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🦠 Phage

@phage.bsky.social
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Quality analyst, automation engineer and security enthusiast. 🌠 Whimsy on crack is my North Star. 🌏 The bottomless mimosa of bad tech policy, Australia.

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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
All the cookers coming out of the woodwork to object to the vaccination. "They have immune systems, they don't need it" Says man who is an ornithologist only in the sense that he looks at the birds in between the pages of Maxim magazine.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"Is your pasta listening to you? Saucy Conversations with Preggo - next up on Sick Sad World"
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Looking at the rise of AI and how much slop AI art is being generated everywhere makes me really feel the need to start creating art again. I come from a family of very accomplished artists but never considered myself an artist. But that's not true, I create art - I am an artist 🖌️🎨.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
This is honestly the gayest Olympics ever, and I'm including Ancient Greece here.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
You don't go to McDonald's first thing in the morning because you are in control of your life.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
I've done it, I've managed to escape the darkest dungeon of unemployment.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
My little dude, halo and all.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
I want my garden to look like the cosmic horror of The Colour Out of Space, the asteroid has landed and everything is changing.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
When are we going to get historically accurate dinosaurs in media? I want to see smaller nightmare bantams, horrifying feathery turkey raptors, bloodied dread ostriches. Giant hissing peacock dilophosaurus fanning its feathers like a frilled lizard. 🦖🪶
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
My little dude sitting on his magic carpet while watching live action Aladdin 🧞
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Monday serves up just 2 new open positions. Dazed, reeling, about to break - jobseeking is the Darkest Dungeon. But we cannot have a meltdown. Embolden yourself and become...
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
Hackers was released this month back in 1995. Queue up since 'Halcyon On and On' for one of the greatest movies of all time that put infosec on the map.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤 😪 It's time for Clinomaniacs 😵 And we're drowsy to the max 🤤 All we do is kick back and relax 🥱 You'll sit up, then you collapse 😴 We're Clinomaniacs! 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
There's no hiding the fact that you are from Melbourne* when you have your own cold brew in tap. *I guess I could also be from Portland right?
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
First run of Fear & Hunger: TERMINA down. I had my arm lopped off. Killed so many good people including a former child soldier, crippled by heroin addiction. Who had been my faithful companion up until the end. All at the whimsy of a God. This is going to sit with be for a while. #FearAndHunger
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Vegan pies, Crikeycore AF #Straya
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Making Crikeycore happen 🇦🇺
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
It's a nostalgia themed bottomless boozy brunch at my favourite haunt Hail Lilith. With @antaresthebull.bsky.social. They even gave us lil bag of Tasty Toobs. The 90s never died.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
I pray at the altar of The God of Fear and Hunger. Fear motivates while hunger keeps us moving forward. #FearAndHunger
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Here it is, the Ogah-Ogah burns sending out fears up into the ether. A beautiful end to the festival.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
It was a 12 hour rave and performance ritual that had slowly descended into chaos. Drawn in, amongst the strobing lights and distorted techno - you couldn't help but participate in the ritual. While a naked man stood in a mud pit, smearing the dirt upon himself. This was my favourite place to be.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Day 3 of Dark Mofo. I had changed hotels and spent an hour or so playing Fear & Hunger 2: Termina, waiting for darkness to fall. Once it did, I set out and found myself in Fear & Hunger. #trance #fearandhunger
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
This journey into 🔥hell has turned out to be so incredibly important. I have not been OK for quite a while if I am honest with myself. But now, now it looks everything going to be ok.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
Fulu Miziki - Let's Gooooo!!!
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
When I said 'Dankest & Dirtiest', I meant it. It's great to be filth all over again 😶‍🌫️.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 10/06/2023
Ended up finding & hanging out at the dankest and dirtiest dive bar that Hobart had to offer, playing BreakCore all night 🔨💥🔊. As if I was back in my 20's. Even had an old face from the Melbourne scene show up and hit the decks.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
Squarepusher was more of a freestyle experience than a planned performance. While there was a bit of hit and miss throughout the night, when he hit, it got hard. And we still got served 'Come on my selector' at the end.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
Heading out on my flight to Tasmania for DARK MOFO. This is the first time I'll be away for more than a day and the little dude knows something is up. Poor guy.
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🦠 Phage @phage.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
I've made it to Bluesky. And I've managed to keep the same handle I've held on Twitter since 2007 despite so many feeling they were entitled to it over those years. I was using this handle on mIRC back in the 90's and it wasn't awful - so it's staying. Sorry guys.
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