Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The people who interrogate everyone at the table on what they are eating,then haven’t made their mind up when it’s time to order. 010
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why are that couple letting the teletubbies build their house? #granddesigns 020
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just chucked in £20, I might be in Middlesbrough next year,can I get a shot of the scooter to go up the shops for tabs and drink and have a daft laft with the lads up there. 110
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I was sure it was called “On the move” ? Or was that just the theme tune. 100
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Also none of these wankers have actually been paddle boarding,hillwalking or played pickleball. 111
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The one affirming thing about Tinder is the realisation all these people are single for a reason. 100
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There’s no money from me if A. There’s any subscriptions. B. There’s no CarPlay Your move GM. 010
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Well done the people of Clacton you deserve this. He’s really fighting for you. 050
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 18/07/202690 mins? As kids in 70s Britain games would last from morning until the guy who owned the ball had to go home for bedtime. 160
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels mate Adding that one to the bank. 101
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Why is it the neighbours job to pet to repel someone else’s cat that’s the cat owners responsibility to keep their animal from damaging other people’s property. 100
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026There seems to be a never ending stream of mobility scooters for sale second hand. Facebook and gumtree An unfortunate reality of the disability market. 100
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026It’s the same one,probably the guy thats shagging your wife/mother (delete as applicable). 000
Reposted by Peteleplumb 𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I need this in my life! 0185
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 22/03/2026You can prise my glee from my cold dead conscience when that happens. 010
Reposted by PeteleplumbAngie and the Westies 🏴 @angieandwesties.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If you're a voter in Scotland, please, please, please do not vote Reform. 032
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Private eye undermining the thoughts and prayers movement that’s doing unprecedented work in the school shooting industry. 000
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 13/02/2026When the Saudis have more shame than you that’s saying something . Looking at you Americans. 010
Reposted by PeteleplumbGareth Jones (Gaz Top) @garethjonestv.bsky.social · 22/01/2026The definition of striptease, dirty air & The Auton invasion stopped by autonomy. BRAND NEW Gareth Jones On Speed ep 537 with @a1goy.bsky.social Alex Goy & Zog OUT NOW www.garethjones.tv/onspeed/onsp... #podcast #cars #f1 #AudiF1 #HaasF1 #Geely #CaptainScarlet #comedy 032
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Betcha it was tomato ketchup flavour Tudors, Soft lad gave yourself away. 010
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Never mind,some Londoner/Morningsider will have to pay to clear it up from their air b&b. Elie almost deserted this time of year. 000
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 08/12/2025To be fair it’s easier to go to an all expenses paid junket to Abi Dhabi than get to Clacton and actually do some work. 020
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 08/12/2025As a tradie I’d need a release form signed in triplicate and lodged with a lawyer before I shagged a client. Heard to many horror stories of guys that thought the customer was up for it. 000
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Like watching the titles of dads army that picture “Dead dead alive dead” 000
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Can we do the same for women’s football teams,it’s not Arsenal vs Chelsea unless It’s actually them because if it’s not you can tell. 010
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Good news,future veterans will only know how operate leaf blowers. Try fucking up a church with one of those bad boys. 000
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025We honour the deaths of gun victims every day. By not continuing to shoot people every day. 010
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Just had to punch the wife in the arm four times there. She’s not impressed with you. 000
Peteleplumb @peteleplumb.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Deep state have engaged level “sandwich chucking” Better warm up the nukes. 020
