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@phaloclitoris.bsky.social
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I POST PORNOGRAPHY!!!! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE PORN OR ARE A MINOR DO NOT INTERACT! Also my pronouns are he/they and am currently obsessed with Great God Grove

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🐭GAY WRATH MOUSE🐭 @nommz.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
i see a lot of folks out there that feel awkward for doing this, and i'm here to tell you that, objectively, making this highly contrived worldbuilding for your kink scene -always- makes it hotter and you're right to do it.
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Bowser @bowserpuma.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Meme. It's an advertisement for men's apparel, showing an overweight man wearing a shirt with text overlayed reading, "Man Boobs? Beer Belly? Muffin top?" Superimposed on top of the apparel brand logo is text reading, "Holy fuck that's so fucking hot".
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🔞 fat wizard zone @devilishcritter.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
that fucking billboard... #greatgodgrope
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🔞 fat wizard zone @devilishcritter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
a juicy devotion burgie needs a very special meat #greatgodgrope
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Hella (commissions closed) @hellasarthole.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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SlagChip 🔞 @slagchip.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
just two bros smokin a J and suckin a D #furryporn #yiff #furrynsfw #nswfart
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SlagChip 🔞 @slagchip.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
printed my pangolin girl on some receipt paper :3 multi-media furry porn win
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SlagChip 🔞 @slagchip.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Tboy Knot #knotting #furrynsfw #furryporn #ftmporn #nsfwart #yiff
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Lucky_Bun @luckybun.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I don't need to be "protected" from seeing porn, I need porn artists to be protected from being debanked, having their work stolen by AI, being abused for the content of their work, and going broke.
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Alberto Balsam @stockier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Lover of depressed middle aged men 🔞 @phaloclitoris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finished smile for me last night (thourough enjoyed it, especially since you get to kiss Dr. Habit) and then got a little stoned tonight which resulted in the snail in my ear telling me to sexualize that pathetic lawyer #smile34me
Parsley, clearly drunk and with his shirt almost entirely unbuttoned, pulling down his pants/boxers to show off his t-dick and a little bit of butt.
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Lover of depressed middle aged men 🔞 @phaloclitoris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
CW // ovipositon Had a bit of a frustrating week so to make myself feel better I filled one of my favorite characters to chew on with eggs (also I’m kinda jealous of the bed I put him in) #greatgodgrope #oviposition
Click Clack laying in a nice, soft looking bed in the middle of laying a large egg with three more eggs lying between his spread legs. His face is covered in sweat, red, tears are forming in his eyes and more drool and tears are coming from behind his mask and dripping down his torso (don’t worry he’s enjoying himself).
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eggo the third @e-worms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WAIT I HAVE FREE WILL!!!!!!!! #greatgodgrope
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vec 🦅 @birdpaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
for @squeaky.monster 🎈😈
A shiny, red, anthro canine-shaped pooltoy character with stark black markings, a large grinning expression, and no eyes.
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Dinah Kalaha ❤️ AVAILABLE FOR WORK! @dikalaha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CARNAL 🥩🫦🥵
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gay luigi 🔞 @deathshamble.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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freak dealer @b0nerforbrian.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
type of guilty fantasies hector has postcanon 🤭 ever so reliant on his right hand man! #greatgodgrope
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psychological superfund site @beerforhorses.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
chrome horse #furry #art #watercolor
watercolor painting of a chrome robot with a horse's head
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
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Marco 🐲 💿 📼 @diet-marc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gerson tries modeling. I think hes got what it takes.... 🐢👴💜 — #myart #suggestive #deltaruined #gerson #gersonboom
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⚠ @bayboyzone.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
nice catch cj
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 22/08/2026
You idiot. Cock is just a kind of pussy
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🔎🧫
an amoeba woman makes love to a tardigrade in a cartoony style
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SmugPugChimera @sadpugnation.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
~Orchid Muse~
A digital painting of a nude, lilac humanoid, laying on pale grass among twisted bark and roots. The creature has an orchid flower for a head, a long narrow tail with orchid leaves and buds and a small digitigrade, reptilian looking feet. The creature is fat, has large breasts, many lush skin rolls and ornate stretch marks. It's holding a wooden harp-like instrument in one hand, and leans on a branch with another.
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Crepe! @crepemutt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Idk what to caption this Hi vib #greatgodgrope
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Pete🔞 @stuckinapit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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NSFW drawing of multiple miscellaneous transmasc bodies in nude, feat. explicit T-dick closeups.

#peteart #peteNSFW
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yellow thing @sofmallow.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
[ nulge on head ] sit
Bowtie (it/its) laying on its front, looking at the viewer and wiggling its hips. A behind view is shown, revealing that it is sitting on top of someone only visible from its rear.
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Haradoshin! 🐛 @haradoshin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Well I guess this is how I’m spending my evening
A green balloon lady spreads her cheeks to show you her hole
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eggo the third @e-worms.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
dips them in various sauces
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cosmic kitty @epictaoistsex.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
i need desperately horny submissive men who will jack their shit and cry pathetically in vain of ever being touched by another person
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
a thing in porn that should always be extremely allowed is stupid shit that makes no sense
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Lover of depressed middle aged men 🔞 @phaloclitoris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Glad you all liked my first post >:)c As thanks here's some various hectochin sketches, I want to chew on these things #greatgodgrope
Hector, wearing a micro bikini and looking at it confused saying "yew sure dis is da right size, Cappy?"
Capochin responds with a thumbs up saying "it's poifect!"Capochin is now wearing the same micro bikini, looking at Hector with a sly grin saying "Hecta, dis was meant fer yew!"
Hector responds with a cheerful smile saying "I think yew look veeery kewt, though!"Hector sitting on Capochin's face, getting his ass eaten out, covered in sweat and saying "h-holy fuck, Cappy"
Underneath him, Capochin has his arms around Hector's thighs and is rubbing his cock between his own thighs to get himself offCloseup of Capochin's face buried in Hector's ass, hands pulling his cheeks a part and thoroughly savoring it
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twist @twist.dog · 01/09/2026
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freak dealer @b0nerforbrian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
2 unrelated butch capo in skirts - one where his god cares and one where she doesnt 🤤 #greatgodgrope
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freak dealer @b0nerforbrian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
bonus cute bizzyspek getting perved on
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𖤐🖤Søphie🖤𖤐🔞 @sophie-gal123.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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記号ネコ🔞 @kigohneko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
セラミック・ギジちゃん
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW.
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Bulph @bulph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My werewolf boyfriends when I pull out
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
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Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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Zanzalur @zanzalur.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
robot girl filled with ooze and gloop and stuff
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Lover of depressed middle aged men 🔞 @phaloclitoris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Little nervous to post here for the first time but heya Here's a couple of MSpaint drawings I did of Hector over the summer, I love his epic hairy boobs #greatgodgrope
Hector lifting his shirt up to reveal his belly/boobs while looking coy towards the camera.Hector naked and lying on his side, leg lifted up to reveal his vulva and t-dick, looking with a cheeky smile towards the camera
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