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Phaedrus

@phaedrus.bsky.social
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Frumious Bandersnatch MDNI, 18+, I repost NSFW stuff sometimes

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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oliphaunts.... PREPARE!!! (am I doing this right?)
Screenshot of Colonel Hathi's elephants (and Mowgli) from Disney's Jungle Book
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Although I now feel like I'm being mocked.
Me getting nothing twice in a row
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don't worry. It's not personal.
Me rolling 1 twice in a row
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, here's me! I am sadly empty-handed at the moment because I've just rolled -1 twice in a row. Clearly I'm due for a change in luck...
A humanoid sprite wearing a chainmail shirt, leather(ish) pants and a dark hood to keep the sand out.
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mosaic detail of a leopard eating someone's face
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@middleearth.quest Why can't I keep both and have a dragon-helm to go with my dragon-scale armor? And while I'm asking, could I get a dragon to ride on, please?
I have found a dragon-helm, and already have dragon-scale armor, and can't keep both...
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When you find a pygmy seahorse, and you have the wide-angle lens on your camera :( A photo of someone taking a photo of a pygmy seahorse might be a bit meta, but it's the best I could do. 🤿 #UnderwaterPhotography
A diver taking a photo of something tiny on a sea fan. A dive guide is next to her.
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@middleearth.quest This is great, but can I get dragonscale armor for my mûmak as well? We'd be invincible!
A Mumak Rider of Harad has found some dragon-scale armor
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A pizza base
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
From Reddit. No idea if they actually did this, but I'll laugh like hell if it happened
Alleged very rude chants from England fans at the World Cup
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If you have a trillion dollars in a world where children are starving, you're not a visionary, you're just a cunt.

Picture of Elon Musk.
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
One problem with visiting SWs is that I can no longer see things like this without laughing for all the wrong reasons.
Conversation in screenshots:
 - You like Greek?
 - I love Greek
 - I don't eat octopus though, anymore
 - They're too intelligent
 - That's right.
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Iceberg, with "How pathetic people think JD Vance is" at the top and "How pathetic he actually is" below the water
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
List of Canada's 11 seasons
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Aaaand... scene. I'm done with the Nazi CSAM site.
Twitter screenshot after account deactivation
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Cartoon illustrating where redheads come from
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Hope you had a good time today, NYC!
Screengrab from a Zohran Mamdami PSA. He is standing up against a large vehicle with snow chains on the wheels.

The text on screen reads: It looks like at least 8 to 9 inches if not more.
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
PSA: given that there's some disturbing shit going around this morning (footage of another ICE murder, and apparently it's *bad*), here's some setting you may want to disable. In a browser they're under settings->content and media.
Screenshot of settings relating to how videos are handled in Bluesky
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
They've still got some catching up to do
A screenshot of the top five blocked accounts on Bluesky. ICE is third, behind the White House and JD Vance
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
This is what I see...
Screenshot of profile
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Fake ad: Airpods, now with a convenient concealable subwoofer.

The subwoofer is a buttplug.
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
it's every bit as stupid and racist as you'd expect.
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Just a few more days, ladies... then you can be shot of us for good!
Sensationalist news headline from 2016: REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
"You will be visited by three spirits" The three spirits
The Spanish Inquisition, from the classic Monty Python sketch
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
FYI... I'm not familiar with Sunroom, but this is not very impressive
Error message from Sunroom
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
Album cover for The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This has been going around a lot. But to some extent, I'd say: the important thing right now is to get into the habit of doing it, and it'll become easier with practice.
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Drop a ship that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek
A black-and-white picture of the Bluenose
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Phaedrus @phaedrus.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Me, flirting
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