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USDA Garden Zone 4A. Some kind of mom.

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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1. Blocking is magic 2. I love knitting ugly things
An unblocked hand knit sweater made of chunky two tone yarns The same sweater showing laxity and extra length while blocking
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Investigative Journalism Foundation @theijf.org · 05/10/2026
The Alberta government pays millions to cover oil and gas companies’ delinquent lease payments. Which companies had land rents paid by taxpayers in 2025? Gov’t agencies don’t track and summarize that data. The IJF analyzed thousands of documents to answer this question. zurl.co/IuOMT
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I accidentally stumbled upon an AI generated baby rave tonight. Kids loved it.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is just Creator Clash
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who up getting kicked in the jaw and throat by their sleeping toddler?
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The fastest my son ever fell asleep was to the deep wisdom of a portable air conditioners maintenance manual
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm a Canadian in a conservative area and I'm a lil incredulous of this. One of the most conservative provinces is flirting with succession and, consequently, joining the US.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Okay to be fair now our whole continent is built around cars and it's difficult to walk anywhere and transit sucks and the air is unhealthy anytime you have to walk next to a roadway (always!) and tires have put a bunch of micro plastics in our water so like... YEAH.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My 4a ass is crying
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is this AI tho
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This is a lot more disturbing as an adult who learned about internal decapitation that can happen with a forceps-assisted delivery.
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Rachel Dratch's Iconic Yikes Face
ALT: Rachel Dratch's Iconic Yikes Face
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Us as parents, watching our infant daughter eat a ham sandwich Him: She's so beautiful. Baby girl: [stops eating, makes eye contact] AAAAAA! 😈
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
That's an endorsement of the discount and a lamentation of being Canadian.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Eyyy I just bought We Had It Coming and the discount basically negated the shipping cost.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
We see a Jacob Geller video essay, we click it regardless of thumbnail. EZPZ.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Both of my children
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This looks really close to what Alberta is doing to our major cities and it's so gross.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Moms want a better world for their children
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My baby smiles at people out in public and when they're captive in a waiting room and on their phones, they smile back, but barely break eye contact from their phone. Bro, you're smiling at your phone. It doesn't count unless you make eye contact. Are people's brains melting??? Tf.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I think I found a manicure person and I'm prepared to spend $30 a month on fancy hands
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The comparison to Nazis wasnt ever hyperbolic
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I was delighted with the savings of skin-on bone-in chicken thighs, but it took me 40 minutes to process... idk how many. But maybe that is an act of love.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Gonna start posting about the mundane to take back my life from The Horrors
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Please say psyche
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Let the woims speak
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Apparently kicking out a tail light means someone can come back and murder you in broad daylight three weeks later. Cool cool.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
As a person who's dealt with babies, tummy time, shaping helmets and other concerns... Andrew Hubermans open-mindedness made his brain fall out.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A handful of yahoos are trying to secede and the rest of us are trying to dig our claws into Confederation 😭
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Hard not to doom scroll when there's so much doom
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Me fruitlessly calling my representatives and urging others to do the same
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Also calling those two numbers means that they have record of people not being pleased with vaccine rollout and maybe they will make changes?
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I called at 7:28am & it took me through the menu by 7:32. Still 10th in queue by that point. I called both the Health Advocate and Patient Relations offices to gripe. If you can't get through 811, call the Health Advocate and leave a message. They'll call you back & should be able to help you.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
If you're in Alberta, calling patient relations about the stupid vaccine booking process is faster than actually calling to book your vaccine. 811 hung up on me because call volume was too high. Patient relations had a person I could talk to almost immediately. Just a thought.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Clickup is p good for this but you have to build it out. I hear Trello is k, too
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Man, if you told me fifteen years ago that a president would say Rosie O'Donnell is a threat to humanity, I would have assumed you were riffing off of some weird joke I haven't heard yet
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I Mother Earth for Our Lady Peace. Played to a half empty gymnasium in Grande Prairie but still gave 'er
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
For me, later
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Renaming my baby Shai-Hulud because I have to walk in a very specific way otherwise I am under threat by her.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I picked this song on the jukebox when my dad would take me to the bar in 1998. I was 6, though.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I wrote the Premiers office about this. It's not going to do anything but at least I can make my opinion known.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I am ready, I am excited. 👀
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I don't have much to say apart from ow, my back.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Is this how we decide once and for all that you can't run a country like a business? Lol
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Harvest Moon 🌝
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I think Blue sky is feeding me AI photos of cats?? The entire internet is busted.
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Century homes are cute. Cold snaps are less brutal when your house has insulation tho
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I hope your overtime pay is plentiful and your vacation hours are refreshed
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petitjambon.bsky.social @petitjambon.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Y'ever try to get 40mL of liquid medicine into a two year old? I can tell you that the makers of home-use Prednisone have not.
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