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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95

@phantomgender.bsky.social
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Viruses affect digital popstars too obviously, better mask up Started this acct as 7 million cordyceps ants in a trenchcoat Please talk to me about American Chestnut tree conservation i do not f4f, i'll follow back if and only if i like what u post

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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Ben Affleck with a profoundly, existentially exhausted expression while smoking a cigarette on his front stoop
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
mfw
Ben Affleck smoking the pain away on his front stoop
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Nvm it looks fine now that it's dry Also tfw i have to change my aspect ratio to 3:4 bc my hair is just that long now 🥰
A person with dark teal hair wearing a black dysphoria hoodie and black N95
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
hey check it out, i got bingo!
Access Hostility Bingo by Krystal Kavita Jagoo where the middle row is marked with red circles, indicating a Bingo score. Overall, 18/25 squares are marked.
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
filed under "things that are unfortunately unironically factually true"
screenshot of a Tumblr post from guerrillatech with a slightly-pixelated image of a police officer pinning a person in full-plate armor reaching desperately for a hefty tome, wherein the police officer is labeled "CIA," the person in full-plate armor has been labeled "The entire planet," and the hefty tome has been labeled "Alternative economic systems"
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
apiologists, can u confirm????
Screenshot of a Tumblr post from invisiblebard that contains an image of a bumblebee, titled "Bumblebee anatomy" wherein the terminal section of the abdomen has been labeled "bum" and the remaining parts of the bee have been labeled "blebee"
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A visualization of astral projection captioned "leftism leaving people's bodies as soon as you ask them to wear a mask"
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Panel from The Batman Adventures comic wherein Harley Quinn stands smiling behind a surprised-looking Joker, and asks "Why don't ya just shoot him?"
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I think about this iconic trope namer a lot these days For no particular reason, of course
Two panels from The Batman Adventures comics.
First panel: Harley Quinn stands smiling behind the Joker, her hand in a finger-gun gesture, and asks "Why don't ya just shoot him?" The joker looks shocked by her suggestion. 
Second panel: The Joker looking back over his shoulder at Harley with an agitated and confused expression, while saying, ""Just shoot him?""

These two panels are the source for the name of the TV Trope, "Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?"
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
please enjoy this comic i drew about northern flickers
A 5-panel comic drawn in pencil. Panel 1 shows a northern flicker sitting atop a tombstone that reads "FUCK YOU" while a speech bubble from off-screen says, "Look honey! It's a Northern Flicker!" Panel 2 shows a child with a spiky hairstyle asking, "Why's it called that? I don't see it flickering." and below the speech bubble, the child continues, "looks pretty solid to me..." Panel 3 shows the northern flicker pooping, and the tombstone now reads "EAT SHIT" while a speech bubble from off-screen says, "Oh, you'll see when it flies away. Look!" Panel 4 shows the northern flicker beginning to take flight, and the tombstone now says "FART FACE". Panel 5 shows the northern flicker in flight through the graveyard, raising a middle finger (AKA "flicking off") to the child and their parent, who looks exactly like them but with a mustache and bow tie. The child looks mildly shocked, while the parent has their arms crossed over their chest with a pleasant expression as they say, "Isn't nature beautiful, sweetie?" The comic is signed by the artist in the bottom right corner.
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Couldn't have said it better myself
Tumblr post from legendaryscootnboot which reads, "Fuck "masks encouraged" from the bottom of my heart. Fascism is here. Stop being polite. Require masks at events! Stop doing the oppressors work for them! Stop obeying in advance! Covid kills, and disables LGBTQ+ and neurodivergant people disproportionately, especially non white people. Let's get it together please.  Sure it might be socially awkward to wear a mask. You know what else is socially awkward? Not being able to concentrate through a simple conversation because you have brain fog (brain damage) from the stacked covid infections you've had. The CDC is a joke, they do not care if you live or die. Rebel by staying alive and as healthy as you can. I understand not everyone can mask too!! We don't need everyone to mask. We need *more* people to mask. We need people to mask whenever they can. I want you all to be alive and well to watch this empire crumble."
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Best i got is this, luckily for us it's just hearsay so far, but also as a personal anecdote addition, a close trans friend is having a VERY hard time renewing his driver's license right now
Bluesky screenshot of a quote skeet from Erin Ryan Hey that reads, "Urgent trans and nonbinary update: I called a passport office and got a sympathetic rep who told me officially any information about gender markers is posted online. Unofficially, they *literally whispered* they have heard the same rumors about passports being confiscated." Below the quote skeet is a screenshot of a post from Lily Cohen which reads, "Important safety notice for trans and nonbinary people! Please boost for visibility (From the work queer thread this morning): URGENT warning to trans and NB folx... TL;DR do not request a gender marker change for any identifying documents. A member of my chorus went to renew their passport today, and not only were they denied the ability to change their gender marker, they were told by the passport authority that they had to confiscate it "until the legislation being written on them goes through." They also told him that the same policy goes for any identification documents. "The agent told me that this should be expected for any governmental agency: passports, driver licenses, name changes, adoptions, etc.. They also said that anyone with a gender marker of X will be detained at borders, and public intrastate transportation."
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Cat? Cat!!
An orange bobtail cat with a cropped left ear rests casually in a bun-shaped loaf on her grey cushion bedA white cat with orange face, ears, paws, and tail sits regally on his haunches with his long tail curled around his paws. His mouth and blue eyes are half-open as he sniffs the air and looks at the camera
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Pie × 3 combo
One sweet potato & yam pie, baked by PhantomGenderA second sweet potato & yam pie, with a slightly jankier crust (it is missing a chunk but we love it anyway) baked by PhantomGenderA third sweet potato & yam pie, as pretty as the first one, baked by PhantomGender
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Screenshot of a panel from Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff wherein Hella Jeff is standing on a basketball court proclaiming, "in my dream i am the star. its me"
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Overnight roasting method > spending 4-5 hrs basting every 30 mins Barely even needed a knife, the bones kinda already had melted away from the meat
Photograph of a plate of food including a roast turkey leg and thigh, roast vegetables, and two golden biscuitsPhotograph of a plate of food including hearty vegetable soup in a green soup mug, two golden biscuit sandwiches with plant-based meat tenders and cheese inside, and a can of Original Sin dry rosé hard ciderPhotograph of hearty vegetable soup in a slow cooker with a wooden spoon poised to stir the soupPhotograph of a roasted turkey on a bed of vegetables in an aluminum roasting pan
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Show me ur pet & what theyre named for!
A photo of a rotund orange bobtail cat with green eyes, laying on her back with her legs up and her tummy on display (very tempting to touch but highly dangerous, it is a trick and a ploy to entice naive cat petters into touching so she can bite and kick)Specimen photo of a Japanese Maple tree (acer palmatum), also known as a Kaede or Momiji, with its characteristic bright reddish-orange foliage on display.
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
nice, love a good evil tbh would love to learn evil coding, i know a few landlords who owe me a lot of money @evilcoder.bsky.social
screencapture of my notifications page that reads, "Evil (oni mask emoji) followed you"
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
He
A white and cream orange flame point domestic shorthair cat looking at the camera as he sits in a black desk chair with his paws and tail tucked under his body
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Hatsune Miku wearing an N95 @phantomgender.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
See even my horoscope agrees that it would be very productive to go to a very high up very tall place with my hats! Hey maybe if u wanna be productive too you could come with me up to there, it's fun to do things together! That would be super productive to me haha yeah. I bet it would smell great.
A screencapture from the astrology app Co-Star reads, "Good afternoon, 7 million cordyceps ants in a trenchcoat. It's 48 degrees and sunny. Your energy wants to go somewhere. Try to find a productive outlet." Below it is 7 million cordyceps ants in a trenchcoat's Co-Star profile picture, which is a monk with a peaceful expression raising their bespoke middle finger.
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