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@phantomas99.bsky.social
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Lewd artist now in Bluesky flavor. 27

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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
oh cool i like him a lot 😳💘
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"You flare, you flicker, you fade, and the world is dimmer without you." Thank you Mr Cullen #art #fanart #transformers #optimus #peter_cullen
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My part of the art trade i had with the spectacular @epsi110.bsky.social ! Thank you again! #nsfw
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Halfling guy with milfs comm #nsfw #oc #art
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Redhead lifeguard #nsfw #oc #art
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ayako x Ariane #nsfw #art
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Pampering the kitsune #nsfw #oc #art
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Drow/Drider OC commission #nsfw #art
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Backrooms encounter #nsfw #art #the_backrooms
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
aasimar commission #art #nsfw
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𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 [[COMMS OPEN!]] @juicydemon.art · 04/02/2026
Commission for @fuschia-phoenix.bsky.social
A fat girl with long messy pink hair, armpit hair and pubes smiles coyly. She is wearing a loose tanktop and sweatpants. There is a sizable cock bulge. She probably smells bad but in the good way yaknow
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𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 [[COMMS OPEN!]] @juicydemon.art · 17/02/2026
Rachel knows some fun ways to stay youthful. Flat colour commission!
Milf Rachel gettin some!
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𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 [[COMMS OPEN!]] @juicydemon.art · 18/02/2026
Pancake Mardi Gras Rachel from last year!
Rachel in a mardi gras "outfit" carrying two plates of pancakes.
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𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 [[COMMS OPEN!]] @juicydemon.art · 31/03/2026
POV: Julie (Rachel's sister) and her weird friends invited you to hang out in the woods. Artistic freedom commission for @samtheham26.bsky.social
A POV shot of 'you' being ridden by Julie cowgirl stylie. You are in the woods at night, and you are surrounded by hooded figures holding torches. This is starting to sound like a Goosebumps novel
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𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 [[COMMS OPEN!]] @juicydemon.art · 17/04/2026
The things Becky will do for a Greggs sausage roll. Greyscale commission for @dirtydepositoii.bsky.social
A greyscale image of Becky with spread legs and her arms up.
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𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 [[COMMS OPEN!]] @juicydemon.art · 30/04/2026
Old Golden Week pic of Rachel!
Rachel in a barely fitting gold bikini
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𝓙𝓾𝓲𝓬𝔂𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 [[COMMS OPEN!]] @juicydemon.art · 20/11/2025
Rachel gradually losing clothes!
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✦ 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝑹𝒆𝒅 ✦ @redpandawaifu.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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HorniBaggs @hornibaguette.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Reminder Giri is 8'2ft tall (250cm)
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🔞 stay away kids 🔞 @oshadefiant.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Mer(-may) Oskar
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Korra commission #nsfw #art
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Cat with lemons. A recreation of painter Lesley Holmes' painting. #art #painting
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Not from me #oc #art #dungeonsanddragons
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Phantomas @phantomas99.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
OC Commission #nsfw #transformers #art
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
3 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Orange Guy standing at a stall with a sign that says “Shit Sandwich, £500”
Pink Guy walks up to the stall, Orange Guy gestures excitedly at the sign.

Panel 2:
Pink Guy continues walking past the Shit Sandwich stall. The Orange Guy looks dejected

Panel 3: 
Orange Guy says “Wow. That guy can’t read”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range
Cartoon

A Red Guy in shades and ear protectors is practicing at a shooting range. Along the wall in front of him are targets. They show the silhouette of a man’s upper body. However, the target the red guy is aiming at is hanging much lower than the rest, at roughly the height of a small child, and he is shooting from a kneeling position.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
AI TRAINING??? YES PLEASE!!!
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Blue Guy sits at a desk with a laptop. Purple Guy is his teacher. He points to a spot on the laptop screen.
Purple Guy: “What’s this”

Panel 2:
Close up on screen. Purple Guy is pointing to a sentence that starts with “I think that…”
Blue Guy: “An original thought”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy hurls the laptop into Blue Guy’s face and screams “START AGAIN”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”
3 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy sitting at desk looking tired. His fingers are steepled and he is trying to focus on something in front of him. Empty Cans of Monster Energy clutter his desk

Panel 2: Red Guy says, “Will it work?”

Panel 3: Wider shot with a view of a whiteboard in front of Red Guy. There is a miserable unshaven Purple Guy standing next to the board. He  says “It has to”

The whiteboard reads “OpenAi. If you don’t use it your mum will explode”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
2 panel comic 

Panel 1: 
A Blue Person and a Red Person shaking hands. Both look very happy. Blue person says “We’ve taken all the gay out of our movie”. The Red Person replies “Thanks Pixar. Now I can tell my kids about gay people on my own terms”

Panel 2: 
Kids’ bedroom, night. Two children sit on the floor. Red Person is wearing a hoodie and holding a torch under their chin like they’re telling a horror story. On the wall is a poster with a scary silhouette entitled “The Gays”.
Red Person: “THEY’LL COME FOR YOU IN THE NIGHT”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
what the fuck is going on in Sam Altman’s head
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Weird AI Ghoul Sam Altman is being interviewed by a Purple Guy. They are both sitting on green chairs. Sam Altman says “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water”

Panel 2: 
Purple Guy says “Sorry, can I just-“ and he reaches over and cups Sam’s chin. There is a clicking sound.

Panel 3: 
The entire front of Sam’s face flips up like the bonnet of a car. Purple Guy leans in for a closer look.

Panel 4:
We see the inside of Sam’s head. In the background Purple Guy peeks in. There is an empty white room. In the foreground we see a little mutant version of Mr Burns with HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey sticking out of his head. It’s weird, trust me.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
ICE edit
3 panel comic:

Panel 1: 
A Purple Guy is rolling up his sleeve. He is about to PUNCH AN ICE AGENT. He says “Get ready for an ass kicking you ICE BITCH”
A yellow guy in the background notices the situation

Panel 2:
The Yellow Guy tries to break up the fight. He says “Um, Excuse me. Let’s resolve this with KINDNESS, shall we? What would JESUS do?”

Panel 3:
Jesus starts climbing down off his cloud and says “I’m coming down to hit that cunt myself”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
6 Panel Comic

Panel 1: 
A Purple Dude and a Green Dude in an electronics shop. The Purple Dude is holding a box containing a new laptop.
Purple Dude: You’re all set. Here’s your new AI laptop and your guy.
Green Dude: My what?

Panel 2:
A severe looking Red Dude in cap and shades has appeared behind Green Dude.
Purple Dude: Your guy. Every new AI laptop comes with a guy.

Panel 3: 
Green Dude is back at home. We see him through the window working at his new laptop.

Panel 4: 
Interior of kitchen. Green Dude continues to work at his laptop. The Red Dude is standing next to him.

Panel 5: 
Close up of laptop screen. Green Dude is about to turn off the AI features.

Panel 6: 
Red Dude produces a gun and presses it to Green Dude’s temple. He hisses: Don’t you fucking dare.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his grandmother on screen. He says, “My grandma didn’t die, she’s still alive on my phone!

Panel 2: 
Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his girlfriend on screen. He says, “My girlfriend didn’t dump me, we’re still together on my phone!”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy hugs his phone

Panel 4: 
Yellow Guy suddenly looks at the reader and screams “NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE ME”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
a lot of AI advocates are this red guy
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Red Guy and Blue Kid are having a conversation.
Blue Kid: I wanna be an Artist
Red Guy: Ha ha ha. You’ll never make it

Panel 2: 
15 years later:
Blue Kid is now an adult. He says: I became an artist!
Red Guy looks surprised.

Panel 3: 
Red Guy descends into bitterness brought on by his own failures

Panel 4: 
Close up of Red Guy, really really mad.
He seeths: I’ll make you PAY for proving me wrong
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Santa Is Now Using AI
Santa is checking his list, standing next to a very small baby

Santa: Looks like you’re on the naughty list Jimmy. Says here you shot a man in 1886”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1: 
White Guy in suit is standing on a Purple Guy’s throat.
Purple Guy: Ack! Get your fucking foot of my throat

Panel 2:
White Guy is still standing on Purple Guy’s throat, but now looks mortal offended
White guy: Um, MANNERS
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
A Green Alien and a Pink Alien watch Bluesky on a monitor aboard their spaceship
Green Alien says “Some of them are arguing about a war. And some of them are arguing about a cartoon dog with boobs”

Panel 2:
Pink Alien replies, “So this is happening in two separate dimensions”

Panel 3:
Green Alien says, “No. In the same dimension. At the same time.

Panel 4: 
Pink Alien: “Fuckin what”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
typical ai use case
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Blue Guy is at a restaurant. Pink Guy is the waiter serving him. Blue Guy is holding his phone up to his face and shouting obnoxiously, “Gemini, what food does this place have?”
Waiter: “Sir, we have a menu”

Panel 2:
Blue Guy continues into phone: “Gemini, what burgers do they do?”
Waiter: “You can check the menu”

Panel 3:
Blue Guy: “Gemini, pizza options?”
Waiter, looking at the menu on the table in front of the Blue Guy: “It’s literally right there”

Panel 4: 
Blue Guy: “Gemini, spaghetti, yes or no?”
Waiter: Rotate your eyeballs 45 degrees downward
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
empathy is toxic, bro
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying “Stop” above his head.
Pink Guy yells, “HELP! PULL THE LEVER!”
Blue Guy casually says “No can do, bro. Empathy is toxic”

Panel 2:
The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says “Caring is weakness, bro”

Panel 3:
The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are “What’s in it for me, bro?”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A Nazi (2026)
4 panel comic:

Panel 1:
A smug Nazi throwing up a Nazi salute

Panel 2: 
The Nazi gets hit with a little water balloon

Panel 3:
The Nazi starts to shrink and shrivel

Panel 4:
The Nazi is a now tiny crying baby
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10電 @10den.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
すけぶ!
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10電 @10den.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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10電 @10den.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
🖤🐍
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10電 @10den.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
しゅけぶ!
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10電 @10den.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
すけぶ
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
when the rich Do Crimes
3 panel comic

Panel 1
Fully Gold Guy and Blue Guy. 
Blue Guy: Sir you have broken the law

Panel 2:
Blue Guy: Time to FACE THE CONSEQUENCES 

Panel 3:
Gold Guy: Nah
Blue Guy, Shrivelling like a cowardly dog: okey
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
AI Slop Merchants, the purple guy is you
4 Panel Comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy is reaching down out of shot. He is massively straining to pick something up

Panel 2: Purple Guy, coming up empty handed, sweating and mad, says “SHIT. This thing is like Thor’s Hammer!”
A tiny child enters the panel. The child is very small and weak.

Panel 3: Child bends down out of shot

Panel 4: Child reappears holding a very small pencil. Purple Guy is livid.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
“Didn’t these AI chuds think about use permission???” I think they did. I think they were like:
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink guy sits at desk, working on laptop. Blue guy stands next to him. 
Blue guy says “Do we need to ask the artist’s permission for this?”

Panel 2: Pink guy smugly says “Bro trust me. When people see the AMAZING ART this tech can create, nobody will care about the “artist’s permission”

Intermission panel saying “Billions of dollars later…”

Panel 3: Pink Guy is smiling smugly and says “check this shit out” He is holding up the worst image you have ever seen in your life. 

Panel 4: Blue Guy: We are so fucked
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
when a billionaire gets mad at trans people
Godzilla-type monster crushing a city to rubble. As the monsters stomps people to dust it whines “Ow! Your bodies are hurting my feet!”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ
4 panel comic 

Panel 1: Blue Guy lying in bed with his phone on the opposite pillow.
Blue Guy: I love you so much. This has been the best year of my life.
Phone: I’m leaving you

Panel 2: Blue Guy grabs phone in a mad panic. He yells WHUU?

Panel 3: Close up on phone screen. Phone says Unless…

Panel 4: Phone screen goes black. A pop up appears saying: The No Break Up Expansion Pack. £59.99 per month. Buy Now
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