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David Muller

@phaezen.bsky.social
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In an age of performative cruelty, kindness is punk as fuck. Be punk as fuck

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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 10h
30 Souf Efrican Ronds a litre for petrol next week. Fok.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 15h
Who authorised this?
Today
Wed 09/30
High 34c
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cape Town water storage levels hjave crossed into "drought response" from "early drought response Actual response fromt he Mayor and city council: Nothing.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Conservatives never let facts get int he way of fearmongering
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's be clear here, OpenAI and other LLM companies are not suddenly concerned about the dangers of AI. They want legislation to make it more difficult for new competitors to enter the space.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, eating a 2am garage pie: Best fucking idea ever. Me, vacuuming my car out the following day: Why the fuck did I think this was a good idea?
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's pro tip. If nobody else int he interation is laughing, then the correct response is: "Shit, I am sorry. I overstepped the line and will try my best to not to in the future." NOT "It is just a joke, sheesh no body knows how to laugh any more"
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DiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would genuinely like to know what level of successful streamer you have to be at for Blizzard to this openly ignore you repeatedly violating their TOS
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me: gets informed I need to do some urgent work this afternoon. Me: clears schedule. Me: still waiting for instructions an hour later.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
File under "I won't tell anyone I won the lotto, but there will be clues"
7 string multiscale bass with a purple body.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck AI slop for making my suspicious of cute animal videos. I hate this timeline.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Shot. Chaser.
Side by side articles.

The first from Forbes, dated April 09 2025 with ehthe headline "Viral Shopify CEO Manifesto Says AI Now Mandatory For All Employees"

The Second from Fortune, dated September 17 2026 with the headline "Shopify CEO says employee's 'slop grrenades' are making more work for everyone else.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A guitarless guitar. People are awesome www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt9U...
youtube.com
I Built a Guitar With No Neck or Body
YouTube video by Burls Art
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cape Town dam levels up nicely after the rain last week, but still hovering on the early drought/drought responce border
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kevin also looks like he has OPINIONS about the dog friendly sign
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This was within living memory. The last known person living in an iron lung died in June THIS YEAR.
Patients in iron lungs in a polio ward in the 1950s
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Weather app you are on crack, 40km+ gusts of wind is not "good running conditions"
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
time for a midweek mood check! use a gif, pic, or vid to share how you are feeling today 🖤
static.klipy.com
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Orange 47 is going to absolutely blow a fuse about the feb going against his divine wishes.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People who don't respect explicitly communicated personal boundaries and then act all surprised when you get upset with them.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cape Town's water storage dipping into Drought Response territory. Zahid Badroodien has been going on about the City being unable to implement drought resonse due to other users not doing thier part. The city's own press release paints a different story.
Graph of Water Storage in the Western Cape with levels going from Emergency Drought Response (Red), Accelerated Drought Response, Drought Response and Early Drought Caution.
Current storage as intacted by the black dotted line is on the border of Early Drought Caution and Drought Response.Graphs showing the water usage of The City of Cape Town and Other users of water.  While the city is on projected usage, other users have used significantly less water than projected.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
US Military uniforms inspired by *checks notes* Starship Troopers reinforces the need for everyone to study at least a basic level of media comprehension
United States Space FOrce dress uniform, inspired by Starship Troopers.  the cut and insignia give clear fascist coded language and would not be out of place on the Death Star or 1940s Germany and italy.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All I want is an easy to find toggle on Youtube and other media services that would allow me to opt out of recieving AI generated media
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How about we all jsut take the day off and do nothing? They can't fire everyone.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cape Nature is doing free enter on the week of the 19th www.capenature.co.za/news/2026/ex...
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
South Africans, Sanparks free entry week starting tomorrow More details here: www.sanparks.org/events/sa-na...
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
South Africans, Sanparks free entry week starting tomorrow More details here: www.sanparks.org/events/sa-na...
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At the "don't press the disconnect button" part of the new POE2 league
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All wind, no rain. Cape town is rapidly heading towards drought response
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh they are saying Fuck You, just not to the orange menace
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The more I read about it the more convinced I am ti West does not understand the premise of A christmas Carol
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chatgtp, how do I make my youtube thumbnails stand out
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spring has sprung* The grass is Ris I wonder where the birdy is Some say the bird is on the wing But thats absurd The wing is on the bird. *by the meteorlogical definition, Astronomical spring is 23 September, Solar spring is 1 August** **For the Southern hemisphere
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
remember when game series were good because the same people made the sequels?
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"I'm going to headbutt someone."* *I am going to ask nicely that they maybe consider paying me, please
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saturday IT support for parents, always puts me in a good mood </sarcasm>
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Scenes from this morning's walk
Grey skies, dam on the left, canola in the far distanceMeerendal DamCanola
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Online multiplayer game lobbies have leaked into the real world.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cape Town Dam levels yesterday 76.8% down from 77.8% last Monday. 2025 level: 91.7% Almost certainly heading into the 2015-18 range unless we get significant rain
Grapg showing the water storage inCape Town over time from 2008 till current.

Peak for 2026 is below 80% for the first time since 2018
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger Def Tiger
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Natasha Joseph @tashjoeza.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Monday
A giant cat superimposed upon the sky looking down at a traffic jam. It declares wake up superstar capitalism demands your sacrifice
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Inspired by a convesation with friends, exercises every ablebodied adult should be doing. Pushups (Full is preferred, kneeling is fine) Situps Assisted Pullup (use a tabe or other sturdy furniture) Bodyweight Squats. These are the "Can you pick yourself up if you fall exercises"
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cape Town peeps, the City of Cape Town water page has not been updated with dam levels in 3 weeks, anyone know what is going on there?
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Balljazzeled? Scrotmaxxing?
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mage Blood and Progenesis within 24 hours, Path of exile 3.29 going well.
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A solid 5
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Need to go do some light shopping. Sun's out, no wind although it is still a little on the chilly side. Do I go for a sneaky bike ride? Y/Y #motosky
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David Muller @phaezen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Daily affirmation
Treat your body like a data center

Consume as much water and literature as possible

Upset local city councils with your existence
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