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" ... and these trade deals. Are they in the room with us right now?" Since Brexit, we've suffered an 8% loss in GDP, with new deals only making a 0.5% increase. Meanwhile, the EU has signed agreements with Mercosur, New Zealand, Canada, West Africa, South Korea and Chile.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Get it right up ye!", as we say in Scotland.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The rise of the 'But ... muh car!' vigilantes. 🙄

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There's an excellent brewery tap pub near me that has single person toilets with the sign 'Whatever ... Just Wash Your Hands'. Works fine.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Will it happen 'in two weeks', Chris?

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Thanks very much! You've been a great crowd! I'm here 'til Thursday! Try the fish!"

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

His tailor must really hate him.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Re-arrange these three words into a well-known Scottish phrase ... ''Tae', 'Get', 'F**k'.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I can hear Admiral Percy Fitzwallace's eyes rolling so hard ...

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have a bad feeling about this ...

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If I were one of Eric Schmitt's constituents, I'd be demanding he handed over all the money he's received while in government because he's obviously earned it under false pretences.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah ... it's as if watchers have the memory of a fruit fly.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They all think they're *so* clever, but a rational person wouldn't trust them with putting a nut in a monkey's mouth.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh, well ... that's alright then! Csn these people even hear themselves?

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They're *not* burnt ... they're 'caramelised', 'seared' or 'burnished'. Never explain and never apologise. ;)

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I would laugh a great deal at all the social media 'security experts' if this turns out to he true.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know we shouldn't go down the speculation line, but I really hope they turn out to be something mundane like fuel thieves after Farage, Tice, Oakshott, Lowe, Jenrick et al have have frotted themselves stupid over this. We just need Martin Daubney to shout, "Terror men!", live on G-Beebies.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The twists and turns these idiots are going to make over the next wee while will be a hoot!

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ooh! 'Big damage' ... I think I was at school with him.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Prepare the Braverman 'Not Real Brits' attack line!

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What's in the public interest, and what the public are interested in are not the same thing. Nigel's just trying to look relevant, as usual.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

'with them' not 'either them'. 🙄 Autocorrect strikes again!

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Apparently the Unionists - particularly David Trimble - didn't like Mowlam because a) she was a woman, and b) she was bracingly direct either them.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Britain is broken ... because we broke it!"

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Even gay people are saying, "No, that's far too gay!"

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I almost filled in a line on my Uniformed Racist Grunter Bingo card there! I love how they throw the term 'halal' around when nearly 90% of halal slaughter is pre-stunned, whereas none is for kosher. Also, they bang on about 'sharia law' but never mention Beth Din courts. Moronic twunts, every one.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

'Soaring immigration? Small boat crossings only account for around 3% of net migration, and the numbers have dropped from their 2022 peak. Most migration into the UK is from India, Nigeria, Pakistan, and China. Tom is dog-whistling in order to attract Reform/Restore/Rebirth voters. What a roaster.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's not an airport, Peter. You don't have to announce your departure. 🙄

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I would like to know how young Ryan is driving a Lamborghini Urus, which has an on-the-road price of £213,615. 🤔

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love it when journalists bring receipts.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yup. I think that's why some women are pushed forward by the GOP, e.g. Boebert, Mace, Loomer, Noem. The men think their support will get them 'something' in return. They're certainly not there for their political insight or tactical thinking skills.

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I would be genuinely interested to know the facts behind this. Does the suspension stem from taking unauthorised leave or bringing the company into disrepute?

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word 'No'. Betteridge's Law of Headlines

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Peter Jamieson @peterjamieson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is Mullins still a thing? I thought he'd buggered off abroad after he parked his Rolls on top of a retractable bollard.

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