Peter Pan is a Vampire @peterpanisavampire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What breed of dog can do magic? A labracadabrador! 000
Peter Pan is a Vampire @peterpanisavampire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026People are often shocked to learn how bad of an electrician I am. 000
Peter Pan is a Vampire @peterpanisavampire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I just walked past my chicken coop and heard the hens clucking. Which is weird, since I don't have any chickens anymore. I think I have a poultrygeist. 000
Peter Pan is a Vampire @peterpanisavampire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The problem with watching old movies for the first time is that whatever made them great and innovative when they came out can now feel like a string of tired cliches. 001
Peter Pan is a Vampire @peterpanisavampire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You know why Pop Tarts exist but Mom Tarts don't? It's because of the pastryarchy. 000
Peter Pan is a Vampire @peterpanisavampire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Life is like a box of chocolates; it'll kill your dog. 020
