Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Kermit would attempt murder if you didn’t drink his brand of coffee. If anything, Miss Piggy calmed him down. 180
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pretty sure I saw Doink Sommelier open for the Little Blue Crunchy Things at the Rave in 1994. 001
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Season finale of Reacher missed an opportunity here, for sure. What is Amazon even spending money on? 010
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social food- related heists in Philly are spreading 🚨🚨🚨 000
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Philly Meat Heist” definitely a contender for a Blaseball team name. 040
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I cannot believe this is a non-ironic photo to them. Are they wanting to get clowned on by their local FD? 160
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They’re not going to hold him to the same standard they held Hilary. Why would they start now? 021
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026What in the hell. That thing looks to be the size of a drink coaster. 010
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Played around with an old Vectrex consult a few months back at a convention. It was a cool visual treat be playing something on a CRT that was displaying real time vector lines instead of emulation. Like seeing a sunset in person instead of on a postcard. 120
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man at a deli, trying to return soup.” 020
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I don’t have a ton of regrets in life, but one is not buying the insane Dux book when I saw it at Barnes and Noble for 50% off in the 90’s. 040
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I do recall an episode of the R Lee Ermy show “Mail Call“ where an American soldier used the tiny bottle of Tabasco from an MRE to put sauce in his eye to stay awake on guard duty. 010
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Ah yes, famous liberal Matt Damon; who admitted only a few years ago his daughter had to chastise him to get him to stop using the r-word. 020
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Home Depot advertises their big storage totes as “Big enough for your 12-foot skeleton!“ and I think that’s wonderful. 030
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026static.klipy.comSkyline Chili: It's Skyline Time!ALT: Skyline Chili: It's Skyline Time! 000
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Would be great to run for a first down and then cut to Coach clapping and wearing teahouse inspired samurai armor and ridiculous swords with his headset. 100
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My friends and I would have beaten ai roboteacher to death with hammers I can tell you that much 080
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Doesn’t mention “drinking from the hose” so I’m gonna bump it up to millennial (hi back) 010
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It will be a long, long time before we see an opening ceremony that good. Definitely not for the LA games, I’m sorry. 020
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Stats like show why he wins so many playoff games! [hand on earpiece] Sorry, I’m getting an update here….. 000
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 12/07/2026autos still have a “dashboard” that is left over term from horse and buggy times. 020
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Me in 1959: “Dear god, we have to get out of Cleveland as soon as possible!“ Spouse: “how long before the attack hits?” Me: “Cleveland is under attack?” 030
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Me on July 4th: woo! America, baby! Me today: I would lay down in traffic for Binface. 030
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“If Books Could Kill” podcast did an episode on one of his books and it was wild. This dude is a horny little weirdo. 030
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Seems like a book about it would go a lot like this: youtu.be/xH2AB-Iq4iU?...youtu.beRobot Chicken - The Word's Most One-Sided Fistfights Caught on Film.YouTube video by GXT Plays 030
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 18/06/2026He’s certainly been invited inside for early afternoon rum by more than one lonely housewife. 0810
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I’m on to you, sir. You were just looking for the perfect context to brag about your awesome table. You are not warning anyone about anything. 080
Reposted by Pete RadkeThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/06/2026Why Politicians Fail To Understand The Elaborate Mythical Realm I’ve Made Up In My Head 331592294
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 16/06/2026This is some real “this is NOT who I am!” right after being caught on video type of energy 050
Reposted by Pete RadkeSonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I guess they got the non-woke president they were looking for. 476101572845
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 03/06/2026static.klipy.comTyler Durden: This Conversation Is Over! Fight ClubALT: Tyler Durden: This Conversation Is Over! Fight Club 000
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Contractor to Air Force after the discovery of the faulty $0.46 chip:static.klipy.comBut Did You Die?! - Ken JeongALT: But Did You Die?! - Ken Jeong 000
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Never had better falafel than when I visited a buddy in Cairo so your guy is on to something here. 000
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Is this people aiming directly for the water or do they park on the beach and have complete ignorance of tide tables? 000
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 18/05/2026“Your honor, we the jury request to dig up the CEO and shoot him again.” 072
Pete Radke @peteradke.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Finally somebody in this economy cares about my dick! 000
