that it will spend $231.36 billion (1.66554 trillion yuan) on defense, maintaining its position as the world's second-highest defense spender behind the United States. In 2023, China increased its defense budget by 7.2 percent as well.”“The U.S. Congressional Budget Office has proposed a defense budget of $842 billion for 2024, which will remain unchanged until 2028 when adjusted for inflation.”
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