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Pete Halesey

@petehalesey.bsky.social
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Allegheny County’s third most prominent bird lawyer. Pitt/Pens/Buccos/Everton/Cowboys (for my sins).

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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Checking the Penn State score
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Mad Max: What a Lovely Day!
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man I can’t wait to go home tomorrow and actually watch this game.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
About to grab the Mike at this Pitt alum wedding and just start screaming the scores of the Pitt and Penn State games
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another flag extending a drive for the leagues most fortunate team? I cannot believe it.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More flags please
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pumped seven goose for the first loss of the campaign
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah well at least you got a nice hit on Crosby in the first period, that’s what’s really important
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“And here’s the scouting department I built, since they wouldn’t give me one where I worked”
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember folks, it’s very smart to unload your All-Pro defensive leader right before the season. There will be no negative long term effects to that side of the ball.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But hey, play for overtime and that’s what you get.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If anyone coaching the defensive side of the ball in Dallas has a job tomorrow that’s ownership malpractice.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why did Jaylen Warren trip?
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have no hard evidence to back this up but the Steelers have to lead the league in instances where they get bailed out by their opponents sheer stupidity.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I cant believe Mike McCarthy is overseeing sloppy offensive procedures. No fans of any other team could have ever seen this coming.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also did I subscribe to Peacock to watch the last few minutes of this loss? That’s between me and God.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOLisville
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Lucille Bluth's Excited Reaction
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heaven forbid someone just wants to have a couple cold ones with the boys.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Generally not a believer in portents but I noticed a disconcerting number of crows outside this morning and then my car wouldn’t start. Be wary out these today folks.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hwhat?
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve seen enough and I think it’s high time to fire Mike Tomlin.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DK Metcalf believes in two things: 1. Antarctic civilizations 2. Shortarming catches
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The disconnection is…concerning.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Never realized how excited I would be for a punter.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You have to actively try to get 60 yards of penalties halfway through the second quarter, truly impressive
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m at the point where I believe I’ll see a live yeti before I see five offensive linemen that can competently block
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Steelers should be fine so long as every week they benefit from missed field goals and interceptions thrown by a guy who’s apparently playing quarterback for the very first time in his life.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Absolute crickets from the usual suspects. Why doesn’t he accept his situation and stay instead of requesting a trade?
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Sources: Joey Porter Jr. unlikely to play amid uncertain Steelers future
Steelers cornerback Joey Porter Jr., who has been embroiled in a contract dispute all summer, is unlikely to play against the Falcons because of a back injury, sources told NFL Network and ESPN, and the possibility of a trade remains in play.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not tonight angry dome, not tonight
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do they do victory formation in shotgun too?
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The amount of new swear words my children are learning is staggering
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For the love of god go under center when you need a yard.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Love a good maul
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Blocking atrocious for the fifth consecutive season.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m just a boy, standing in front of @offthetriboro.bsky.social for Aaron Berry (man he’s scary) to be on this list.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Absolutely seamless ad for Copilot dropped into the broadcast by Mike Tirico. NFL is back baby.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“I support no cause, foreign or domestic, other than Mason Heintschel ripping darts.”
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So THATS where the map on the back of the Declaration of Independence leads.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(Turns on volleyball match) Three straight Utah points. Sorry everyone just tell me what happens.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Obviously unbelievable” because there was no time left on the clock you bum
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Ann Arbor Screwjob
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rank👏more👏Big👏Ten👏teams👏
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thankfully they don’t ask you how, they ask you how many.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thom Brenneman and a former Penn State player on the call today. Commentary vibes could not be more rancid.
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Brings a tear to my eye to see so many guys remembered
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Running errands this morning and who’s selling produce at the farmers’ market? Why Pat McAfee of course! How does he find the time???
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Pete Halesey @petehalesey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Put me down for a John Malecki
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