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Jeffrey Hayes

@pharaohbender27.bsky.social
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Archivist in Portland, Oregon. Fan of LoadingReadyRun. He/Him

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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 8h
Bus. Is. Coming.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good on your niece!
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I regret that I, too did not receive a Nobel Peace Prize even though I have, to my memory, never so much as even feigned a punch at another person in defense or offense. But I GUESS that isn't good enough for the Oslo crowd.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
EAT YOUR HAMBURGERS, APO- er, MR. WRIGHT.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, this sadly scans.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dang, that's a neat twist! Also per previous post, I do enjoy a good impressionist or expressionist painting.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bonus points if you know what the first two bits are references to. #DB2026
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am so. VERY. Tired. Of the centrists trying to move right under the delusion it will help their chances.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🎵Nowhere Man, please listen You don't what you're missin' Nowhere Man The woooorrrlld is at your commaaand 🎵 (sorry/not sorry, my favorite song from that album)
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watched both for comparison, and Mr. Rogers' sure hits harder, maybe because it feels less produced and is more to the point about it.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I appreciate this drawing even more now that I have learned its context! #CheckPoint
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Private equity firms sure do seem to be the most tapeworm-like firms
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is such a painfully 2016 take . . . We've had a decade to learn that it doesn't work.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Other than the mention of mayonnaise (as a certified mayo hater) early on, I can theoretically get down with this.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also reminder that by the time Erika's streams come back, the discrepancy between U.S. West Coast time and BC time will go into effect (i.e. no "falling back" in BC), so plan accordingly!
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ugh, sorry to hear that. Is there some place/organization in your area that handles e-Waste?
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have less of a visceral negative reaction to it, but I guess I would be confused?
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not sure which is more aggravating - getting the . . . 30th? maybe more? political spam text for this month, or that said spam text calls me "Jeff," a shortened name I have *despised* being called since 3rd Grade.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It straight up almost looks like he's doing blackface.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have fond memories of the Frog and Toad books. I watched Mr. Rogers, but per my mother, the only parts I paid attention to were the little model trolley going by at the start and end. (Why yes I am neurodivergent, why do you ask?) Perhaps I'd appreciate it more as an adult.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Season 1 really does have a TOS feel to it in a not great way, not to mention some real turds *cough*Code of Honor*cough*. I think the only Season 1 I have any fondness for is "Arsenal of Freedom," but I suppose "Datalore" should be put up there because that got followed up on in later seasons.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So when watching Twitch streams I've seen ads for "Virginia Connects" that are full of pro-data center propaganda. Tonight while cooking dinner, I saw an ad on the TV that was basically the same, but swapping out "Virginia" with "Oregon." I'm betting it's a single lobby group responsible for both.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Experiencing the "quick-yet not so quick that even the densest people understand what's happening" fascism takeover in real time is . . . *interesting*
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Disbelief at being in the top 100 makes me think you deserve to be in the top 100
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A lookup on Wikipedia indicates the white marble thing was Berdimuhamedow. He also reportedly banned all cars painted a color other than white, because he considered white to be a "lucky" color.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh no! 🙁
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No offense to Kansas City, but if I have to lean in and squint at the logo to determine what city your team's from, you done messed up.
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Desert Bus for Hope 🚌 #DB2026 OCTOBER 23rd @desertbus.org · 16/09/2026
Many people ask, "What is Desert Bus for Hope?" Others ask, "When are you going to update that video?" Great news:
youtu.be
What is Desert Bus for Hope? 2026 Edition
YouTube video by DesertBusForHope
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If the bread is toasted, I can see this.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I sure am not pretending.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"She's FINE, don't worry about it!"
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I would say I less have a midlife existential crisis - I'm kind of where I want to be, all things considered - and more exhaustion from being middle-aged in a world that's in crisis. Mostly trying to keep keeping on, sticking to my values, and showing up to protests when I can/know about them.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For whatever reason, the "Blueberry Seinfeld" is the name that offends me the most. It feels like the least-effort one. But yeah, this whole menu screams "Every drink MUST be a pun/reference, dammit!" thinking.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No surprises, since I grew up in the SF Bay Area. Also, I would *love* to know where some of these other terms for a sunshower are used.
A "dialect map" that shows my speech is most like people from California, Nevada, northwest Oregon or Washington state.The Dialect map question, "What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?" The selected answer is "sunshower," but other options are "the wolf is giving birth," "the devil is beating his wife," "monkey's wedding," "fox's wedding," "pineapple rain," and "liquid sun."
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have done this, and yep, they were *on* for both my desktop and laptop before I turned them off.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Will probably tune in partway due to cooking dinner, but fair and I will make sure to tune in!
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TFW you have the urge to read creative writing you did when you were in your late teens/early 20s and when you do you're "Oh, this is . . . pretty bad"
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I saw a post on Mastodon a few weeks ago that said, IIRC, "We no longer have a government. We now have overlords." And it feels true.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Christ on a hot tin roof, that's bad.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I didn't actually party much, but do remember a couple of times I did, and more just generally hanging out with friends. Also remembering going to college reunion in 2018, and despite being in my 30s, staying up and hanging out with old classmates until like 2 AM, something I wouldn't have expected.
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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
TWITCH AI TRAINING IS LIVE - ON BY DEFAULT here's how to turn it off: - settings - security and privacy
twitch ai training "training for generative ai" consent screenshot
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Honestly, 8 AM stream. But that's just me.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It really is such BS. I remember going to the phone store in 2019 to ask if it would work during a planned overseas trip, and also mentioned that my memory was almost full, and they were like "Oh yeah most of that is like backend stuff you cannot delete, you might as well get a new phone."
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hold on - if I'm reading this right, this is using the likenesses of actual dogs who have performed in movies? For some reason this increases my level of disgust, because the dogs sure didn't sign off on this AI-ification of them.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The fact that the chyron gives "Coach" as the honorary term rather than "Senator" is simultaneously hilarious and deeply sad to me.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Insert the "notlikethis" emote
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I very much recommend this, between Molly Lewis's moody music and Cameron Lauder's reading. And on a day when the air outside where I live is hazed from the smoke of multiple wildfires, and the world being in the state it is, it feels tragically fitting for this very day of August 4, 2026.
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
(Squints with suspicion at this post, now that it is August 4, 2026)
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Jeffrey Hayes @pharaohbender27.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Almost surprised the line of attack isn't just "These stores will sell UNRIPE produce! Look how green those bananas are!"
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
Bluesky is a "liberal bubble" because fascist chuds can't get traction without algorithmic assistance and because people here trained themselves to block "debate me" trybois the instant they roll up
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