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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig

@peterthepig.bsky.social
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It's gonna be my fault if we don't beat everyone at everything, coz I won't believe the guff that says "we'll beat everyone if you believe". A reminder: no human is illegal. What follows is a list of all the lists I want to be a member of:

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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Thames Water? A busted flush...
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh the ruination this will cause, especially to the bartering economy the serfs adopted when the previous fiat currency (spud-u-miss) fell into such scarcity it is no longer even sung about. #JustSaying
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
does the former Mrs Gove still do some opinion pieces for the DM? maybe she’s “The Chum” as she has the pedigree?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
was it Chris Mason??? only joking (I hope)…
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'd be a tad wary, cos it's an unusual name to have, for a Nigerian Prince. #JustSaying
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fife4europe #FBPE #RejoinEU @fife4europe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
MI5 chief Ken McCallum confirming Russia attempted to interfere in the Brexit vote raises a critical question: if foreign active measures had "no impact," why does Moscow keep spending millions on subversion today? Downplaying Kremlin operations endangers security. Why ignore hostile intent? (1/2)
theguardian.com
Russia did try to interfere in Brexit referendum, head of MI5 confirms
Ken McCallum says Kremlin attempted to influence vote through social media and TV reports but had little impact
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
a veritable pint of whining…
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
is there a song “you’re nicked, son”?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
is this a good time to point out that Reform are now against electoral reform, which is strange since one of the reasons given for the rebrand from Brexit Party to Reform, was to campaign for electoral reform.
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
have you tried turning the support off and on again?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
look you…
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Google AI says: “No, replacing historical figures like Winston Churchill with native wildlife on UK banknotes is not "woke" in any literal or standard sense; rather, it is a design shift by the Bank of England aimed at celebrating British nature and improving anti-counterfeiting security.”
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so if they win, it proves they are the biggest losers?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
last day of my holidays … so bog off hat-boy!
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“but nothing’s changed! nothing’s changed” - possibly the only time Mrs May was right about something of substance
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I saw a big-bugger wasp this morning - battling against some beige awnings it was… mind you I am on holiday in Sorrento so I guess wasp-cam finances wouldn’t stretch THAT far. Maybe a go-fund-me page would help?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
which made me think: if there was no lawlessness in the area, then what was he doing there? either wasting time and money or just turning a blind eye?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the graphic - does it allude to “Orange is the new black” - re the inmates money making scheme?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Commentator: That’s BS isn’t it?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it takes a special type of politician to say that the problems with the water companies is not down to privatisation … thinks that Brexit should not be undone ... and then proposes to do away with the environment agency. Doubling down on the “shit in rivers” policy of the last Tory Govt.
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how about the Jeffrey Archer Memorial Missile Exclusion Dome?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and how we can go about reducing the need for them…
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how will this play out with Kemi’s plan: “I will move further to the right, every week”? Are they playing the classic “long game”? Or looking to launch a Tory-Lite party under PR?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the guy from Rainbow
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
have they worked out whether they’ll charge Ireland for it? Or how they’ll exclude it based on the wandering and meandering border? Or whether it will include the channel islands? but exclude Cherbourg?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
also writes the critical commentary for itself… it’s all BS
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
perhaps they should aim lower then, and commit to change the colour of the tape?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
she’s nailed shit? strange behaviour if true…
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sounds good ! except for the creamed rice, obv
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Iron Maiden
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
or as a real punishment, in Bedford
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
attaching Sue Ellen to “Jordan” though … guaranteed to prevent me watching even 1 minute of it. I’d like to wish the “lady” from Hove well, but my empathy bypassed has finally arrived in the post some 63+ years late
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
uncontained?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think they are only really interested in a policy of DSJ ( desperately seeking Jezza ) in a weird bid to reunite / merge with Your Party in the purity of eternal opposition, tbh
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no start by detaching itself from a policy of unquestioning support for RW political opinion. it follows that LK and CM will have a harder task but it will mean that they either justify their huge salaries or walk away. it’s the policy that needs to change.
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
indeed 4 x salary to get a flat and I ended up with -ve equity - so had to let out the flat (once I’d moved in with my Mrs) before I could sell it. I count myself very lucky to have been able to do all that based on an IT dev job at the local council - how can young today achieve that, or similar?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s her real (only?) talent
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
maybe she’s turned 4 corners in record time?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ooh can I vote that the squirrel gets castrated instead? that’s democracy, that is
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you have to drink the cool aid to appear as cool as me, or else you’re dead to me. it’s a cult. possibly misspelt.
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is indeed a great mystery. we should ask the BBC and the other right wing news and current affairs outlet commentators to explain their behaviour, no?
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
surely before that we need an hourly straw poll to assess the wording of the referendum question…
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you forget she never makes gaffes…
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
maybe a hip n happening reference to Rohipnol use? You’d have ask him though….
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you’d have to be a braver man than many to mention her…
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the bad news is we’re down to 1 wagon, but on the bright-side we can all easily fit around it to defend it better… core strength. a good sound foundation. cut out the waste. lean. only the good ones left. choice. select. few
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“but it IS a new hospital, because we had to close the old wards to open up new private consultancy rooms…”
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
giving free stuff to high earners, and paying for it by closing down rainbow lanyard factories. again.
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they “wont be druv”
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Lord, such screaming! aka peterthepig @peterthepig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
beginning to sound a lot like A de Pfeffel J
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