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Peter Swimm @peterswimm.com · 10/06/2026If you were to say use an internally very typed dialog like toon notation it would be even less readable but at least somewhat coherent: 110
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![what follows is a bunch of TOON notation
fixer4:
domain: ingest/authoring
status: home
column-roles:
state: real
drop-op: ignore
drop-at: unitize
drop-before: pii-step
guarantees[3]: not-scanned,not-in-director-prompts,not-in-exports
test: email-in-ignored-column-counts-zero
test-state: pinned
collision-avoided: true
collision: proposed-key-was-columns-route-cache
landed[9]{item,kind,detail}:
instant-read-lede,honesty,no-phantom-click-affordance
all-local-badge,scope,truthful
pii-copy,naming,metadata-columns-and-vault-travel
import-toast,count,skipped-empty-rows
parser-warnings,restore,detail-visible-again
analysis-recommends,disclosure,billed-compile-on-approve
new-construct,feature,hand-authoring-ui-path
inductive-
themes,provenance,stamped-with-source-corpus
numeric-label,type,preserved-in-example-picker
tests:
policy: red-first
own-suite: green
neighbors-green: 5
pending[4]: gold-pipeline,run-engine,reporting-prose,stability-surfaces
gates[3]: integration,full-suite,commits
gate-on: all-pending-home](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mdapnyhuea76zuzldfuchgh3/bafkreifah64xqjuptodgxff3wqjfht4wqp2nump6yzxjcdqfqkqqenmxtu)
