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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 22/06/2026

Days like this I’m glad I don’t have to look audiobook proofers in the eye and explain myself

Screenshot of a PDF document, cropped to a square. Black text on a white background. There is a faint keyline box around the featured text. The featured text reads: BEAST read as BREAST

Screenshot of a PDF document, cropped to a square. Black text on a white background. Most of the text is censored with squiggly black lines. The featured text reads: And seized the beast. The word ‘beast’ is circled.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 12/01/2026

me, planning my morning run:

Screenshot from a local news website. The text reads:

News

Motorists warned of possible disruption as 'abnormal load' set to travel across island

The movement has been coordinated with highways services and police

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 06/11/2025

an explainer for topical ointments, you say? let me check the diary.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 06/11/2025

Here it is, the bane of my career

Screenshot of a Discord message. It reads: Update on this: Less I found another one, it seems that Edward Teach is voiced by Only Way is Essex star Peter Wicks?

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 05/11/2025

Some tidings, mateys. I’m Blackbeard in Civilization VII 🦜 Getting to bring Edward Teach to life in this legendary series was an absolute dream. And blimey, just LOOK AT HIM! My bloody beautiful piratey boy! Loads of people to thank, not least the best damn narrative team in the biz...

A promotional poster for the video game Sid Meier's Civilization VII featuring the pirate, Edward Teach. He stands in the foreground with a long, braided black beard and a menacing expression, wearing a black pirate hat with gold rim and a lovely long coat. He's holding a cutlass over his shoulder. The background shows a sunset over the ocean with sailing ships. Text on the poster reads: "Edward Teach, Pirate Captain, 1680 - 1718 CE"

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 31/10/2025

pov: you’re a *massive* house spider at a Halloween party and you’ve just been spotted by a mediocre white guy (happy spooky day, comrades)

Low angle photograph of me, a bearded male approaching his 40s, in a pirate costume because I’m super basic. But I’m giving you a big smile and firing approving pointy fingers at you. Happy Halloween.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 25/09/2025

Grounded reads only, comrades.

Photograph of a bald bearded man (me) overacting horribly in a sound booth. He wears headphones. There is a microphone in front of him. Please pit the microphone.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 20/09/2025

obsessed with the Time Lords’ new media wall

It’s a courtroom scene. There’s a big old screen attached to a wall. A delightful dude with a goatee is having a great time (it’s the Master). A load of bewildered actors look on.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 19/09/2025

new testimonial just dropped, cats. won't let it change me.

Black text on a white background. The area surrounding the words is blurred out. The text reads "Notes from the client said: We like Peter Wicks."

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 29/07/2025

delivering subtlety and nuance, as ever.

a bald man with a beard in a stripy t-shirt, standing in front of a microphone in a sound booth, using all his face in place of any discernible voice acting talent.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 25/07/2025

And a very happy almost-anniversary to my oldest outstanding invoice – so proud, I love you 🎂

A screenshot of the invoice overview section of an accounting software platform. The text at the top reads 'Overview'. Underneath this, text in bold reads 'Status - Overdue'. A pop-up box in black contains white text which reads 'Due 356 Days Ago'. The project name, amount, and amount due are all redacted.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 18/07/2025

Ho there, my vintage sci-fi lit squad. Had a lovely time narrating the first few books in James White's remarkable Sector General series. Prefer your space adventures pulpy, brimming with ET medical mysteries, and with added dinosaur? These are your cosmic jam: www.audible.com/series/Secto...

A promotional image set against a dark, starry space background. The headline reads 'The Legendary Sci-Fi Series Now On Audiobook.' Below are the covers for three books in the Sector General series: 'Hospital Station,' showing a massive space hospital; 'Star Surgeon,' featuring a doctor in a futuristic hallway; and 'Major Operation,' depicting a high-tech lab. The bottom of the image reads, 'Sector General | By James White, Narrated by Peter Wicks'.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 10/07/2025

life imitates art: dive-bombed by a gull, poo all over my slutty running hat, chased down the street by the beast

Keeper Gwylan – standing in the fortress of the Horns of the South and wearing his natty bird-scaring mask – from the videogame Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon. A subtitle reads "Are you ready for the next step in our fight against the flying, shitting enemy?". He's very normal.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 27/06/2025

good afternoon comrades, i hear you have a hankering for a slice of prime ~*{blep}*~

A small grey cat, lying down on a cosy bed. Her tongue is sticking out. Silly cat.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 14/06/2025

please, someone, make them stop

An AI generated image from a Green Party social media account. There are three cartoon figures with questionable limbs. One seems to be zapping himself in the face with a charging cable. The text reads “who you gonna call? Green Mythbusters”. I’m sorry, but what the fuck?!

It’s the Isle of Man Green Party, by the way.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 04/06/2025

still can’t get over the fact our local **Green Party** just fucking loves using gen AI for all their social posts:

Screenshot of a Facebook post. The text above the image reads “one tank, one vision”. A square image below features a man driving a car. Fumes are pumping out from the exhaust pipe. The license plate reads “next stop: EV”. The image is rendered in a colourful illustrative style. It’s clearly AI generated.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 14/05/2025

eBay, please, I am at work.

Screenshot from an email client. The unread email is from eBay. The subject line reads: Time for a little self-love, Peter?

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 17/04/2025

Login, Traveller! 🕸️ Last Epoch Season 2 is HERE! So chuffed to share I'm the voice of Masque, your friendly(?) Acolyte of Golden Silk. Hope you enjoy his totally benevolent vibes. Massive congrats & thanks to the brilliant team at @eleventhhour.games. Oh, and: Pet capybara. Supporter pack. Yes.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 15/04/2025

When you've got to stop this waste of time and money:

Michael Grade, a man with grey hair, is smiling.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 15/04/2025

"Vote for me, if you don't then you deserve what you get" Admitting you've been ignored for 23 years is a bold play in politics. But this champion slowly drove along in a Range Rover while a lovely elderly lady hand-delivered these masterpieces, so they've got my vote.

A very basic folded A4 pamphlet on plain white paper. The text is presented in a serif font. Some elements are redacted.

The text reads:

There is a certain amount of corruption goes on within the commission, I have been the victim of it myself but I can't say anymore about that because it was discussed in private.

There has been a lot talk over the last couple of years about a new toilet by Tesco (redacted) but nothing has been sorted yet - To much talk not enough action.

I have got to try and stop this waste of time and money

So if you think I am still up to the job vote for me, if you don't then you deserve what you get.

YOUR POLLING STATION IS THE PUBLIC LIBRARY IN THE TOWN HALL
The polling station will be open from 8am till 8pm.

PUBLISHED BY (redacted)

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 15/04/2025

Someone, please, just thank this person for the altered tables. (more rubble)

A very basic folded A4 pamphlet on plain white paper. The text is presented in a serif font. Some elements are redacted.

The text reads:

Here is a few of my ideas that no notice was taken of -

The reason a few years ago to destroy (redacted) was they had no fire escapes. I told them how to sort that out (took no notice) Now we have a very expensive heap of rubble.

We had the offer of a possible swap of the bus station for the ground we have just bought to make a new bus station, and we could have the old one as a huge building site and the busses would have no more bother at race times. No notice was taken.

I suggested the new (redacted) be heated with oil (still the cheapest) so they went for gas.

(Redacted) was closed down because the flats were said to be to small. Two flats could have been knocked into one, a lot cheaper than knocking down and re building. Its going to be knocked down (more rubble)

Now what have I done for the town apart from fight against stupidity and try and keep your rates down.

I provided one hundred thousand pounds for a skate park for the kids.

I saved seventeen thousand pounds altering tables in the town hall that I got no thanks for.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 15/04/2025

Hello chat. This wonderful example of local democracy in action popped through my letterbox yesterday. A symphony of hostility. You might enjoy it. There is nothing wrong with my brain.

A very basic folded A4 pamphlet on plain white paper. The text is presented in a serif font. Some elements are redacted.

The text reads:

TOWN COMMISSION ELECTION
Polling Day Thursday

I am eighty years old now, not very mobile and I have been one of your commissioners since 2002. I think I have served you well so I am asking you to vote me in for another term.

There is nothing wrong with my brain and I have never been afraid to speak my mind, common sense I'm afraid is not very common. I have put ideas to other commissioners and eventually they sink in, then they claim the ideas for their own.

Please ask previous commissioners what they have done for (redacted town name) apart from wasting your money and painting toilets silly colours.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 14/04/2025

when you are me, an award-winning narrator in the medium of audiobooks:

Text reads "Massively disappointing. There is a new narrator, who is amateurish when compared to the original one."

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 10/04/2025

Feels like an opportune moment to post gifs of Brett having a ruddy *wonderful* time

Jeremy Brett laughing uproariously and clapping his lovely hands.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 10/04/2025

You reckon you've got the world all sussed out Then you witness the Jeremy Brett pipe

A pipe featuring a lovingly carved effigy of the actor Jeremy Brett at the bowl.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 09/04/2025

narrating the next 12 out of spite, you cowards

Screenshot from Audible displaying a 1 star review

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 07/04/2025

Update: in line with our projections, we are currently experiencing high levels of very normality

Screenshot from Audible. It shows that an audiobook has received a 2 Star review.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 03/04/2025

New sofa. He hates it. He hates me. He hates you and he hates your nan.

A miffed-looking grey cat is sat on a sofa that’s covered in various blue and white patterned blankets. Although handsome, the cat’s expression is giving serious “get this out of here, get yourself out of here” energy.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 02/04/2025

Don’t want to make a song & dance (of ice & fire) about it, but… Voiced ~20 mardy dudes in Game of Thrones: Kingsroad. So if you’re wandering around Winterfell yelling “not him again” I can only apologise ⚔️ Enormous thanks to @soughtaftercast.bsky.social who is a wonderful force for good 💜

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 28/03/2025

dull content: running hyperfixation has been renewed, and it’s purely because the adidas evo sl is a ridiculously fun shoe to suffer in i want to kiss them (but a bit of poo got on them, so no)

Photograph of a white running shoe with black stripes on a foot with a grey carpet in the background.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 18/03/2025

Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

Screenshot from an Essex local news website. The headline reads "Human poo left in Broomfield phone box bought by parish council to turn into exhibition space". The accompanying photograph shows a red telephone box, surrounding by three parish council members. It's the best TARDIS team, and you know it.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 14/03/2025

Super-secret bonus content: Unflattering shot of me being Holmes in a Hound touring production when I was a small babyman (about 300 years ago)

Sherlock Holmes is kneeling on an uncomfortable outdoor stage floor, flicking manically through a book. It was a choice.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 12/03/2025

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooibos.

A mug on a wooden table. The mug is delightfully illustrated with an image of Sylvester McCoy as the 7th Doctor Who. He’s flanked by an Imperial Dalek and a Special Weapons Dalek. It looks pretty dangerous, really. Not the kind of thing you want to look at when relaxing with a cup of tea. Unless you like that sort of thing. Which YOU probably do, don’t you?

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 30/12/2024

Go Home Annie is OUT NOW on PC 🩸🦌 A cracking psycho-thriller set in the SCP universe... with an absolutely stacked voice cast! Managed to sneak in as the radio narrator. Huge thanks to Lovro & all the beautiful souls at @misfitvillage.bsky.social 💜 Get it 👇 store.steampowered.com/app/1939100/...

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 30/12/2024

And the energy going into 2025 is:

Sarah Palmer from Twin Peaks is holding her head and screaming

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 24/12/2024

Brought out the Christmas cheese too early.

The actor Peter Vaughan stares at a crown. A subtitle reads “I’m going to put it back.”

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 19/12/2024

when a guest steals your special chair.

A black cockapoo (oh grow up) is sat on an office chair. The office chair is mine. Her tongue is sticking out. A ridiculous creature. My arm is reaching towards her, my hand scratching her silly ears. Please just leave my chair, good friend.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 10/12/2024

Path of Exile 2. I voiced Draven. Loved every second. Still can’t process it. Endless thanks to Grinding Gear Games. Always in awe of audio teams (as we should be). But these folks have sorcery ✨ Here he is, getting battered by the Ranger — voiced by the *mighty* @chloeelmorevo.bsky.social 🏹

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 07/12/2024

Last time I bought this mag, it was around the release of Half Life 🪦

A hand holds up a copy of PC Gamer magazine. The front cover is an image of a female mage casting a spell. The main headline reads Path of Exile II - Exclusive Hands-On: The new action RPG master that’s coming for Diablo’s throne

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 06/12/2024

Lots of things to announce over the next coming days, so I’m getting my apologies in early. Here. Have a cat until all this blows over.

A lovely small grey cat surrounded by silly toys. She is a silly small cat.

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Peter Wicks @peterwicks.com · 27/11/2024

Meanwhile, in the Isle of Man:

A screenshot from a news report. The headline reads ‘Thomas the Town Cat’ made ‘free feline’ following ceremony. The article is dated Wednesday 27 November 2024, written by Local Democracy Reporter, Emma Draper. A photograph shows a ginger Tom cat wearing a ceremonial collar. He looks proper smug.

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