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Peter The Apostle

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Setting the record straight on Jesus because Christian Nationalism is pretty effed-up, people.

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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Take it from someone who knows - the whole reason he died on the cross is so you wouldn’t have to 🤦 www.wdtv.com/2025/04/21/8...
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84-year-old man falls from cross during crucifixion reenactment in Weston
An 84-year-old man was critically injured after falling from a cross during a crucifixion reenactment in Weston on Good Friday.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Happy day after day after Easter, bitches #happyeaster
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Be the kind of citizen that makes your chickenshit GOP rep end their town hall early.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Download your Social Security statement. Download your data from studentaid.gov if you have student loans or grants. File your taxes ASAP. This saith the Lord.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Facts.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Be good stewards of your outrage. Thus saith the Rock.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Jesus wants you know. He was one himself. www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...
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Know Your Rights | Immigrants' Rights | ACLU
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Christian Nationalism has officially entered the building. And he sounds bored.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I can think of a few others that Jesus actually said something about…
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Ditto. I’d also add, don’t sign on unless you reeeeeeaaally feel you can walk on water.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Reason #5 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: the former is about the love of power. The latter is about the power of love. The two ain’t the same, bucko. #ChristianNationalism
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Reason #4 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: I had personal experience with two of the three members of the Trinity and these ain’t them.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A quote after my own heart.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Reason #3 that Christian Nationalism is not Christian: a bunch of privileged white people trying to play the victim? Nope nope nope.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Brought some Dagobah swamp mud for the newborn king, did I. Great for the skin, it is.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
For the record, Jesus hates shit like this. He told me last night over beers. Only way to impact the world in his name, he told me sipping his IPA, is to treat others like he did. If you feel the solution is to mandate faithfulness, you’re making it all about you. #ThusSaysTheLord #BeersWithJC
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Reason #2 that we know Christian Nationalism is not Christian: Jesus never sought allegiance with the State. In fact, the State had him executed so….. 🤔
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Reason #1 that we know Christian Nationalism is not Christian: The “Nationalism” part.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Guarantee when these idiots were kids they raided their families’ pantries of all the chips, retreated to one guy’s tree fort and taped a sign to the door that read, “KEP OWT”
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
BREAKING NEWS: Harold, the 13th disciple, reportedly ran off with the sixth loaf of bread. Jesus still managed to feed the crowd with the five left over, because Jesus.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This > “Sin-burn is prevented by Son Screen” 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Never will forget Jesus throwing a surprise birthday party for Bartholomew, complete with those candles you can’t blow out. Thaddeus thought it was the cast-out demon at work. #GoodTimes #HappyBirthdayDude #ToxicMasculinityMakesYouSayCrazyShit
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Stop making it hard on yourselves and everyone else - just love everybody and act like you love them. Jesus said to so…..
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It’s okay, he and his parents had to flee the country anyway. #JesusWasAnUndoccumentedImmigrant
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Rumor has it that to secure DJT’s nod for HHS Secretary, RFK Jr. had to agree to star in the upcoming documentary “Super Super Size Me.”
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Pray up, people. 🙏
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Benefits of resurfacing 2000 years after Jesus’ time to comment on the dangers of any religion getting in bed with the world’s greatest power as it’s in slow decline - same content, different name. #historyisprecedent
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Second hint: the Christian Nationalists are the ones with American flag underwear. So I hear.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’m not seeing “Leader with Very Small Hands.”
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Fear is at the heart of Christian Nationalism. One of Jesus’ favorite lines was “Do not fear.” Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Show of people who have said more than once, “I’m a Christian, but not THAT kind of Christian…”
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a bunch of hands are raised in the air with the website foxadhd.com written on the bottom
ALT: a bunch of hands are raised in the air with the website foxadhd.com written on the bottom
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Can we bring snacks?
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
So stupid. I prefer the Latin phrase we got tattooed on our arms: “Deus inprobus non est amabilis. Nunc frigidum agite, et aliquod ipsum bonum vitae agite.” - God is not a loveless jerk. Now chill out and do some actual good with your life.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Spot on. Also, Jesus used less words: “Get behind me, Satan.” It’s effective. Trust me.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Racism is the heartbeat of Christian Nationalism. Trump makes the heartbeat of racism in Christian Nationalism skip a beat. If that’s not clear, let me know and I’ll plug it into ChatGPT.
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Peter The Apostle @petertheapostle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hi. I’m Peter. Jesus is love. Christian Nationalism is not. With that cleared up, let’s go fishing. #jesus #christiannationalism #god #america
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