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Pete Kruger

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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 1h
Ope, just gonna assimilate you there friend. You could resist, I guess, if you really want to, but it might be futile and all, but you just do you ok.
Map of North America but it's all various bits of Minnesota
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 1h
He's a dementia patient.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 8h
My understanding is that it works off of highly compressed air, but even still, given the tendency of this guy's stuff to be wildly underengineered and explodey, imma very much gonna sit this out for the foreseeable ever
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 9h
I got a formal reprimand put in my file at one place I taught because I kept granola bars in the back cabinet that kids could have if they were going hungry at home, because I needed parental permission. I didn't have enough desks for one class. It's laughable to think we had an operating theater.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 23h
Look, I grew up with the Brewers in the 90s and aughts, god damn does this feel good. I really don't think either Cleveland or Tampa Bay is playing well enough to take them on. Gotta play the games, but man is this nice.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 23h
BREWERS WIN THE PENNANT FUCK YEAH
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The Brewers are playing with just so much heart right now. As someone who grew up with them in the 90s and early aughts, it's just so fun to watch this team. Just scrappy, never give up baseball.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Ope, we'll have you pronouncing bag right in no time
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Enshittification comes for us all eventually
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Saving Private Ryan for Tax Purposes
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The Martian for Tax Purposes
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I mean it's not NOT what you sound like
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Also National Treasure for Tax Purposes
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Alan Tudyk thinking about paying taxes
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Resident Alien Bullshit
ALT: Resident Alien Bullshit
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
But traditions and norms clearly mean little to them when they want to break them. Assigning some opinions to Alito knowing how cruel and horrible they would be written is a choice. Given that, I don't know that the race to the bottom holds as much threat as I wish it did, as it's already there.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
For all of Roberts' handwringing, he has done a lot to undermine the legitimacy of the court. This has, of course, accelerated significantly now that he can no longer be the swing vote driving slower, more measured swings to the right, and he and ACB are struggling to hold the center.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
For what it's worth, I generally agree with the problems you raise and the consequences of expansion. I *do* question whether this particular court has the self-introspection to pull a modern "switch in time that saved nine," though.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There's a lady a few blocks down who moved up from Tampa to be closer to her kids last spring and she was dying this summer. She couldn't believe it. It really hits different. The winter I can take, like you can always put more layers on. But there's only so many you can take off.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh, I get it, I've spent some time down there and was out in Medora, ND for a summer during a stretch where it didn't get below 100 degrees even at night. And it still wasn't as bad as 85 degrees up here with 478% humidity.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Brasel's all right. She isn't a hack, she's a solid jurist and fair.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
😂 I promise the heat is worse here! I would rather be in AZ in 110 than where I am at 80-85. The humidity is the killer.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you're right on the shore like we are, it's not actually too bad. We get some cold spells, but with climate change, we've actually had more problems with heat and mild winters. You'll get the occasional polar vortex dropping to 30-40 below, but usually not for long.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Or the Twin Cities.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Duluth, Minnesota!
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
She is baked out of her gourd
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The minute you accept some people deserve fewer protections than others, it just turns into a fight about who is deserving. And that, friends, is how you get concentration camps.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
In law, there's an old saying: don't accept the premise. "If you do it to us, we'll do it to you" accepts that their premise is valid to start with. Same with the trans panic: the premise is invalid. Normalizing throwing marginalized groups under the bus is wrong, period.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I was about to say, never count the Crew out! This is a scrappy team that can always come back late!
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm in a pretty good state, but between gov't wage freezes three years in a row and benefit cost increases, I make less now than I did 3 years ago takehome and things have, uh, not gotten cheaper. 😭 We're down to 1 kiddo on WIC now, but at least they still qualify for Medical Assistance.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
🫂
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Once again, if I had the mind control power to turn your kids trans, I would 100% use it to get them to turn in their homework on time first
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Remember how he had to be confirmed because he was the only one who was going to rein in abuses at the DOJ because Trump would listen to him?
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Michael Fassbender: Perfection
ALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
JFC
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So they are admitting they didn't have probable cause for this warrant
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I want his very name to be a curse such that his children change their identities
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How'd that work out for Jimmy Carter again?
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If I submitted this to a court, I would be sanctioned within an inch of my license
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Depends on how you spell it
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This! I had a dad who DIYd everything (some good some not), but I learned how to be handy at a VERY young age! Most people don't get that experience.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wat
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You might be mistakenly thinking about Dr. Balzack.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Everyone forgets the co-founder of this fine facility, Nutz
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Until these people are so thoroughly publicly disgraced and their sins put on such display for all society to see in ways that can never be rewritten, and until their very names become a curse or a mockery forever, they will try again.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We need to save receipts. And we're gonna need some Nuremberg trials. No pardons. No forgiveness. The biggest mistakes we made were not letting Sherman go far enough and letting Ford and Bush get away with pardoning all those assholes. I'm generally against general deterrence. But.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Arthur Brooks says contempt is the thing that kills us. But I honestly don't know what else I can have towards this behavior. It's vile. It's gross. It's disgusting. It's nothing BUT contemptible. What else should I have towards those who revel in it BUT contempt?
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
But when he dies, we will have to reckon with who he exposed our friends and neighbors to be. And man, I am really struggling with what to do with that.
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Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I really do think that he is near death. It's a classic end-stage dementia symptom to lose all inhibitions like this. Not just the swearing, the violence, the racism, all of it. Grandpa's brain is melting and he's even vaguely aware of it on some level, but he can't actually accept it.
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