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@pete--b.bsky.social
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 12h
"Govt doesn't work. We know because we broke it."
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 12h
Omg yes
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 12h
Can confirm. My Dad (born 1935) told me he was struck on the back of his left hand for writing with it in primary school.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 14h
I feel this SOOO much
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 15h
Maybe Garth fucking Brooks could do something about that? Like, who sells tix to his shows? Maybe they have a role in this.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 18h
It's a language I will not utter here, but in the Common Tongue it says, "Ceci n'est pas une pipe."
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 18h
No, the Dead Kennedys are a band, John F Kennedy is an airport in New York.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that's c3pp. for some reason, he never caught on. (shrug)
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He can say that from his fucking knees if he's sincere ...
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not Shit's Craic?
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
... of ten? whoa ...
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like, what if it's good (sacking Troy) but the gods disapprove of it (slow Mediterranean cruise home)? Fuck them gods.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One hundred years later ... Kermit the Frog footage inspires 4 guys to write screenplays that are eventually made into blockbuster movies by Mel Gibson IV.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did he turn his chair around backwards before grabbing those fries? I'll bet he did.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Muppet, the frog, and the snuffleupagus ... they caught the last train for the coast
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/sDktu...
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And that's his best attribute.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"well-oiled muscleman" a macho man, you might say
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you lose AI, it's only a matter of time before you lose B - G, and probably H as well. Are you really prepared for that? 🤔
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thanks for the tip. That's going on my TBR list.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Shrimp ouroboros?
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"pluperfect" (chef's kiss)
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gonna need some deets about that "gun in sex act"
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey, look what I just got!!
A freshly delivered copy of AR Moxon's Fighting in the Dark.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Final thoughts of knocking a priest's teeth out also not good, but morally defensible.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That's like all I could see. I mean, other than the adorable baby strapped to the tenacious constituent.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I feel like this guy gives me the best chance for a sympathetic hearing.
A man smiles and holds a paintbrush in front of a nature scene. The man is Bob Ross.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Came looking for quarterflash, and the internet did not disappoint. Thanks!
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He's especially good at expectorating.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You mean JONATHAN ROSS, the ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good? That Jonathan Ross?
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
[Me, licking the page]: Delicious tears
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
"We declared war on cancer why do we still have peter thiel?"
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
As a lover of sauerkraut and other fermented vegetables, I fucking hate these people for ruining that association for me.🤬
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I fucking hate this timeline.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Playing bad cop, worse cop.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
🤯
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Same, no apology needed. 😆
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Just here to thank you for the throwback to the 80s.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hot dog guy, but in the voice of Jules Winnfield.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Sorry is this a hockey post, or ... ?
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Da fuq
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Why do people think Tucker's "I don't get it" look makes him look ... smart?
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
lowtsa wicked nehvous...
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Going on my TBR list, thanks for the reco.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Despite all the positives, "you never change your socks" is a Big Rock Candy Mountain deal-breaker.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
... it would have been invented by ... 😉
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Maybe bigotry leads to mental illness, when you can't make the world work the way you believe it should. So don't excuse the bigotry just because it's adjacent to the crisis.
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What, no d*ck pills?
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I heard this in my head to the rhythm of Addams family groove ... 🎵 "the TESla CYber TRUCK!"
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pete--b.bsky.social @pete--b.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Most restrictions that I have seen aren't even new. Like, follow the constitution and existing laws, but that's unrealistic? Fuck ICE and fuck Thune.
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