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Peter Carlson

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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 8h
Screenshot of alxwhere from yesterday showing the wrong location of St Clement EpiscopalGoogle maps screenshot showing correct location of St Clement Episcopalwin screen of alxwhere, a pixelated version of George Washington crossing the Delaware, except he's crossing the Potomac with the GW Masonic Memorial in the background
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 21h
THIS THURSDAY 7:30 P.M. MIRACLE THEATRE IN D.C. BE THERE Beforehand show your ticket at one of these fine establishments to receive a discount on your dinner and/or drinks. americanccorchestra.com/tickets
the EASTERN
PRE-CONCERT
WIME SPECIALS
FOR TICKET
HOLDERS10% OFF
PRE-CONCERT Dinner

Oct. 15
MR. HENRY'S
601 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Washington, D.C. 20003TRUSTY'S FULL-SERVE

PRE-CONCERT DRINK SPECIAL
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
here take this, you earned it
Win screen from alxwhere for a perfect score of 3,000, a pixelated version of George Washington crossing the Delaware, except it's the Potomac eith the GW Masonic Memorial in the background
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
no kings only these guys
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Altered screenshot of Twitter from user @HelloCullen
me and my friends would've killed E.T. eith hammers i can tell you that much

"E.T." is crossed out in red and replaced with "liberty biberty"
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Goldeneye 007
Civilization II
Command & Conquer: Red Alert
Number Munchers
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Sim City 2000
Madden '94
Ken Griffey Jr Presents Major League Baseball
NBA Jam
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
these little shits are the reason the Mystics are playing their first home playoff game since the 2019 championship season at rinky dink Carefirst Arena FOH
Screenshot of Capital One Arena site with Jonas Brothers Concert on September 30th 2026.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
driving to Atlanta instead to save money
ticketmaster screenshot showing game 1 tickets in Atlanta for $89.25/seat
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
brb about to drop $1400 on Mystics tickets jfc
Screenshot from Ticketmaster showing the cheapest Mystics playoff ticket listed at $336.13
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this thing's gonna kick so much ass. use discount code procoro for 10% off. get on it. americanccorchestra.com/tickets
Flyer for a performance by American Contemporary Classical Orchestra in partnership with Pro Coro Alexandria of Ola Gheilo's Dreamweaver. October 15th 2026 Miracle Theatre in D.C.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it would seem that the appellant agrees with you
The sign, and other options
The appeal argues the confusion comes from next door. A large sign in the front and back yards of 3600½ lists five different addresses for the property, she wrote, though the house has one. Passersby have asked her whether there are vacancies next door, and delivery drivers have knocked on her door confused by it. If the goal is less confusion, she wrote, dealing with the signage would be far less disruptive than renumbering two established addresses.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
google maps has the goods
Photo from Google maps of a sign outside 3600 1/2 Russell Road that reads "DELIVERY DRIVERS
THIS PROPERTY IS
3600 1/2
3600-1/2
3600.5
3600A
3600 12
RUSSELL ROAF
MISDELIVERED PACKAGES WILL NOT BE GIVEN TO US!"
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You talk most like someone from Maryland -about 54% of your answers match a typical resident.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
Anson Mount, who plays Captain Pike in Star Trek Strange New Worlds, as Ben, Zoe Saldaña, who played Uhura in Kelvin timeline Star Trek, as Kit, Britney Spears as Lucy, and Taryn Manning as Mimi, in Crossroads (2002)
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Here are the providers who piloted it.
Graphic showing logos Advebt Health, Baylor Scott & White Health, Boston Children's Hospital, Cedars Sinai, HCA Healthcare, Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center, UCSF. From the OpenAI press release announcing the new EHR integration functionality.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is Monroe Ave b/w Russell and Hancock on The List
photo of the sidewalk ending on one side of Monroe Ave b/w Russell and Hancock. Ample street parking availability though.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As a rookie, Citron brought the ball up on 8% of the offensive possessions she played, per league data provided to The IX Sports. This year, that’s up to 20%.* And with her at the helm, the Mystics are scoring 115.1 points per 100 possessions this season — well above their season mark of 103.2 and nearly on par with the Indiana Fever’s league-best offense (115.9).
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
no new city revenue required
The roughly $2.5 million payout draws on three sources, according to Turner: the $500,000 state SOQ share already in the budget, the $1.1 million in additional state money the board appropriated Thursday, and $900,000 in vacancy savings — money budgeted for positions the division has not filled.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
With the Sky eliminated from playoff contention, Mystics are now guaranteed a lottery pick. Currently looks like they will have 3rd best odds at Juju.
current WNBA lottery standings from WNBA tankathon. Mystics own a pick swap with the Sky. Sky have the third worst two-year record, so the Mystics have the third highest odds of getting the number 1 pick.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the specific point at which this article fails is at this quote from an anti-trans protestor, provided with insufficient context. the context missing from the article is that no one is advocating for men to participate in women's sports.
"I know truth. I live in truth, and the truth is men are stronger than women. And when they enter women's sports, sports will change," one person told USA TODAY Sports. "Women's sports will definitely change by putting men in them. When they say there's only 10, it starts out as 10 ... So as someone who was an athlete and had a great time in all the camaraderie in women's sports, I absolutely want to save them."
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fall semester of Alexandria Children's Chorus starts Tuesday Sep 1st! K-6, no experience necessary. Free for the first two weeks to try it out. This year they're doing a Halloween concert! Art on the Avenue! Del Ray Tree Lighting! Fun! Learn more and register at alexandriachildrenschorus.org
Flyer for Alexandria Children's Chorus
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
Woodsman from Twin Peaks speaking into a microphone, "this is the water, and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the whites of the eyes, and dark within."
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
shootout to the absolute lifesaver lady who gave us her spare when we struck out
Sonia Citron bobblehead at Carefirst Arena
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
hmmm maybe hold off on Raising Arizona then
shot from Raising Arizona of a toddler in his carseat on the double yellow lines in the middle of a road
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poster for Season of the Witch (2011)
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
LEAST WANTED LEGO SETS: 1999-2000 Washington Wizards
Cover of the 1999-2000 Wizards Media Guide, featuring: (clockwise from top left) Head Coach Gar Heard, Isaac Austin, Rod Strickland, Mitch Richmond
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
had not previously considered the potential effects of AI slop on the trashy greeting card market
photo of a rack of greeting cards in a store, each with an ugly AI-generated/"enhanced" picture of an animal
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
when it's not tv/tablet time yet but she wants to watch Peppa Pig
A child's unfinished drawing of Peppa Pig's family, with discarded markers strewn haphazardly on top.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
some great joke gift opportunities for the sports fan in your life
Women's Carson Wentz jersey for $3.99
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Video capture from S5E1 of The Bear

Lionel Boyce as Marcus, seated in the driver's seat: "No matter where you are, this thing always tastes like this."

Will Poulter as Luca, in the passenger seat: "Honestly, for consistency, McDonald's should have a Michelin star..."
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación glass filled with Virginia Beer Co Short Stack Imperial Maple Brown, soccer match on in the background
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
got a sicko gift from my wife
sickos committee World Cup pausa de hidratación beer glass
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Google search results
AI Overview
No, you cannot make a mattock out of a MERV 13 filter. A mattock is a heavy-duty hand tool with a thick steel head used for digging, prying roots, and breaking hard-packed soil. A MERV 13 filter is made of lightweight synthetic media
Show more
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Poster for the film The Long Goodbye (1973, dir. Robert Altman)

A drawing of man in a suit (Philip Marlowe, played by Elliott Gould) holds a small revolver out in front of him, a cigarette hangs from his mouth. To the left of the drawing the text reads "'Nothing says goodbye like a bullet' - Philip Marlowe"
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Geno, buddy,
Ed Yong tweet replying to @jonathanchait

Saying nothing at all is an option that is permanently available to you, and that I urge you to more frequently consider. The same goes for tagging me into your thoughts.

2:48 PM • Feb 24, 2022
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Sun beat the Lynx somehow, so if Phoenix beats Chicago tomorrow, the Mystics will move into a tie for the lead in the Juju sweepstakes. www.tankathon.com/wnba
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Kate from Widow's Bay giving a speech at her cocktail party
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
ready
Kiki Iriafen bobbleheadMystics warming up at Carefirst Arena
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
me and who
The mom and dad in the NES commercial. The mom is seated behind him, with her hands on his shoulders, looking at him with an expression of love. The dad holds the NES light gun up, about to blow over the barrel as if it were really smoking.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
let other castmembers take the lead all season but took over in the 4th quarter like jalen brunson
K Callan as Ruth in Widow's Bay
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ol' Steve brought her back after she played Hanks's daughter in Bridge of Spies! Love that kinda stuff.
Scene from Bridge of Spies of James Donovan's family watching a news broadcast on TV. Eve Hewson plays the eldest daughter, seated on the right of the frame.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
PSA in case you were planning to go to an outdoor pool today. Nothing about this on social media or email. I needed to have looked at the city calendar in order to know this before arrival at the pool.
Signed posted on Warwick Pool door that reads:

Warwick Pool
Saturday, June 6
Closed

Congratulations to our Alexandria City Public Schools  Seniors graduating today!
In light of a number of our staff participating in graduation, RPCA outdoor pools will be closed today.

Please visit us at Minnie Howard and Chinquapin Aquatics Facilities, which are open on Saturday, June 6. For complete hours of operation, visit alexandriava.gov/Aquatics.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
the knicks
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Even when I remove personalization, to be clear.
Google search results for "alexandria brief" that shows the first result as alexandriabrief.com. there is also a banner under the search box that reads "These results are not personalized."
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This should read "larger districts." IIUC he is arguing for fewer board members, which would mean that each board member would represent a larger segment of the population. @ryanbelmore.com
Councilman Abdel-Rahman Elnoubi, who previously served on the School Board, pushed to keep board size on the table, arguing smaller districts would foster more competitive races. He said at least one school board district had gone uncontested in every election since 2009 except 2018, including the year he was elected. "For the better of democracy, for the better of the community having a choice in who represents them," the council should weigh reducing the board's size, he said. He also argued school board members should have some form of staff support, which could attract more candidates.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
one more bc ny brain is broken
Image in the style of a Star Trek TOS title card. Yellow text over the Enterprise orbiting a planet. The text reads:

THIS IS THE WATER, AND THIS IS THE WELL.
DRINK FULL, AND DESCEND.
THE HORSE IS THE WHITE OF THE EYES, AND DARK WITHIN."
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Image in the style of a Star Trek: The Next Generation title card with blue text over the Enterprise starship in orbit around a blue planet. The text reads:

APRIL - 1805

NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE
ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET
STANDS BEFORE HIM

OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Thanks @ryanreyna.bsky.social
Board members, including Ryan Reyna, pressed for a clearer public breakdown distinguishing central office staff who work in the building from those budgeted centrally but assigned to schools — special education teachers, therapists, English learner teachers and others. Turner said ACPS plans to adopt that two-category presentation in next year's budget book, mirroring how Arlington and Fairfax report their figures.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
🎯
We are not going to get multiracial democracy through bipartisanship. We are going to get it, if we get it, through a hyperpartisan Democratic party willing to gerrymander the fuck out of blue states, expand the Supreme Court, enfranchise DC and other territories which want it, hold tribunals, and toss Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley out of the Senate for supporting a treasonous insurrection.
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Peter Carlson @peterdcarlson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I do think most of the other departments that got higher increases were worthy investments (YMMV on econ dev). which is why I tend to think the city is not collecting enough revenue.
Summary Tables showing FY2027 expenditures by department. Some departments had significant increases while many had dramatic decreases.
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