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In the middle of obsessively watching anime to deal with The Horrors™️.

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petpluto @petpluto.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Is it so hard to not disparage teenagers in general and teenage girls specifically? I didn’t really shop Life is Good before but it’s a no - go now.
T shirt for dads that says “teenage daughter survivor”
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petpluto @petpluto.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’ve been in a Taylor Swift hole for about a year now and let me tell you - Her songs go hard. Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve is a masterpiece in the devastation of an unequal relationship between a grown ass man and a girl.
Lyrics to Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve:

And if I was some paint, did it splatter 
On a promising grown man?
And if I was a child, did it matter
If you got to wash your hands?
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petpluto @petpluto.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You know what? Maybe just don’t tell me until there’s a deal and the paperwork has been filed.
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petpluto @petpluto.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We’ve done literally nothing gracefully as a nation in our 250+ existence so I don’t anticipate that’ll change now.
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petpluto @petpluto.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton holding poster board signs à la Love Actually saying “If Donald Trump becomes President / He will kill us all”
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petpluto @petpluto.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I kind of think of myself as cultural Catholic, even though my parents consciously chose to raise me without religion (while also sending me to Catholic school for kindergarten). So I have a weird affinity for the church and an enduring love for Pope Francis. Rest in Peace. I will miss his ethics.
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petpluto @petpluto.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The Dems aren’t even trying anymore.
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petpluto @petpluto.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Conor Oberst and Bright Eyes starting their own 501(c)(3) to raise money for LGBTQ+ organizations while on tour really cements this as a good decision on my part.
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petpluto @petpluto.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
“Unlikeable women, we are told by decades of pop culture, need a valid excuse to be so unlikeable. Or else they need to be punished for going against the rules. Only a woman’s intense suffering can justify her unlikeability.”
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petpluto @petpluto.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
On Chapter 9 of this audio book and my god do labor and union laws in America need to be overhauled and my god are we not going to have the opportunity to do that.
Cover of the book On The Line: A Story of Class, Solidarity, and Two Women’s Epic Fight to Build a Union
By Daisy Pitkin
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petpluto @petpluto.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Reading: I Hate Men by Pauline Harmange.
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