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@phalreviews.bsky.social

Body-safe sex toy critic. Over 950 nonporous dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, & lubes tested since 2017. She/her. Find me at phallophilereviews.com

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 08/03/2024

I've tried a few tentacles in my day 😁, and have 1 enduring favorite! 💖 Full revamped review now published! phallophilereviews.com/tentacle-gri...

5 tentacle toys made of silicone, different sizes and colors, on blue background with seashells around

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 25/02/2024

Lovense G-spotters, power compared... Lapis rolls, 3 total motors. Our experience at 👀 phallophilereviews.com/lovense-lapi...

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 24/02/2024

New from Hankey's Toys is a dil that's NOT HUGE (to left, below!), An average-girth "small" size available in the main listing! Their 75% soft silicone is awesome, but's been out of my 🍑's comfort zone till now... My experience with it in both holes: phallophilereviews.com/hankeys-toys...

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

Lovense Lapis is a "strapless" app toy, which of course works best harnessed. It's quite rumbly (I have a tip for making it rumblier, too), and *stronger* than Lovense Lush due to Lapis' 3 motors. Our full experience now published! phallophilereviews.com/lovense-lapi...

Sideview of torso of woman in black top, with red vibrating dildo sticking out of black brief harness

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

Well, Njoy took a dozen years to come out with a new product, But when they did, it turned out the best FIRM (metal or glass) toy for me, ever. Just brilliant. The new Njoy Disco dildo is quirky, and IMO tons better for vag vs. for anal. Full review at: phallophilereviews.com/njoy-disco-r...

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 04/02/2024

PalmPower Extreme revamp: this thing made me O in a minute flat! Revised review for the new button control, detailed pros & cons vs. PalmPower petite aka Recharge! phallophilereviews.com/bms-palmpowe...

Palmpower extreme wand vibrator with angled head pressed against pink underwear

Palmpower extreme wand, black, closeup of 45-degree angled vibrator head

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 17/01/2024

The ✨️Glimmers Le Wand's flexi-neck can be a pro *or* con, depending how hard u like ur pressure 🦪! I'm in for soft & wide pressure, so it's fine for me. Full pros & cons, pics & my experience —plus power rating— now at: phallophilereviews.com/le-wand-all-...

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 10/01/2024

Toy-reviewer thruth: I have 2 pairs of "support shorts" for keeping V-g. wearables in place😄 Lovensr Vulse "thrusting egg vibe" was my latest test target (pic I snapped b4 walking with it in!) It was going pretty well until I hit a curb... Full story at: phallophilereviews.com/lovense-vuls...

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 02/01/2024

Automatic clit pulsing toys r on 🔥 right now! These are my two favorites compared: List of advantages for each, & my 1 deciding factor for the teal Ovation Acclaim now up! phallophilereviews.com/ovation-accl...

Two clitoral vibrators with rounded tips that pulse back and forth automatically: 1. a lilac-colored unicorn vibrator and 2. Ovation teal massager, half-circle shape. Placed in front of a hand with first two fingers outstretched to hold the toys.

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 26/12/2023

Bright spots of ALL THE VIBES I tested this year!!! Check out my 2023 best-of right now. Honest recap & personal favorites explained 😀 🥳💥 phallophilereviews.com/top-sex-toys...

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 18/12/2023

"Gyro-quake," indeed. These new pulsating dildos—powered by a rotating core—feel more impactful versus earlier pulsating toys (like Fun Factory's Stronic line). The Impressions NY gyroquake by Blush is a semi-realistic with a firmly focused ridge. Pros&cons: phallophilereviews.com/impressions-...

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Impressions New York Review - Pulsating-thrusting vibrator • Phallophile Reviews

Impressions New York has hell-yeah speed, over 5 pulses per second; and peppy vibration. My experience testing this new thrusting vibrator; pros & cons.

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 18/12/2023

Mmmm Unihorn test sessions… I thought I liked the pale rose one more, then I decided the lilac one was great too… 💛 Unihorn is still the most impressive to me! The 5 unicorn vibes r not joke toys, their automatic clit-touching motion and vibration rock! phallophilereviews.com/unihorn-vibr...

Three Unihorn unicorn-themed cute vibrators: lilac purple, pale pink, and light yellow held over a navy background, with a light hand gripping the bottom yellow unicorn so its fluttering tongue is barely visible and inside an open mouth

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Phallophile Reviews @phalreviews.bsky.social · 17/12/2023

I started playing with the Unihorn vibrators like action figures yesterday, LOL, as I was revising my review for the new purple 💜🦄 clit-pulsator. All 5 have a different automatic motion! Cute AF but brilliantly effective, too. phallophilereviews.com/unihorn-vibr...

Unihorn clitoral massaging vibrators, 5 different-color unicorn shaped toys. Black punk-style Unihorn held by a light hand on top; blue, yellow, purple, rose-pink unicorn vibrators lined up below.

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