Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Overheard this guy talking on the phone in the office restroom: "Yeah bro, We broke up. We broke up. I broke up with her at FIFA! Oh yeah, you were there." . . . "Listen bro, I've got all three of my exes on my phone hitting me up. At least I know I'm not the problem!" 120
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Trying to put this out there! Her GoFundMe link is: gofund.me/e0364264f #trans #transition #GoFundMe 000
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Ok, hear me out: A band of queer postal workers called "The Mail Gays" 020
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It's been a hot minute since anything has been fergalicious 010
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Hot Take: I know a lot of people think Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson would make a good gay couple, but the reality is that it would be so toxic. They are better off as just friends/coworkers. 021
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Yall, I knew all this work stress had me feelin some type of way 000
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I don't need AI, I need to be able to google "wait what was that song that was stuck in my head yesterday?" 000
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I finally relented and made a TikTok account, just to see what all the fuss is about, and it has got to be the slowest, jankiest, most bloated app on my phone. Yall like this?? It feels like going to malware dot com circa 2005 030
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026"I can't understand the mind of the president because I'm not a child psychologist," — Rep. Seth Moulton A reminder of this absolute gem 020
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Why do so many country songs mention strawberry wine? Wtf is strawberry wine?? 120
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026When you catch yourself doing something one of your parents domedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest . 010
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I miss the 90s/early 2000s stoner aesthetic. Sublime t-shirts, trippy posters, that one hoodie. Good times 010
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Anytime I see someone at the store that I don't know but I want to try to talk to, I remind myself what I think about people I don't know who try to talk to me at the store, which is: What the fuck is wrong with you?? 000
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Bummed that every time I check someone's profile their last post was 9 months ago. What happened 9 months ago?? 000
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Wanted to share this old legal anecdote I found of two lawyers who just made up cases while in trial. I had my suspicions that lawyers used to be able to get away with this back in the 19th century and before, but this confirmed it. - William Ballantine, Serjeant-at-Law (1812-87) 010
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Iran absolutely needs regime change but the U.S. starting a war with them will not help anything. Real lasting change there has to come from within, which it may be on the verge of that now (fingers crossed) 010
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I guess I will now try to find the people I followed before 010
Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I did it! I finally made a bluesky account. I would have done it sooner but I was reluctant to start over without all my old tweets (that had zero likes) 010