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Phaluski

@phaluski.bsky.social
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Fascinated by the phallus. Artist and collector of phallic curiosities. Exploring where the intimate meets myth, meaning, and mischief. phaluski.substack.com

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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Always fascinated by extreme growers and how you never know the potential of even the smallest, most unassuming flaccid cock. This one’s transformation was so dramatic it inspired a Hulk-evolution style monstrous green beast drawing. You wouldn’t know from a glance the Hulk smash that awaits you!
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So inspiring! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nothing like a hairy flaccid cock out the fly. Bonus points if they pull the balls out. 👌🏼 Something so alluring about a dark softy- all that folded skin deepening it. The vulnerability of a soft penis, the potential that awaits- one of the most seductive sights. Original colored pencil by Phaluski.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A fascinating look at some bizarre and truly terrifying (and very real!) anti-masturbation devices in medical history.
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When Doctors Tried to Engineer Away Masturbation
From the Phallus Files
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A new favorite phallic find! Bound in chains around ankles, waist, wrists, neck, and even his open mouth- but the enormous erection remains completely untamed. “The Place That Cannot Be Bound”- society can try to suppress human sexuality, but the spirit (and cock) will not be contained. #fcf
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One of the more fascinating sets of Hollywood photos. 4 candid photos of Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, and friends in a Palm Springs steam room, 1952. I'd always assumed they were fake, but they were authenticated by Sotheby's as part of Martin's assistant/driver's estate. (Last one censored by seller👎🏼)
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Arthur Tress’ Superman Fantasy, New York, 1977. I love Arthur Tress’ work. If we’re going to celebrate the heroic male body, why not all of it?
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Scott Mabe @scottmabe.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Jesus on the Mainline feat. #ButuBilikhodze St. Martin of Tours Roman Catholic Church New Hope, PA
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One of the sexiest sights I’ve ever seen! 🥵
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Turns out, enough one-eyed monster jokes will send me down an art history rabbit hole.
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The Cyclops’ Penis
From The Phallus Files
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sketchbook Morning 4 different guys. 4 quick studies. No finished pieces. Just looking. — Original pastel studies by Phaluski
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Couldn’t help humming “Do Your Ears Hang Low” when I saw this figure. 🤣 “Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier?” This limestone figure depicts a crouching nude man holding an oversized phallus draped over his shoulder. Egypt, Ptolemaic Period, 1st century BCE #fcf
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is one of my favorite historic pieces. And only confirms my belief that penises shouldn’t be taken so seriously.
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The Dancing Phalluses of Edo Japan
From The Phallus Files
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is one of my favorite historic pieces. And only confirms my belief that penises shouldn’t be taken so seriously.
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The Dancing Phalluses of Edo Japan
From The Phallus Files
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Exploring pastel on black. Instead of building the body from light paper, I pulled it out of the darkness with just a few strokes of pastel.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What’s your sign?
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Inquiring minds want to know!
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Turns out, enough one-eyed monster jokes will send me down an art history rabbit hole.
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The Cyclops’ Penis
From The Phallus Files
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Heavy hang and the wandering paths of veins. #fcf Original pastel by Phaluski —— Available. DM for details. Commissions open.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Word of the day: ithyphallic An adjective describing a figure, image, or representation depicted with an erect penis. The term comes from the Greek: •ithys = straight or upright •phallos = penis Bronze Stand with ithyphallic satyrs. Pompeii, 1st century CE. #fcf
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I just love Davis Schneider and the fact that he seems completely unbothered by looking a little ridiculous. The giant mustache, the shirtless interviews, the playful bromance. There’s something refreshing about masculinity that isn’t constantly trying to look invincible.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What’s got two penises and loves to whistle?
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Vicus Double Phallus Whistling Vessel
From The Phallus Files
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Rising from the ground like part of the landscape, this Bronze Age phallic standing stone was discovered near Gothenburg Sweden in 2019. Found at the center of a circular stone monument with soot, burned animal bones, and a hammerstone. It may have played a role in ritual or fertility ceremonies.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Untamed. A loose study in wildness. Original pastel by Phaluski. — Available. DM for details. Commissions open.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Grab the stick shift
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Talk about a bulk shipment. Anonymous artist. Unknown location. Impossible to ignore.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
At what point does anatomy become landscape? Or architecture? So much to explore. 🧭 Artist and origin unknown. If anyone recognizes the work or knows more, please share in the comments.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Every penis tells a different story. Original colored pencil drawing by Phaluski — Sold. Commissions open.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
One of the strangest Roman phallic artifacts I’ve come across. This bronze tintinnabulum (protective wind chime) depicts a gladiator battling a snarling beast that is also his own phallus. Its meaning is lost to time. Found at Herculaneum, late 1st century BCE–1st century CE.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Big boy, little toy. Jonah Niesenbaum poking straight forward in his singlet. 🫵🏼 Boop.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Something about a little bulge on a beefy guy, pointing forward like that. 🫵🏼 Boop.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Continuing today’s “little dog” theme. 🤣 This phallic komainu (guardian lion-dog) once greeted visitors to the Hokkaido Hihokan, an erotic museum in Jōzankei Onsen, Hokkaido, Japan.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Celebrating the allure of the little guys. Original color pencil on sheet music by Phaluski —— $60, DM to purchase
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The commanding attention of a hard cock. Original pastel by Phaluski —— $60, DM to purchase
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Vintage excitement in tighty whities
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Potential, Arthur Tress, 1978
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I declare a thumb war. Inspiring and playful Edo-period shunga ukiyo-e woodblock print by Koikawa Shōzan.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Bar Turrisa in Sicily is filled with wonderful penis theming and decor- big and small around every corner.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hairy in tighty whities
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hairy in tighty whities
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Measure up
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Glistening hard cock Original pastel by Phaluski —— $60, DM to purchase
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Ben Cohen making me thirsty in wet tighty whities.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Terracotta Priapus, fertility god with enormous phallus, Hellenistic Greek, late 4th to 3rd Century BCE
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Four story penis mural created by Swedish artist Carolina Falkholt, New York City’s Lower East Side, Christmas Eve 2017. It was painted over by workers just three days later following public backlash from residents and the landlord.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I cannot get enough of hairy, beefy, goofy baseball nugget Davis Schneider.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Save water, shower with your buddies. Love them baseball butts! Red Sox players showering at Fenway, 1937.
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nature calls
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Captivating contrast when a cock has such a dark shaft and pink head. Original pastel by Phaluski —— $60, DM to purchase
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Phaluski @phaluski.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
French swimmer Pierre Peyrusson, circa Paris Summer Olympics 1900. Showing it off!
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