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Mum says I've inherited a generational talent for making large cakes so ner.

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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#PGTips Cleaning something? Always two buckets. Evie, looking on enviously... THERE'S BEEN A HOSEPIPE BAN, EVIE, OK? Alongside the Deform Council saying there's no climate crisis in Nptonshire 😵‍💫
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A wild Daihatsu Fourtrak giving off strong Studio Ghibli vibes in the first pic Timberline 🤌🏻
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, Cardle, not the Cadillac CT5 for a THIRD time. Cardle 2/5 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"This week in: Tales of Unease. Sit back, and enjoy..."
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me innocently trying to get some backup on my plans to screw a mirror into a sliding wardrobe door: "doot-de doooo..." Spooky flipping picture on advice website:
A picture of a mirror hanging on the wall of a softly lit bedroom with a woman dressed in black in the reflection - only she's so close to the mirror in the reflection that the image should show her in the room with her back to us given the proportions. Therefore she is a very pretty smiling ghost.
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Am I the only one with a crush on Standish? #SlowHorses
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cardle, here, being very silly for me today.
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"ADHD is probably the worst-named condition in medicine." This has been slowly dawning on me and why 'neurodivergence' has been my go-to word instead of ADHD. This is a great presentation from Dr Heidi Phillips (a specialist GP in neurodiversity) via Clinical Partners youtu.be/i6N2ZpmNVjw?...
screenshot of youtube video by Clinical Partners and the Oxford ADHD & Autism Centre with Dr Heidi Phillips on the left and a list of points outlining why (per the subtitled text) "ADHD is probably the worst named condition in medicine"
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rare! But nobody cares. @rarebutnobodycares.bsky.social #Nissan #Micra160SR #Chrysler #FifthAvenue
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not many Lego style kits appeal but this is flippin excellent 🤌🏻 #hotwheels #chevy #Silverado #doesitcomeinblack
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
STREETKA!
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#Keywords > 23 September 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 7✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 4✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 2 🔥 Play streak 11 keywords.bagpuss.org
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mike Batt, recently: #Wombles #Wimbledon #CommonAreWe #misheardlyrics #fuckoff @mikebatt.bsky.social
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Advert for Prad Bitt's film with a dog comes on: My head hears:
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today I'm genuinely trying to buy a boomerang and this comes up on a listing... 👀
an am*zon advert for an indoor boomerang detailing both 'Free Returns' AND an amber alert at the bottom advising that it is a 'Frequently returned item'.
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Milton Keynes' Honda Stepwgn Spada glory hole, today. #weirdcarbs
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hands down the most pleasurable way to get a headache is a B-road nimble behind a 205 Rallye tuned to 102bhp with a straight thru exhaust (and Claude the Boxer in the passenger seat) followed by a ramble chat in the sun. Andrew isn't on bluesk, but he runs the excellent Spinal Track charity 🙌🏻
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Out for a hoon and a coffee with Bayliss.
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"yeah, no, er... that's a typo, lads. Unless I'm missing the connection with this British ale and North African Muslims of the Middle Ages."
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It almost looks lithe, sprightly. Delicately poised. As if its mass doesn't generate its own gravity field. Come on, #BMW #MDivision, lighten up a bit (a lot). #M5
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LWIL the Honda E's rear track (and therefore arches) is wider than the front. Like a Ferrari Testarossa. Makes parking using mirrors a little trickier 😬 I get out thinking I've done a decent job BUT NO. It's basically a Japanese Luce, if we're honest. #weirdcarbs #lastweekilearned #HondaE
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's a #PGTips Monday! Yknow those small plastic bags meats (and other bits) arrive in from supermarket home deliveries? They make perfect food caddy bags!* #recycling #UK (*IF they don't have holes in AND the council food waste processing plant accepts any bag like Northamptonshire's does)
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This, in Boots, today: #Boots #signs #FrDougal
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Reader, I am inside Gary the Granvia #Toyota #Granvia #Gary
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gary the Granvia having their moment at our mates' wedding x #weirdcarbs
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me: "wassup?" Random gate:
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Then there was this Volvo S70 😍
A delightfully green and obviously well looked-after Volvo S70 saloon on factory 5 spoke alloys turns right into a side road in the rain with a large green tree and sandstone house in the hinterland.
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So proud of my little strippers! Stripping is coming so naturally to them it's amazing to see. What a wonderful potential vocation!
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#PGTips 🛹🛹 If you want to move a huge bed or similar in any location, simply pop two skateboards under it at the pivot point. Advanced Tip: pop one under opposing corners to turn it around almost on the spot! Finally decorating the last undecorated room! Time to get some colour up in its anus.
A biscuit coloured king size ottoman bed on grey carpet with a daftly papered wall in the background sits on a Death Skateboards OG skull deck on King trucks and Jart wheels putting a DIY shift inA biscuit coloured king size ottoman bed on grey carpet with a broweige coloured wall in the back ground sits on a random skateboard, a neighbour gave me one day, putting a DIY shift in
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This week I learned... #GaryNuman #GaryOldman
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Alternative album cover... of doom.
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've jury-rigged my butt. My butt was unprepared for the deluge.
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Quite appalling. The mind boggles.
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Blockhead Motors Tamiya parade on track! #rccars #weirdcarbs #stadiumtrucks www.instagram.com/reel/DcYZFGk...
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
These absolute units are available for single figures in WH Smiths at the moment, lads:
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What would be a fair penalty for retired people driving around during rush hour and school run times? 3 points and a fine? Bursting two tyres on opposing corners? Blocking geebeebies on their tellies?
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mid-life crises are a helluva drug 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This polestar is an obscenely large vehicle. Too big. And it doesn't seem to have a rear window? Or a driver that knows how big its car is.
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Last week's holiday was great and all, but it's not so relaxing entertaining and chasing after two young children! Lol we need a holiday afte--
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A Croatian Cube! Our taxi driver, the excellent historian, funny chap, and average driver, Vedran, has only ever seen one Cube. It's this one, and it seems to have some sort of informal role as a Pula airport taxi/shuttle because he sees it every day. #weirdcarbs #Nissan #Cube #JonnySmith
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
After 6 years of reading the books, it has dawned on me that Hairy Maclary's legal name is... Maclary "Hairy" Donaldson
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And some bonus hot corvid action.
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lovely spot for a solo breakfast blasting, through ONE functioning earbud, Crypt Sermon's timeless 'Christ is Dead' after a sleepless night of waking nightmares and imaginary catastrophes 🙌🏻 #blessed #caffeine #elvanse #protein #holiday #poormentalhealth #Croatia #CroatiasEuro96stripistheGOAT
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yes.
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I mean...
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Elite is right 🤌🏻 #weirdcarbs of Rabac, Croatia #Honda #Boushh #Elite250
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Croatians do Breaded Sprouts and I am down to clown all over town 🙌🏻
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Pete @pgtips.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This just in from our European correspondent:
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