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Spoiler alert… I hate phish here too…

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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 2h
My sister once had hers in an elf costume. The cat literally froze in place and toppled over. They made America’s funniest home videos with that clip 🤣
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 3h
I wish there was a little chin strap on these to help keep them on. They each wore theirs for about 0.05 seconds before they shook em loose
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 3h
Wolf as Batman and Alligator as Daredevil
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 5h
Dem pickles is still hot but delicious
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 9h
Catching up on my least favorite soap opera ever… Like sands through the hourglass… so are the days of our Twibe…
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 22h
Damn gias I got lucky and only saw that one
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 22h
I’m not a podiatrist but feet’s should t go I. That direction
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Horrible
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s true. Especially if coming from Charlie.
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just saw a bald eagle flying overhead. I’ve never seen one outside of a zoo never mind within city limits. It was huge!
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m making cookies and they think they’re entitled to them…
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hit 5 years last week! Way to go Jer. That’s awesome!
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m gonna do it again today.
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feels like I’m in a ring of fire
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All that habanero infusion yesterday has caught up to me. Things are a bit warm…
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s perfect sleeping weather but here I am wide awake before the sun! Thank you I hope it hits the way yours did!
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seriously lol. It’s under 50° we all need that little warmup this morning
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m waiting for Wolf to start a pot for me. But he doesn’t have thumbs so I might be waiting a minute
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s only right
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@icculus.bsky.social I’ve been eating habanero pickles and my farts burn.
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Underwood is a fraud and it’s hilarious.
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SMU running the old 3rd and 48 halfback draw….
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got some red hot pickles, habanero pickled garlic, some cashews, 4 different cheese dis and spreads , some garlic cheese curds at the cheese festival. Way too many people. Now I’m going to the weed market and fix the anxiety that gave me
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Laundry done and folded - last time it took me 3 months to fold it. And showered before 930… gonna roll a joint and go check out this cheese festival and see what I can get into
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you see it?
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want you to see if Curt can fly like in UP. Just tether him to a weather balloon full and he should float this way
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God damn it
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Butler me
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve taken heed. Got half of mine folded. Take a 5 minute coffee stretch break and finish it off
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Luckily I escaped with clean shorts
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now that you mention it I was the youngest one in there and I am old
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao that would be a scene
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are like 20 opening the laundromat at 645… sure I’m one of them but who knew this place was jumpin that early
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Nobody Messes with Jesus Quintana
ALT: Nobody Messes with Jesus Quintana
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I suppose I can be productive being up at 515 but not quite ready to do my laundry
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A sneeze and a fart at the same time will wake you up
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve puked during tweezer. He’s not special.
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Western conference teams worth the watch are Colorado, Edmonton and San Jose. Sharks should be a playoff team this year.
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ducks
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sucks are young and talented, thin depth wise though, and coached by Quenville they’ll be middle of the road I think. Vegas will be top 8 team in the league in reg season especially if they get a goaltender, preferably one that hasn’t been accused of gang rape, like their current starter in Hart
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love to see it. And this new stadium looks pretty sweet too
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice my guide just said N/A and was watching PSU embarrass themselves
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who is. Broadcasting this one? CBS sports?
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait there are chocolate cookie filled Reese’s pieces? They’ll be perfect ina. Peanut butter cookie
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rangers are 2-1 and Comets are 1-0…. I don’t know if I like it.
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Waits. Who told them they were allowed to win October games?
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yup! I can’t stop laughing because I’m picturing his ghost doing the same thing with this ridiculous grin on his face
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The olden days.
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Temporary change of avatar for a good laugh
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Pete-za @peteforgets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ope I found the one and only I have of you me and him, including Larry and Scott…
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