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Peter Baimey

@petebaimey.bsky.social
111 followers 82 following 129 posts

I guess I'm late to the switch to Bluesky from that cesspool formerly known as Twitter. I'm a lawyer but I'm not your lawyer. None of this is legal advice.

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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Overheard this guy talking on the phone in the office restroom: "Yeah bro, We broke up. We broke up. I broke up with her at FIFA! Oh yeah, you were there." . . . "Listen bro, I've got all three of my exes on my phone hitting me up. At least I know I'm not the problem!"
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trying to put this out there! Her GoFundMe link is: gofund.me/e0364264f #trans #transition #GoFundMe
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It was a grey morning in Houston today
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I was able to pick up issue 2 of Swamp!
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Ok, hear me out: A band of queer postal workers called "The Mail Gays"
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Yall. What the heck is Brown Mixture???
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It's been a hot minute since anything has been fergalicious
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hot Take: I know a lot of people think Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson would make a good gay couple, but the reality is that it would be so toxic. They are better off as just friends/coworkers.
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Yall, I knew all this work stress had me feelin some type of way
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I don't need AI, I need to be able to google "wait what was that song that was stuck in my head yesterday?"
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I finally relented and made a TikTok account, just to see what all the fuss is about, and it has got to be the slowest, jankiest, most bloated app on my phone. Yall like this?? It feels like going to malware dot com circa 2005
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"I can't understand the mind of the president because I'm not a child psychologist," — Rep. Seth Moulton A reminder of this absolute gem
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Why do so many country songs mention strawberry wine? Wtf is strawberry wine??
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
When you catch yourself doing something one of your parents do
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a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I miss the 90s/early 2000s stoner aesthetic. Sublime t-shirts, trippy posters, that one hoodie. Good times
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Anytime I see someone at the store that I don't know but I want to try to talk to, I remind myself what I think about people I don't know who try to talk to me at the store, which is: What the fuck is wrong with you??
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Bummed that every time I check someone's profile their last post was 9 months ago. What happened 9 months ago??
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
How your email finds me
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Overdosing on Nexium out here
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Wanted to share this old legal anecdote I found of two lawyers who just made up cases while in trial. I had my suspicions that lawyers used to be able to get away with this back in the 19th century and before, but this confirmed it. - William Ballantine, Serjeant-at-Law (1812-87)
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Iran absolutely needs regime change but the U.S. starting a war with them will not help anything. Real lasting change there has to come from within, which it may be on the verge of that now (fingers crossed)
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Still at it
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Behold my domain
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I guess I will now try to find the people I followed before
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Peter Baimey @petebaimey.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I did it! I finally made a bluesky account. I would have done it sooner but I was reluctant to start over without all my old tweets (that had zero likes)
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